I did my
tax return before Christmas and was given back £80.
On 31st Jan, I received a letter telling me I owed £180, and had to pay by 31st Jan. What a ballache. Why didn't they just tell me I owed £100 a month ago?
Anyway, compared to my lottery win, all that's just a petty nuisance rather than anything important. I will send an email to Julia, requesting she join me in my future life of luxury. I shall sail the world. Whore in every city from Istanbul to Vegas. And enter the WSOP every year until I win.