Texas Calculatem and Poker Office Blog

The post of the month has got to go to dD, with Serf Control. It has a selection of comments regarding the arena of reality TV, in particular, the X Factor.

However, I find it unlikely that dD truly abhors the abuse of the weak. It was only yesterday that he offered to join me at the tables, after reading about my red mist issues (click here for the evidence).

Anyway, according to the IQ test on Facebook, I have an IQ of 69. Does that classify me as being weak and needy, and deserving of some sort of disability allowance?

The red mist is hitting. I'm sizing up my bets on the SNG's at Pacific and losing. Not good.

Anyway, I'm also working on a new betfair application that uses the API rather than screenscraping. It currently manages to watch a few markets, but does not place bets or crunch numbers yet. In order to implement some sorting, I'll need to look at this example.

I'm still getting spam from ok mail. They claim to be a member of the Direct Marketting Association, whatever that means, but there isn't a complaints form on that site. I shall therefore remove myself by forwarding all junk back to them using an outlook rule.

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