Texas Calculatem and Poker Office Blog

Politics is boring, but I found an interesting petition on facebook that is trying to stop Gordon Brown being handed the country on a plate. Click here to sign the petition.

I've missed the blogger tourney for the last couple of weeks. Not because Texas Calculatem let me down, but because I've been slack with other things. Two weeks ago I watched the quality zombie flick 28 Weeks Later. And this week I was helping to babysit a load of todlers.

However, despite my lack of worshipping, I've somehow caused a bit of controversy on Reeling Silk, after voicing an unappreciated view on a Tai Chi demonstration video. To stop things getting too heated I'm therefore hiding here instead.

I haven't done that much in the way of martial arts training lately. I'm old, fat and lazy, and cancelled my Saturday stick fighting session due to rain. But one thing I've often wondered is why you rarely see exponents of the more traditional arts involved in mixed martial art contests. Surely they have a moral obligation to show the public that practising the more modern arts is a fallacy? Wouldn't it be nice to prove to unfortunate kickboxers, that if they wanted to learn to defend themselves, they could do more effectively than by kicking each other in the head week after week?

Came 5th in the blogger tourney. I think I need more aggression, as I kept on over-riding Texas Calculatem's signals, and folded AKo to all ins (I hate AKo!) a few times. But overall, it was good fun, even though my head hurts from staring at the screen for so long.

Juice came last, and therefore gets the monkey picture on his blog.

Burnley Milk recommended I read Pud's masturbation blog, but I've forgotten the name / address of it. If you know who pud is, please let me know via a comment.

Anyway, it's nearly time for bed, and I still need to make my packed lunch despite my nasty headache. Not sure what there is to look forward to next week. I have footy on Wednesday, but almost died last week, as only 5 people showed, and like short handed poker, short player'd footy is much more draining.

Last week Mr Blair announced that he'll be stepping down from power on June 27th, and interest rates rose for the 4th time since August. I'm not too sure what either of these will mean for the future.

Gordon Brown will probably be the next prime minister, but while many pundits claim he's the safest bet, I'm not sure that I'm a fan. The tax changes he announced a couple of months ago were a bit of a shot in the foot. He tried the usual New Labour spin tactic, calling it a tax cut, and financial journalists were all over it within a few hours. Low earners lost out, and the higher earners would only benefit by a negligible amount. What a fool!

The higher interest rates may mean higher mortgage payments for some home owners. But if it helps to pull down property prices, that will benefit those who want to buy their first place, and potentially those who want to get a bigger place. Personally, I find the media's reporting of the property market a bit annoying. The language used in most reports appears to imply that rising prices are a good thing, and falling prices a bad thing. But rising prices mean that a lot of my friends have little or no chance of getting their own place.

I used the hammer to pound a tight-aggressive player at Poker Stars. Being the fish that I am, I didn't realise I had the bottom straight until the dealer handed the chips over.

Watch out Tan!

It looks like Milk has upset some fellow bloggers, and there is now a bounty on his head. I don't think I'll add to the bounty, as I'm after the perpetually lucky Tan.



In terms of my goals for the tourney, I'm just going to try and get more banter going. The other players didn't seem very talkative, though Burnley Milk is supposed to be more of an annoying chatterbox than my goodself.

Also, I'll be showing them the magic of Poker Office and Texas Calculatem. Tan didn't seem to appreciate my sharing of his vital stats, so if I keep at it, then maybe he'll lose a bit of luck and go on tilt.

I'm looking forward to the Night of the Hammer on Sunday. I doubt I'll win. But maybe I'll get lucky and collect a bounty.

Anyway, I think Acorn wants me to post 7 random facts about myself. So here I go...

1) According to electronic weighing scales, I have the metabolic age of a 12 year old.
2) I'm the only Poker Blogger who claims to be a breakeven player.
3) I don't really look like Juice.
4) I'm dying for a piss, but am determined to finish this before going to the bathroom.
5) I've made more money selling Poker software than I have from playing Poker.
6) After diving in Belize, yellow gunk poured out of my ear for 5 days. My hearing has been better ever since.
7) If I run too fast I get dizzy.

The tourney is over. Texas Calculatem helped me to make some outstanding moves, but Tan still won with a super aggressive strategy, and more than a little help from the Poker gods.

I tried to destroy him using the power of 72o, but he deflected my magic with a well timed sacrifice of Ten Turtles. Alas the gods mocked me by letting Tan win with 72o against another player shortly afterwards.

Second place went to the Acorn Man, who used the wagging tail technique. Unfortunately he was too tight to feed the dog, so Nacho went on strike, and thus went first place.

All in all, it was a good tourney, and I hope to play again next week.

Here is a chart of how much people said in the chat. I said the most. And Qixotte8 said the 2nd most even though he was only an observer.



Unfortunately the chat at Poker Stars is a bit poor as it only has 5 lines in it.

I've copied and pasted the chat transcript below...



This is without the dealer stuff:

zagga: evening ladies
BurnleyMik: OH NICE!! I got the easy table!!!!!!
BurnleyMik: looooooooooool
the_cloud71: evening
mauzj: hey Guys
stephenrhall: Hi all
the_cloud71: I'm having your blinds BM!!!!
BurnleyMik: hey there
mauzj: Is this the geeky bloggers tourney>
BurnleyMik: dont even try it u crazy injun!
the_cloud71: most are geeky yeah - not me though!
BurnleyMik: why u ask mauzj?
mauzj: just wondering if anyone here is more of a geek than myself
zagga: pizza arrived...ya beauty!
BurnleyMik: you want to join?? ;-)
Rosie_m_t [observer]: hello everyone
Rosie_m_t [observer]: hello Mauzj
BurnleyMik: hey rosie!
the_cloud71: evening
Al Eleven: evening all
mauzj: How many of you guys are using Texas Calculatem?
the_cloud71: low turnout tonight??
Rosie_m_t [observer]: hey Milk
BurnleyMik: Milk?? whos that?
BurnleyMik: ALL IN!
mauzj: you're stealing mate
the_cloud71: is that a clue to your identity mauzj??
BurnleyMik: he's bluffing!
BurnleyMik: He always does!
Al Eleven: oh BM another $5 bounty on your head from me and $5 from acorn for yer comments!!!
the_cloud71: texas calculatem?
mauzj: My identity?
Spid [observer]: good to see you Mauz
zagga: yep,about time mr e
TanOrpheus:
late reg works :)
the_cloud71: edge??
mauzj: Can I make the chat window larger?
stephenrhall: up to 17 now
BurnleyMik: u will have to pay more toi the window cleaner tho
mauzj: nice steal mate
Al Eleven: gojng for the bounty's tonight ;)
zagga: thats ok for a b hol weekend
mauzj: What if I tell the window cleaner I'll beat his face in if he does a **** job?
the_cloud71: I'm taking all the bountys - want to save me some money
mauzj: God. this interface is confusing
mauzj: I've never played on Party before
Al Eleven: acorn and I have put another $5 each for BM's head
mauzj: Is BM a pro player?
the_cloud71: Easy money
stephenrhall: in his dreams
BurnleyMik: ohe has heard of me!!
Al Eleven: but first I want that $15 for you walking shame cloud ;)
BurnleyMik: ur the man!
mauzj: I had the hamer
BurnleyMik: is that thr scottish HAMMER?
zagga: a larger version?
BurnleyMik: lol]
mauzj: No. I had the hammer of thor
Al Eleven: no it's just worth more chips
mauzj: And I'm going to use it to beat your chips to dust
stephenrhall: god he does talk more than BM
mauzj: and who are you?
BurnleyMik: NO WAY!
Al Eleven: lol
mauzj: Are you a mathmos stephen?
zagga: its could be true lol
mauzj: thanks guys
mauzj: 7d3h
cadmunkey: lol
mauzj: nice river mate
BurnleyMik: ship it!!!!!!
BurnleyMik: loool
cadmunkey: same old bull ****e
Al Eleven: 1 outer I folded K5
BurnleyMik: fishermans friend
mauzj: cadmunkey... is your name cadogan?
cadmunkey: no
zagga: you folded k5? unlike ye mr trout ;-)
mauzj: Good steal
BurnleyMik: anyone for the WALK OF SHAME?
Al Eleven: hehe watch and see how a fish does it!!!
mauzj: is someone out already?
Spid [observer]: can't be - Mik is still here
Al Eleven: hey Milk there
Al Eleven: there's a guy at other table says he your mate
Al Eleven: how much did that cost you?
mauzj: I have no friends.
mauzj: I'm just here to take your cash
BurnleyMik: Cloud out firstc= $15
zagga: only russian ladies eh mauz
stephenrhall: hands of my blinds you
mauzj: Nah. The Russian ladette disowned me
BurnleyMik: oooohhh fighting back?
BurnleyMik: fight this!
stephenrhall: ooh, getting pushy
Spid [observer]: he has the hammer
mauzj: coward
Rosie_m_t [observer]: lovely
BurnleyMik: lol
Spid [observer]: nice
BurnleyMik: ship it!
the_cloud71: go Milk go Milk go Milk
Quixote8 [observer]: take his blinds cloud
BurnleyMik: loool
Quixote8 [observer]: the milk man wants his monkey back
BurnleyMik: looll... I never want to have o post that again!
Quixote8 [observer]: but the monkey told rosie he wants to go home!
BurnleyMik: home is where the heart is
Quixote8 [observer]: she apparently tried to knee cap him
BurnleyMik: ........... clouds blog
mauzj: Home is where the monkey gets spanked
BurnleyMik: looooooool
the_cloud71: lol
TanOrpheus: fshy
mauzj: nice river mate
mauzj: nice steal mate
TanOrpheus: ty
BurnleyMik: lol
Quixote8 [observer]: nh tan
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BurnleyMik: nh
zagga: n 1
Quixote8 [observer]: dont let the milk settle
BurnleyMik: booooooooooooo
BurnleyMik: rubbish
Spid [observer]: will it curdle?
Quixote8 [observer]: whats the bounty on the milk man?
BurnleyMik: i wont cry over spilt milk
zagga: bout $80 by now..
BurnleyMik: 0
mauzj: Who's spid?
Spid [observer]: mias dad m8
BurnleyMik: he's the man!
Quixote8 [observer]: never heard of him
Quixote8 [observer]: does he play poker?
Spid [observer]: lol
BurnleyMik: defending champion!!
Spid [observer]: no!
mauzj: Why does tan keep raising?
mauzj: Poe tells me he's raised 20% of hands
Spid [observer]: i just close my eyes and call
mauzj: Hey Spid
Spid [observer]: nice to see you Mr E
TanOrpheus: its just easier that way
mauzj: Do you have a blog?
TanOrpheus: yep
mauzj: Do you have porn on your blog?
Quixote8 [observer]: god knows what it does to a man to have such a big bounty on his head
Quixote8 [observer]: its bigger than the one we had on the trout a few weeks back
Spid [observer]: one out already
Al Eleven: lol
the_cloud71: pressures off now
Spid [observer]: if the last doesn't have a blog - can the monkey revert to 2nd last?
Al Eleven: trouts are harder to catch tho
the_cloud71: should put it on all posts instead
zagga: looks like the monkey gets a week off...
mauzj: nice river mate
Spid [observer]: he'll be selling Big Issue
cadmunkey: what happened on the river??
mauzj: I missed
zagga: lol
cadmunkey: lmfao
zagga: wtach for that bait cad...!
TanOrpheus: lol
mauzj: nice steal mate
zagga: nice try lol
TanOrpheus: any idea where you were at ?
zagga: kinda
TanOrpheus: lol
zagga: didnt think u had A
zagga: n thought i was ahead.....
TanOrpheus: hope springs eternal
TanOrpheus:
:)
zagga:
:-)
mauzj: nice!
the_cloud71: n1 mark
Al Eleven: hehehe stealing away cloud ;)
the_cloud71: so many outs!!!
Al Eleven: knew I'd get a fishy flop
mauzj: Why does Tan keep on raising?
zagga: arghhhh!
zagga: nh
TanOrpheus: tx
mauzj: wow
mauzj: zagga is my hero
Spid [observer]: you say that to everyone Mr Edge
the_cloud71: I saw Preston just missed out stephen
stephenrhall: I don't want to talk about it
stephenrhall: Last 6 weeks have been utter crap
stephenrhall: Lets talk about Leeds instead
the_cloud71: unlucky today - other results and all that
stephenrhall: yeah, good to beat Birmingham, but everyone else went goals mad
Quixote8 [observer]: does everyone know teh edge?
Quixote8 [observer]: thats mauzj
Quixote8 [observer]: hes my mate from college
the_cloud71: a mate of juice is a mate of my mine ;o)
mauzj: thanks cloud
Quixote8 [observer]: beware cloud
Cell 1919 [observer]: you take this down munkey eh?
TanOrpheus: .....
TanOrpheus: ive checked already
Quixote8 [observer]: mauz is a mathematical genius
mauzj: No
mauzj: I use TC
Quixote8 [observer]: are you missing your office cloud?
the_cloud71: don't wanna talk about it
the_cloud71: ;-(
mauzj: We're getting strippers in the office tomorrow
the_cloud71: paint strippers?
Al Eleven: hey cloud I like the idea of falling into bed after playing late night poker...
stephenrhall: no room for strippers in clouds office now
Al Eleven: save me falling on the living room florr
Quixote8 [observer]: why not get a lappy
Al Eleven: floor passed out
Quixote8 [observer]: and share the room
mauzj: Clouds get escorts instead of strippers?
Al Eleven: M
the_cloud71: I'm on the lappy now
the_cloud71: Ford escorts
mauzj: Are they modded?
mauzj: Do you have those neon lights underneath?
the_cloud71: a mate of juice is a mate of my mine ;o)
mauzj: thanks cloud
Quixote8 [observer]: beware cloud
Cell 1919 [observer]: you take this down munkey eh?
TanOrpheus: .....
TanOrpheus: ive checked already
Quixote8 [observer]: mauz is a mathematical genius
mauzj: No
mauzj: I use TC
Quixote8 [observer]: are you missing your office cloud?
the_cloud71: don't wanna talk about it
the_cloud71: ;-(
mauzj: We're getting strippers in the office tomorrow
the_cloud71: paint strippers?
Al Eleven: hey cloud I like the idea of falling into bed after playing late night poker...
stephenrhall: no room for strippers in clouds office now
Al Eleven: save me falling on the living room florr
Quixote8 [observer]: why not get a lappy
Al Eleven: floor passed out
Quixote8 [observer]: and share the room
mauzj: Clouds get escorts instead of strippers?
Al Eleven: M
the_cloud71: I'm on the lappy now
the_cloud71: Ford escorts
mauzj: Are they modded?
mauzj: Do you have those neon lights underneath?
the_cloud71: not at my age
the_cloud71: a mate of juice is a mate of my mine ;o)
mauzj: thanks cloud
Quixote8 [observer]: beware cloud
Cell 1919 [observer]: you take this down munkey eh?
TanOrpheus: .....
TanOrpheus: ive checked already
Quixote8 [observer]: mauz is a mathematical genius
mauzj: No
mauzj: I use TC
Quixote8 [observer]: are you missing your office cloud?
the_cloud71: don't wanna talk about it
the_cloud71: ;-(
mauzj: We're getting strippers in the office tomorrow
the_cloud71: paint strippers?
Al Eleven: hey cloud I like the idea of falling into bed after playing late night poker...
stephenrhall: no room for strippers in clouds office now
Al Eleven: save me falling on the living room florr
Quixote8 [observer]: why not get a lappy
Al Eleven: floor passed out
Quixote8 [observer]: and share the room
mauzj: Clouds get escorts instead of strippers?
Al Eleven: M
the_cloud71: I'm on the lappy now
the_cloud71: Ford escorts
mauzj: Are they modded?
mauzj: Do you have those neon lights underneath?
the_cloud71: not at my age
zagga: thats for us youngsters mauz
mauzj: I'm only 12. I can't drive yet
mauzj: God. These blinds are high
the_cloud71: enjoy the game yesterday zag?
zagga: sure did mr c
zagga: gave them a right doin'
Quixote8 [observer]: unbelieably the milk is chip leader
the_cloud71: When i saw the result I thought you'd be pleased
TanOrpheus: nh
Quixote8 [observer]: ul
Quixote8 [observer]: nh
mauzj: nice river Stephen
zagga: nh ul T
Al Eleven: aye he's sitting out so he can get a screen shot!!
Spid [observer]: he's from Burnely, probably a blackout
Al Eleven: lol
Quixote8 [observer]: I didnt think they even had the wheel up north
the_cloud71: lol spid
zagga: thats for us youngsters mauz
mauzj: I'm only 12. I can't drive yet
mauzj: God. These blinds are high
the_cloud71: enjoy the game yesterday zag?
zagga: sure did mr c
zagga: gave them a right doin'
Quixote8 [observer]: unbelieably the milk is chip leader
the_cloud71: When i saw the result I thought you'd be pleased
TanOrpheus: nh
Quixote8 [observer]: ul
Quixote8 [observer]: nh
mauzj: nice river Stephen
zagga: nh ul T
Al Eleven: aye he's sitting out so he can get a screen shot!!
Spid [observer]: he's from Burnely, probably a blackout
Al Eleven: lol
Quixote8 [observer]: I didnt think they even had the wheel up north
the_cloud71: lol spid
the_cloud71: BM could make the final table again!!!!! just by sitting out
Spid [observer]:
only chance he's got :-)
zagga: Bassa prob gonna outlast me..
Al Eleven: would that be the first time?
mauzj: If I fold every hand, what are my chances of coing 2nd?
the_cloud71: reckon he's doing it on purpose
Spid [observer]: nil
Quixote8 [observer]: amp up the agression edge
mauzj: wp munkey
zagga: free to fold!
mauzj: masturbation is free too
zagga: lol
Spid [observer]: hey, don't knock masturbation
Spid [observer]: it's sex with someone I love
zagga: hehe
Al Eleven: it sure beats getting married
mauzj: I have excema on my hand and hate it
Spid [observer]: cheaper too!
mauzj: Stephen is on a raising frenzy
Al Eleven: stack envy
Quixote8 [observer]: you have a supply of call centre girls thogh spi
Quixote8 [observer]: d
ResdentEvil [observer]: cmon guys, no takers for the horse event ?
Quixote8 [observer]: gl
zagga: lol
mauzj: Is Spid the guy who spends all day learing over girls up north?
the_cloud71: lovely hand zag
Al Eleven: hey cloud what odds am i getting this week ;)
zagga: u2 mr c
the_cloud71: 12/1
Quixote8 [observer]: yes the man of a thousand asbos
Al Eleven: wheeeee
Al Eleven: my favourite
mauzj: TdJc
the_cloud71: ere Zag - you could have raised with AJ instead!!
zagga: soz mr c...next time
the_cloud71: no probs
zagga: you could fold too next time
mauzj: Anyone want to go all in next hand?
mauzj: We need to get some action going
zagga: when i put ye all in with such a scary move!
mauzj: nice steal cloud
the_cloud71: ta mauzj
mauzj: nice steal
zagga: hit the river...
mauzj: good psychic skills
mauzj: I could't see that far ahead
zagga: ty
Al Eleven: I can't beleive this I've had 2 imposters and no real hammer yet!!!
mauzj: you worship 72o as well?
Al Eleven: think we all do
Quixote8 [observer]: tan especially
Al Eleven: Tan took one brit blogger tourney down with it - he's the legend
zagga: aye what a finish
the_cloud71: please don't remind me!!
Al Eleven: lol sorry cloud
Quixote8 [observer]: give me a seven
Rosie_m_t [observer]: how you doung, mauzj?
Quixote8 [observer]: give me a two
Quixote8 [observer]: give me an off!
TanOrpheus: oh, stop it, youll make me blush
Al Eleven: lol you'r so proud of that you havn't updated yer blog since!!!!
Quixote8 [observer]: what more is there to say
TanOrpheus: lol, almost yer
Quixote8 [observer]: hes reached teh pinacle
Quixote8 [observer]: of poker excellence
the_cloud71: hey let's all fold until BM goes out!!
zagga: lol
Spid [observer]: he's got too many chips!
the_cloud71: not if everyone folds every hand lol
Spid [observer]: never thought I'd hear that said about Mik
mauzj: nice!
mauzj: magic!
TanOrpheus: shakes clouds hand
Quixote8 [observer]: did he just paly the hammer?
the_cloud71: Cheers mate -I enjoyed that
mauzj: please fold mate
Rosie_m_t [observer]: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Spid [observer]: nice mr edge
Rosie_m_t [observer]: nice onw
Quixote8 [observer]: nice
stephenrhall: n1
zagga: nh mauz
mauzj: sorry
mauzj: lucky river
Al Eleven: I'll listen next time
Quixote8 [observer]: dont let the trout suck on you
Al Eleven: hehehe
mauzj: please fold
mauzj: i have aces
cadmunkey: looooooolllllll
Rosie_m_t [observer]: lovely edge
zagga: vul al
Spid [observer]: whoopy do!
Quixote8 [observer]: nh!
Al Eleven: couldn't fold that!!!!
the_cloud71: nh edge - respect Mark
mauzj: Erm
mauzj: didn't you say you'd listen next time?
Quixote8 [observer]: the edge is on a role!
zagga: shockin suckout!
mauzj: sorry
Quixote8 [observer]: and hes taking the trout to town!
mauzj: i'm such a fish
Al Eleven: not when you suck out on the hammer like that
mauzj: your hammer was black
mauzj: it had no chance
Spid [observer]: the odds o that huh?
mauzj: it was an imposter
Spid [observer]: 72 beaten by AA
Spid [observer]: mut be rigged
Spid [observer]:
:-)
Al Eleven: to right
mauzj: Just use TC and you don't need riggered cards
Spid [observer]: still earning that commission eh?
mauzj: Nah
Al Eleven: I'll be speaking to my brother the dealer
mauzj: no one wants it anymore
mauzj: So I have to use it to pla poker instead
Spid [observer]: coz it's way too outdated
mauzj: What do you use?
Katitude [observer]: hey cool cats
Spid [observer]: poker office, sometimes
mauzj: meaow
the_cloud71: hi Kat
mauzj: I use Poe too
mauzj: It's telling me that Tan has raised 20.5% of hands pre-flop
mauzj: So he's been very lucky with premium hands tonight
mauzj: nice steal
Quixote8 [observer]: what has happened to the trout
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zagga: got hammered
Quixote8 [observer]: hes got zagga itis
mauzj: hamer time!
Quixote8 [observer]: cant touch this
Quixote8 [observer]: come on cloud
Quixote8 [observer]: time to make a move
mauzj: nice river mate
the_cloud71: early doors juice - early doors
Spid [observer]: all the previous winners are at the bottom!
mauzj: nice steal
Spid [observer]: gg guys
mauzj: wp
TanOrpheus: gg spid
zagga: rivered soz
Quixote8 [observer]: gg spid
mauzj: rivers count
mauzj: nice steal
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mauzj: i'mm off for a tank
mauzj: catch you guys later
zagga: enjoy mauz
Al Eleven: first hour gone along with first bottle of wine
Al Eleven: need to get the next lined up
mauzj: you play and get pissed at the same time?
Al Eleven: hell yeh
Al Eleven: I'm scottish and alcoholic...
Rosie_m_t [observer]: no sook tonight?
Al Eleven: you should see my play at 5am when I'm back from the pub
mauzj: Does alcohol help you read the river?
zagga: under a large thumb tonight rosie
Rosie_m_t [observer]: ahhh, bless
zagga: indeed
Rosie_m_t [observer]: perks of being single
Al Eleven: lol not even my crystal ball works for that
Rosie_m_t [observer]: you can donk away your cash all night long
Al Eleven: or maybe thats cause I can't see it
zagga: lol
zagga: or go sharkin in your case
Rosie_m_t [observer]: not in my case
zagga: preyin on all da lil fishies
Al Eleven: perks of being married you have to hide your poker loses to the wife but she wants a share of the winnings ;)
Rosie_m_t [observer]: fishies have been biting back!
mauzj: Teach the missus to play!
Rosie_m_t [observer]: just ask Tan ;0)
Al Eleven: she is somewhat resistant
Al Eleven: maybe I'll get her up for next weeks tourney when I'm away
Al Eleven: she'll prob do better than me
mauzj: Get her a copy of TC
Rosie_m_t [observer]: TC?
the_cloud71: 12/1 Al Elevens missus for next week
TanOrpheus:
:)
Al Eleven: lol
mauzj: TC = Texas Calculatem
mauzj: It's the best poker calculator
mauzj: I'm using it now
Al Eleven: Mrs Trout will take it down!!!
Rosie_m_t [observer]: ohh yeah
Rosie_m_t [observer]: I forgot
Al Eleven: I'll have $5 on that bet cloud
zagga: at 12-1?
mauzj: nice
mauzj: ul cloud
zagga: gg cloud
TanOrpheus: sry cloud gg
Rosie_m_t [observer]: gg cloud
Al Eleven: gg cloud
mauzj: ;{
the_cloud71 [observer]: gg guys and girls - nice hand Tan
Quixote8 [observer]: death by blinds
Quixote8 [observer]: its so sad
Quixote8 [observer]: gg cloud!
the_cloud71 [observer]: time for a little bit of horsy
zagga: 10.30?
stephenrhall: yep
Al Eleven: should i call?
zagga: hmm i may have a donk at it if out this yin..
mauzj: sorry
zagga: gg al
Al Eleven [observer]: gg
mauzj: That was the third time I've rivered you
TanOrpheus: gg
Al Eleven [observer]: hehehe
mauzj: hello BM
mauzj: God Save the Queen!
zagga: hes awfy quiet tonight lol
zagga: like milk sitting on a doorstep
mauzj: How is Nacho?
zagga: doing great
Al Eleven [observer]: Hey BM you back now?
zagga: swimmin in sea last weekend
stephenrhall: Mik, where have all your chips gone?
mauzj: I had nachos with cheese last night.
zagga: n eatin icecream
Quixote8 [observer]: the milk is back!
mauzj: Did he eat any duck?
mauzj: nice river
BurnleyMik: fak
Rosie_m_t [observer]: mik woke up
Al Eleven [observer]: should have stayed disconnected BM
zagga: he back!
BurnleyMik: this internet is crazy
BurnleyMik: looooool
BurnleyMik: u guys have had an unfair advantage!
Al Eleven [observer]: I don't
Rosie_m_t [observer]: noone said poker was fair, Mik
BurnleyMik: I would have won this easily!!
mauzj: If I raise you, will the computer auto-fold you?
BurnleyMik: loooooooool
BurnleyMik: probably
BurnleyMik: they said 3-5 days, then it comes back on!! loool
mauzj: nice steal
mauzj: Tan has becoe less aggressive
BurnleyMik: i was chip leader when I left!
mauzj: he's only PFR'd 15.2% now
Al Eleven [observer]: he must have disconnected too
BurnleyMik: rosie is chi leader???
BurnleyMik: oh no!!
BurnleyMik: thats trouble!
mauzj: Rosie is a pro
Quixote8 [observer]: bounty bounty bounty
BurnleyMik: good fold
BurnleyMik: ;-)
mauzj: good steal
zagga: rosie v suffolk HU... odds on that?
BurnleyMik: thanks
TanOrpheus: that u know how much my PFR % is should make you worry about yourself more than me ;-)
zagga: lol np
the_cloud71 [observer]: the MILK is back!!!!!
mauzj: my pfr is only 5.6%
mauzj: I'm a coward
stephenrhall: noo!
BurnleyMik: woooooooooooo
mauzj: wow
the_cloud71 [observer]: looooool
BurnleyMik: yeah baby!
BurnleyMik: SHIP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mauzj: good read BMM
zagga: ul steph
BurnleyMik: u like that?
zagga: fiiiiiiiiiiiiishy!!
BurnleyMik: just like Phil Ivey!
mauzj: He's shagging the dealer
Al Eleven [observer]: more like a Miami Trout
BurnleyMik: u watchin again>?
the_cloud71 [observer]: just like Phil Mitchell
BurnleyMik: loool
zagga: lol
BurnleyMik: sorry Ste
BurnleyMik: I didnt have a lot of choice really
mauzj: good steal
BurnleyMik: are you not bored of saying that mau?
mauzj: I copy and paste it
BurnleyMik: looooool
zagga: nice river mauz
mauzj: nice hand mate
mauzj: wow
mauzj: you guys must be scared of me
zagga: hmm
Quixote8 [observer]: go go edge
mauzj: good steal
BurnleyMik: dont ever do that again!
BurnleyMik: limp and then bet the flop....... tut tut
BurnleyMik: oh....
BurnleyMik: AJ
TanOrpheus: aww spoil sport
mauzj: Tan must be a very lucky guy
mauzj: he's always betting and raising
BurnleyMik: but u have not seen his luck!
TanOrpheus:
when u raise this much u dont need luck :)
mauzj: are you bluffing?
BurnleyMik: he might have 8 2 and ,ade his str8 or something!
TanOrpheus: always
Quixote8 [observer]: ordinarily id back tan
mauzj: i'mm unlucky and have to wait for a hand
Quixote8 [observer]: but he hasnt faced the edge up until now
mauzj: nice steal zagga
BurnleyMik: is this guy a legend?
mauzj: who?
zagga: river again
mauzj: Zagga?
BurnleyMik: Zagga is without a doubt!
BurnleyMik: but I mean u
mauzj: Zagga taught me everything I know
zagga: leg end maybe
mauzj: I'm a proud breakeven poker player
mauzj: I haven't made a dime in 3 years
BurnleyMik: lololololololol
zagga: i reckon suffolks the man to watch now....
TanOrpheus: not even from the ads on your blog ?
BurnleyMik: hit!
BurnleyMik: hit!
TanOrpheus: ul BM
BurnleyMik [observer]: oh fak
mauzj: ul mate
zagga: gg BM
mauzj: as I said
mauzj: Tan is very lucky
zagga: bouty hunted!!!
BurnleyMik [observer]: 5 5??? loooooooooool
the_cloud71 [observer]: gg BM
BurnleyMik [observer]: gg guys
BurnleyMik [observer]: nice isolation though
Al Eleven [observer]: well done Tan, $5 coming from me for that fine piece of work
BurnleyMik [observer]: gl fellas
zagga: cheers
TanOrpheus: yay I'm on a freeroll now
BurnleyMik [observer]: hahaha bloody sweaty socks!!!!
zagga: lol
BurnleyMik [observer]: ;-)
zagga: outlasted you miky boy!
zagga: milky!
BurnleyMik [observer]: again!
zagga: aye
BurnleyMik [observer]: ur the man!
zagga: lol
zagga: n u the milkman!
BurnleyMik [observer]: hahahaha
BurnleyMik [observer]: I would have won if Tan hadnt donked more than half his stack on 5 5!!!
BurnleyMik [observer]: ;-)
zagga: he was ahead to be fair...!
TanOrpheus: lol
BurnleyMik [observer]: NEVER!
zagga: lol
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BurnleyMik [observer]: I am always ahead in my mind!
BurnleyMik [observer]: uh oh
BurnleyMik [observer]: RACE!
mauzj: nice river
stephenrhall: ****
BurnleyMik [observer]: ooooohhhh
Quixote8 [observer]: you fish!
cadmunkey: i win $5?
BurnleyMik [observer]: yes
BurnleyMik [observer]: yes
the_cloud71 [observer]: yep
BurnleyMik [observer]: yyes!!!
BurnleyMik [observer]: SHIP IT!
cadmunkey: first time i won something on stars in months
Quixote8 [observer]: wp
Quixote8 [observer]: gg
Quixote8 [observer]: all
cadmunkey: woohooo
the_cloud71 [observer]: I'll send it now Cad
cadmunkey: cheers
Rosie_m_t: gg Quix
Rosie_m_t: ubh oh
Rosie_m_t: gg
mauzj [observer]: Why does simon look like the girl Qixotte shagged last week?
cadmunkey: shes hot stuff
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cadmunkey: omfg
Rosie_m_t: comem on!
Rosie_m_t: sry
TanOrpheus: mauzj is Very Lucky
zagga: welcome to final table..
BurnleyMik [observer]: HARSH!
Quixote8 [observer]: the edge is a disgrace
Rosie_m_t: v harsh
mauzj: sorry
BurnleyMik [observer]: gg ste
Quixote8 [observer]: who invited this guy anyhow
TanOrpheus: his machine told him to call
mauzj: I've rivered peopel all over the place
stephenrhall [observer]: cya on the HORSE
BurnleyMik [observer]: lool
mauzj: I'm using Texas Calculate
BurnleyMik [observer]: u will definately!
TanOrpheus: we can tell
mauzj: and it told me to re-raise his JJ.
Quixote8 [observer]: thanks for the boutny cloud
mauzj: Why did my windows all flicker funny just now?
TanOrpheus: computer says its always right
stephenrhall [observer]: thats the poker gods
mauzj: Don't knock TC!
Quixote8 [observer]: or its a crap monitor
stephenrhall [observer]: they're coming to get you for worshipping false idols
mauzj: Sorry stephen
the_cloud71 [observer]: no probs juice - why aren't we at the final table - and BM???
Quixote8 [observer]: the milk man
mauzj: Do you mind if I stroke your leg simon?
Al Eleven [observer]: it's rigged cloud!!!!
BurnleyMik [observer]: its working in reverse order this week
Quixote8 [observer]: has only played half a tournie
cadmunkey: wot happened to Mik?
BurnleyMik [observer]: got slapped by 5 5
stephenrhall [observer]: anymore for HORSE?
BurnleyMik [observer]: nah, they are all too afraid to try something they dont know!!
BurnleyMik [observer]: loooooooooooooooooooooool
the_cloud71 [observer]: I've played HORSE before - heehee
Quixote8 [observer]: its not liek you are offering a threesome with your sister milk
Rosie_m_t: its not afraid, Milk
cadmunkey: arghhhhhh
Rosie_m_t: I have no fear
Quixote8 [observer]: its horse
BurnleyMik [observer]: loool
cadmunkey: hahaha
mauzj: shocking!
TanOrpheus: Hammerrrrrrr!
mauzj: What a fish!
zagga: vnh!
Quixote8 [observer]: its horse
Quixote8 [observer]: legend!
mauzj: Shut it
Rosie_m_t: vvn
zagga: gg cad
Al Eleven [observer]: thats more like it
mauzj: That wasn't the hammer
Quixote8 [observer]: mj
cadmunkey [observer]: re history
Quixote8 [observer]: nh
TanOrpheus: put that in your TC Edge !
mauzj: Just after Stephen warns us about false idols...
BurnleyMik [observer]: so u made the comeback after all mauzj
BurnleyMik [observer]: nice one!
mauzj: comeback?
TanOrpheus: UL cadmunkey gg
mauzj: This is only temporary
BurnleyMik [observer]: you have seen the light!
Quixote8 [observer]: I got a screenshot of that
mauzj: Tan is lucky and is going to win this later.
BurnleyMik [observer]: I heard you gave up poker because u were rubbish
mauzj: I'm not rubbish
mauzj: I'm breakeven
BurnleyMik [observer]: thats what all the rubbish players say!
Quixote8 [observer]: who said that milk?
BurnleyMik [observer]: ;-)
BurnleyMik [observer]: Spid
BurnleyMik [observer]: ;-)
Quixote8 [observer]: who?
Rosie_m_t: lol
SuffolkPunch: nh
mauzj: Is Quixote going to put a bounty on someone's head?
Quixote8 [observer]: never heard of him?
simonjjj: ty
BurnleyMik [observer]: it may just be a nasty runour
BurnleyMik [observer]: *rumour
mauzj: Probably true
BurnleyMik [observer]: loool
mauzj: But that doesn't mean I can't get lucky.
BurnleyMik [observer]: Damn Right!
BurnleyMik [observer]: NOT AGAIN!
mauzj: wow
TanOrpheus: gg munkey
zagga: nh tan
mauzj: tan is so lucky!
BurnleyMik [observer]: ur a sik sik man!
Quixote8 [observer]: that tan is fearless
zagga: gg munkey
Quixote8 [observer]: gg
BurnleyMik [observer]: gg munkey
mauzj: ice steal
PokerMunk3y [observer]: gg guys
BurnleyMik [observer]: ice steal now? ur copy and paste is broken
mauzj: go acorn!
BurnleyMik [observer]: HOLD
TanOrpheus: nh m8
mauzj: good read
zagga: tx
Rosie_m_t: n1
BurnleyMik [observer]: WOOOOOOO
the_cloud71 [observer]: n1 zag
coastbuster [observer]: vnh my son
zagga: phew!
TanOrpheus: good read?
BurnleyMik [observer]: nh zag.. ul terminator
mauzj: he read you like a book mate
Al Eleven [observer]: did TC tell you to do that zagga?
mauzj: you were screaming out A6
TanOrpheus: ah course
mauzj: Zagga doesn't have Texas Calculatem
Quixote8 [observer]: zagga is such a fish
mauzj: He asks his dog what to do.
BurnleyMik [observer]: loooooool
zagga: aye thats exactly what i had him on! sooted too!!
zagga: ;-)
Quixote8 [observer]: he makes the trout look like a desert rat
Al Eleven [observer]: lol Nacho knows best
SuffolkPunch: oops
mauzj: T4s!
Al Eleven [observer]: lol desert rat - well I do live with lots of sand
zagga: if the dog wags his tail..i call!
mauzj: What if he bites your balls?
zagga: hes frownin...
zagga: i fold!
BurnleyMik [observer]: hahaha
zagga: fast!
Al Eleven [observer]: he's got the NUTS
Quixote8 [observer]: good old nacho
BurnleyMik [observer]: lol @ al
TanOrpheus: nh
weegem: ty
BurnleyMik [observer]: Tan is in Donation mode!
BurnleyMik [observer]: gl suffolk
zagga: gaun yersel weegem!
BurnleyMik [observer]: ouch. gg sir
zagga: gg suffolk
TanOrpheus: gg
SuffolkPunch [observer]: ggg
SuffolkPunch [observer]: gl
Rosie_m_t: gg
the_cloud71 [observer]: gg sp
BurnleyMik [observer]: you can talk about that on TV!!!
mauzj: good read mate
Rosie_m_t: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
mauzj: I'm pulling my hat down
mauzj: MAGIC!
zagga: hammmmmmer!!
Quixote8 [observer]: skills!
BurnleyMik [observer]: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Rosie_m_t: couldn't have beatenb that
mauzj: give Nacho a treat
BurnleyMik [observer]: Rosie is flinching now!
zagga: never!
Rosie_m_t: i'm too pissed to flinch
Quixote8 [observer]: thats the botox
BurnleyMik [observer]: hahahaha
zagga: hehehehe
Al Eleven [observer]: lol Q
zagga: lines of the night...
Rosie_m_t: ok
Rosie_m_t: why not
BurnleyMik [observer]: oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Rosie_m_t: thats why!
BurnleyMik [observer]: 8
BurnleyMik [observer]: 89
Rosie_m_t: i knew it
mauzj: poor rosie
BurnleyMik [observer]: nh
mauzj: ;{
Rosie_m_t: suspicious raise
stephenrhall [observer]: ul rosie
Quixote8 [observer]: ul
zagga: soz gal
Rosie_m_t: np
coastbuster [observer]: vvnh my son
BurnleyMik [observer]: another comeback required Rosie!
Rosie_m_t: i can come back!
zagga: thx
Quixote8 [observer]: yeah she came back from 100 chips earlier
BurnleyMik [observer]: wp Zagga... good read!
BurnleyMik [observer]: or Nacho... whoever
Rosie_m_t: it was nacho
mauzj: give the dog a bone
zagga: can i say i had a pair?..!
Al Eleven [observer]: he's been lucky all night coastbuster
the_cloud71 [observer]: come on Rosie!!!
Rosie_m_t: i think Tan should give me some chips
mauzj: I told Al I had aces earlier
mauzj: but he still called
coastbuster [observer]: good good
Quixote8 [observer]: good old coastbuster
Rosie_m_t: he can spare em
TanOrpheus:
ok i'll try :)
Al Eleven [observer]: but I had the hammer!!!!!
Rosie_m_t: ok, I have to try now
Rosie_m_t: gl me
Al Eleven [observer]: I had you so dominated mauz
Rosie_m_t: feck
mauzj: nice river
BurnleyMik [observer]: ship it!
TanOrpheus: nh!
zagga: nh!
Quixote8 [observer]: nh
Quixote8 [observer]: when in trouble
Quixote8 [observer]: d
Quixote8 [observer]:
Quixote8 [observer]:
Quixote8 [observer]:
mauzj: the game doesn't stop at the turn
Quixote8 [observer]: l
Quixote8 [observer]:
Quixote8 [observer]: no it stops at the bus stop
Rosie_m_t: ok
Rosie_m_t: here we go again
BurnleyMik [observer]: HOLD
mauzj: nice
TanOrpheus: nh
Rosie_m_t: leave it!
TanOrpheus: eek
BurnleyMik [observer]: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
stephenrhall [observer]: yeah!
Quixote8 [observer]: no QK , tan?
mauzj: nice river rosie!
simonjjj: cant get rid of rosie
TanOrpheus: I was nearly in trouble again
the_cloud71 [observer]: another fine comeback...
Rosie_m_t: you will soon
mauzj: aces?
Rosie_m_t: you're never in trouble with me, Tan
Rosie_m_t: just your consciencfe
TanOrpheus: hehehe
mauzj: sorry
mauzj: i shouldn't steal
Rosie_m_t: cmon A
BurnleyMik [observer]: if you can get Tan out we will have a NEW champion again!
zagga: easier said than done!
Quixote8 [observer]: hey weegem
Quixote8 [observer]: do you have a blog?
BurnleyMik [observer]: now the tournament of champions is starting!
weegem: yeah although not updated recently
BurnleyMik [observer]: gl all
Rosie_m_t: just when I think I will push
Rosie_m_t: tan raises
TanOrpheus: sry just give us a wink next time so I know
Rosie_m_t: i'll kick you under the table
BurnleyMik [observer]: he did say "wink" rright?
Quixote8 [observer]: he probalby likes it rough
Rosie_m_t: did you not feel that?
TanOrpheus: ah i wondered who that was
TanOrpheus: I thought A was playin footsie with me
Rosie_m_t: yo thought Zagga wanted to play footsie?
TanOrpheus: lol
mauzj: Simon keeps prodding me
zagga: arghh!
Rosie_m_t: ohhh
TanOrpheus: gl hun
TanOrpheus: nh
Rosie_m_t: tyty
BurnleyMik [observer]: hahahahahahahaha
mauzj: nice river
Quixote8 [observer]: dont take on rottie , tan
Quixote8 [observer]: it just causes more pain
Quixote8 [observer]: wait for the hammer
Al Eleven [observer]: cmon the sweaty socks show BM how we do it in Scotland!!
zagga: n1!
BurnleyMik [observer]: hahahahahaha
BurnleyMik [observer]: I knew you guys would bite!!
BurnleyMik [observer]: its too easy!!!
Al Eleven [observer]: bite I'm livid - I'ce got a cuban hit man coming over to Engerland
BurnleyMik [observer]: Cuban? it will be too cold for him in Burnley!
Rosie_m_t: burnleys too cold for anyone
BurnleyMik [observer]: he will get beaten up by all the hoodies!
Al Eleven [observer]: Burnley's just a village so it shouldn't be hard for him to find you...
BurnleyMik [observer]: ooooohhh
BurnleyMik [observer]: u dont even live in Scotland!
Al Eleven [observer]: so!!! You think I'm gonna say I'm American?
mauzj: HAMMER!
Al Eleven [observer]: vnh
TanOrpheus: nh
TanOrpheus: ul
zagga: ul mauz
zagga: great effort
mauzj [observer]: nice river mate
Al Eleven [observer]: tough luck mauz - what a suck out Tan
TanOrpheus: gg E
BurnleyMik [observer]: gg edge
Rosie_m_t: gg
mauzj [observer]: thanks guys
Rosie_m_t: v ul
mauzj [observer]: I'm going to sacrice a duck to the Bingo god now
mauzj [observer]: that hammer didn't work
BurnleyMik [observer]: hope u enjoyed it!
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zagga: wow!
zagga: ul weegem
mauzj [observer]: I would have preferred it if Simon stopped groping my leg.
simonjjj: lol
Rosie_m_t: oooooh no
Rosie_m_t: bubble time
zagga: but vnh!
Al Eleven [observer]: vnh Tan
Al Eleven [observer]: Shows it works!!
Rosie_m_t: i don't want another banner!
BurnleyMik [observer]: it was his avatar!
Al Eleven [observer]: cmon acorn
BurnleyMik [observer]: loool @ rosie... I can see it coming !
Rosie_m_t: **** it
Rosie_m_t: rather know now
zagga: gg rosie
mauzj [observer]: nice river tan
TanOrpheus: ul babe sorry
Rosie_m_t [observer]: gg all
stephenrhall [observer]: ul rosie
Rosie_m_t [observer]: np
the_cloud71 [observer]: never seen so many outs
BurnleyMik [observer]: BUBBLE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosie_m_t [observer]: c'est poker
BurnleyMik [observer]: gg rosie
BurnleyMik [observer]: ul
BurnleyMik [observer]: another Banner!!!! hahahahahahaha
Rosie_m_t [observer]: Tan, best not call me babe when you take me out with a tiny pair
zagga:
TanOrpheus: i thought it might help ?
Rosie_m_t [observer]: wello done A
BurnleyMik [observer]: lol
TanOrpheus: nh A, babe
Al Eleven [observer]: n1 zagga!!!
BurnleyMik [observer]: gg Simon mate
Rosie_m_t [observer]: well done Tan
zagga: gg tan
simonjjj [observer]: cheers, another decent finish i guess
Al Eleven [observer]: $5 bounty on Tan's head zagga - to keep my record of 2 wins ;)
Quixote8 [observer]: gl tan and zagga
TanOrpheus: hammerr ?
zagga: lol nope
mauzj [observer]: Anyone want to make a bet on the winner?
zagga: long odds on me!
Rosie_m_t [observer]: i don't want to
mauzj [observer]:
2:1 ???
the_cloud71 [observer]: 7/4 zag
Al Eleven [observer]: what odds you giving on Tan? could cover my $5 bounty ;)
mauzj [observer]:
01:02
zagga: lol nh
Rosie_m_t [observer]: unbeatable
TanOrpheus: ;-)
Quixote8 [observer]: hes sure does love that hand
Rosie_m_t [observer]: Come on A
BurnleyMik [observer]: dont let him win for a third time Zag!!!
mauzj [observer]: Can I hire a lapdancer for Tan to put him off?
TanOrpheus: nh m8
Rosie_m_t [observer]: yay
zagga: tx
coastbuster [observer]: that Nacho is an exuberant dog
mauzj [observer]: nice river mate
Spid [observer]: gl guys
BurnleyMik [observer]: SHIP IT BABY!
BurnleyMik [observer]: nothing personal tan!
zagga: nh
TanOrpheus: ty
Al Eleven [observer]: cmon zagga
mauzj [observer]: nie river mate
Quixote8 [observer]: pull out the magic zagga
Quixote8 [observer]: unleash the hammer
Al Eleven [observer]: Tan can we expect another post if you take this down?
TanOrpheus: prob not mate I'm fitting a new bathroom this week
Al Eleven [observer]: but surely the write up is more important?
TanOrpheus: nh mate
zagga: ty
Al Eleven [observer]: or have you got a wife that wants the new bathroon?
TanOrpheus: no I'm on my own now but need to renovate the flat
Al Eleven [observer]: get a life - thats way too serious!!!
TanOrpheus: more profit that way !
Al Eleven [observer]: think of all the fun you can have spending yer winnings ... hehehe
mauzj [observer]: I put a hole in my wall so I can watch the neighbours' shower.
zagga:
TanOrpheus: gg m8
Rosie_m_t [observer]: ahhhhhhh
Rosie_m_t [observer]: gg
zagga [observer]: wp mate
Rosie_m_t [observer]: wd both
mauzj [observer]: gg guys
Quixote8 [observer]: wp all
BurnleyMik [observer]: VGG GUYS!
Al Eleven [observer]: wp both
TanOrpheus [observer]: wp everyone
Rosie_m_t [observer]: wp tan
Quixote8 [observer]: welll done tan!
BurnleyMik [observer]: wp
zagga [observer]: ran out of steam there!
Quixote8 [observer]: those hammer plays were magic
Al Eleven [observer]: think your catching onto this game now zagga
Al Eleven [observer]: ;)
Quixote8 [observer]: and well played zagga
Rosie_m_t [observer]: you held him off well
Quixote8 [observer]: you are in good form at the mo
zagga [observer]: well done Tan ,great stuff
BurnleyMik [observer]: nah, its just luck!
zagga [observer]: cheers guys
the_cloud71 [observer]: gg guys
Quixote8 [observer]: looks like the trout has some competition
Al Eleven [observer]: baaa Must do better
Al Eleven [observer]: hope Tan's still fitting bathroom next week hehehe
zagga [observer]: need to go one better next week...!
zagga [observer]: im the Jimmy White of this game!
Quixote8 [observer]: what you only have one testicle?
Al Eleven [observer]: aye Nacho got the other
zagga [observer]: bigger wans than yoooo!

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This is with the dealer stuff:

Dealer: stephenrhall has returned
Dealer: the_cloud71 has returned
Dealer: zagga has returned
Dealer: mauzj has returned
Dealer: BurnleyMik has returned
zagga: evening ladies
BurnleyMik: OH NICE!! I got the easy table!!!!!!
Dealer: cadmunkey has returned
BurnleyMik: looooooooooool
the_cloud71: evening
mauzj: hey Guys
stephenrhall: Hi all
the_cloud71: I'm having your blinds BM!!!!
BurnleyMik: hey there
mauzj: Is this the geeky bloggers tourney>
BurnleyMik: dont even try it u crazy injun!
the_cloud71: most are geeky yeah - not me though!
BurnleyMik: why u ask mauzj?
mauzj: just wondering if anyone here is more of a geek than myself
zagga: pizza arrived...ya beauty!
BurnleyMik: you want to join?? ;-)
Dealer: Al Eleven has returned
Rosie_m_t [observer]: hello everyone
Rosie_m_t [observer]: hello Mauzj
BurnleyMik: hey rosie!
the_cloud71: evening
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780309004
Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 10
Dealer: zagga posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 calls 20
Al Eleven: evening all
mauzj: How many of you guys are using Texas Calculatem?
Dealer: BurnleyMik, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
the_cloud71: low turnout tonight??
Rosie_m_t [observer]: hey Milk
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 20
Dealer: mauzj calls 10
Dealer: zagga checks
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [5c 3s Ah]
BurnleyMik: Milk?? whos that?
Dealer: mauzj checks
Dealer: zagga bets 100
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
BurnleyMik: ALL IN!
mauzj: you're stealing mate
Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
the_cloud71: is that a clue to your identity mauzj??
BurnleyMik: he's bluffing!
BurnleyMik: He always does!
Dealer: mauzj folds
Al Eleven: oh BM another $5 bounty on your head from me and $5 from acorn for yer comments!!!
the_cloud71: texas calculatem?
mauzj: My identity?
Dealer: Game #9780309004: zagga wins pot (80)
Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780332844
Dealer: zagga posts small blind 10
Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Spid [observer]: good to see you Mauz
Dealer: TanOrpheus, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
zagga: yep,about time mr e
Dealer: TanOrpheus has reconnected and has 13 seconds left to act
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
TanOrpheus:
late reg works :)
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
the_cloud71: edge??
Dealer: weegem folds
mauzj: Can I make the chat window larger?
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Game #9780332844: Al Eleven wins pot (20)
Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780344904
Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 10
Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 40 to 60
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
stephenrhall: up to 17 now
BurnleyMik: u will have to pay more toi the window cleaner tho
mauzj: nice steal mate
Al Eleven: gojng for the bounty's tonight ;)
Dealer: Al Eleven, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: Game #9780344904: TanOrpheus wins pot (50)
zagga: thats ok for a b hol weekend
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780355693
Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 10
Dealer: BurnleyMik posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
mauzj: What if I tell the window cleaner I'll beat his face in if he does a **** job?
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 20
the_cloud71: I'm taking all the bountys - want to save me some money
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj calls 20
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 calls 10
Dealer: BurnleyMik checks
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [3d Ah 9d]
mauzj: God. this interface is confusing
Dealer: the_cloud71 checks
Dealer: BurnleyMik checks
mauzj: I've never played on Party before
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: mauzj checks
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Tc]
Al Eleven: acorn and I have put another $5 each for BM's head
Dealer: the_cloud71 checks
Dealer: BurnleyMik checks
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
mauzj: Is BM a pro player?
the_cloud71: Easy money
Dealer: mauzj bets 80
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
stephenrhall: in his dreams
BurnleyMik: ohe has heard of me!!
Al Eleven: but first I want that $15 for you walking shame cloud ;)
BurnleyMik: ur the man!
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: Game #9780355693: mauzj wins pot (80)
Dealer: TanOrpheus is sitting out
Dealer: mauzj doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780374753
Dealer: BurnleyMik posts small blind 10
Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
mauzj: I had the hamer
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus has returned
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
BurnleyMik: is that thr scottish HAMMER?
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Dealer: Game #9780374753: TanOrpheus wins pot (20)
Dealer: TanOrpheus shows [Js Jd] a pair of Jacks
Dealer: TanOrpheus is sitting out
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780380728
Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 10
Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
zagga: a larger version?
Dealer: cadmunkey raises 60 to 80
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
BurnleyMik: lol]
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
mauzj: No. I had the hammer of thor
Al Eleven: no it's just worth more chips
Dealer: Game #9780380728: cadmunkey wins pot (50)
Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780385915
Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 10
Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: weegem folds
mauzj: And I'm going to use it to beat your chips to dust
Dealer: mauzj calls 20
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 raises 100 to 120
stephenrhall: god he does talk more than BM
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
mauzj: and who are you?
BurnleyMik: NO WAY!
Al Eleven: lol
mauzj: Are you a mathmos stephen?
Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: mauzj folds
zagga: its could be true lol
Dealer: Game #9780385915: the_cloud71 wins pot (70)
Dealer: the_cloud71 doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780395644
Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 10
Dealer: weegem posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 10
Dealer: weegem checks
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Td As Kh]
Dealer: cadmunkey bets 40
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: Game #9780395644: cadmunkey wins pot (40)
Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780405929
Dealer: weegem posts small blind 10
Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: Game #9780405929: mauzj wins pot (20)
Dealer: mauzj shows [2h 5s] high card Five
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780412062
Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 10
Dealer: zagga posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
mauzj: thanks guys
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: BurnleyMik raises 40 to 60
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
mauzj: 7d3h
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 60
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Qh 9s Kh]
Dealer: BurnleyMik checks
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Ah]
Dealer: BurnleyMik checks
Dealer: cadmunkey bets 80
Dealer: BurnleyMik calls 80
Dealer: Dealing River: [Kd]
Dealer: BurnleyMik bets 180
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 180
Dealer: BurnleyMik has three of a kind, Kings
Dealer: cadmunkey mucks hand
Dealer: Game #9780412062: BurnleyMik wins pot (670) with three of a kind, Kings
cadmunkey: lol
mauzj: nice river mate
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780428147
Dealer: zagga posts small blind 10
Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
BurnleyMik: ship it!!!!!!
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
BurnleyMik: loool
Dealer: BurnleyMik raises 60 to 80
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
cadmunkey: same old bull ****e
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Al Eleven: 1 outer I folded K5
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: Game #9780428147: BurnleyMik wins pot (50)
BurnleyMik: fishermans friend
Dealer: BurnleyMik doesn't show hand
mauzj: cadmunkey... is your name cadogan?
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780435930
Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 10
Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
cadmunkey: no
Dealer: mauzj folds
zagga: you folded k5? unlike ye mr trout ;-)
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven raises 60 to 80
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: Game #9780435930: Al Eleven wins pot (40)
Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand
mauzj: Good steal
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780443376
Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 10
Dealer: BurnleyMik posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
BurnleyMik: anyone for the WALK OF SHAME?
Dealer: TanOrpheus has returned
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Al Eleven: hehe watch and see how a fish does it!!!
Dealer: cadmunkey raises 60 to 80
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
mauzj: is someone out already?
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Dealer: Game #9780443376: cadmunkey wins pot (50)
Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780451565
Dealer: BurnleyMik posts small blind 10
Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Spid [observer]: can't be - Mik is still here
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga calls 20
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Al Eleven: hey Milk there
Dealer: TanOrpheus checks
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ah Qs Qc]
Dealer: TanOrpheus checks
Dealer: zagga checks
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [2s]
Dealer: TanOrpheus checks
Dealer: zagga checks
Dealer: Dealing River: [8h]
Dealer: TanOrpheus checks
Dealer: zagga checks
Al Eleven: there's a guy at other table says he your mate
Dealer: TanOrpheus has a pair of Queens
Dealer: zagga has two pair, Queens and Sevens
Dealer: Game #9780451565: zagga wins pot (50) with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Al Eleven: how much did that cost you?
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780463577
Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 10
Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
mauzj: I have no friends.
mauzj: I'm just here to take your cash
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
BurnleyMik: Cloud out firstc= $15
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
zagga: only russian ladies eh mauz
Dealer: BurnleyMik raises 60 to 80
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
stephenrhall: hands of my blinds you
Dealer: stephenrhall raises 60 to 140
mauzj: Nah. The Russian ladette disowned me
Dealer: BurnleyMik, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
BurnleyMik: oooohhh fighting back?
BurnleyMik: fight this!
Dealer: BurnleyMik raises 1680 to 1820 and is all-in
Dealer: stephenrhall, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
stephenrhall: ooh, getting pushy
Spid [observer]: he has the hammer
mauzj: coward
Dealer: Game #9780463577: BurnleyMik wins pot (290)
Dealer: BurnleyMik shows [As Ac] a pair of Aces
Rosie_m_t [observer]: lovely
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780483486
Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 10
Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
BurnleyMik: lol
Dealer: weegem folds
Spid [observer]: nice
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
BurnleyMik: ship it!
Dealer: Al Eleven raises 80 to 100
the_cloud71: go Milk go Milk go Milk
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Quixote8 [observer]: take his blinds cloud
BurnleyMik: loool
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 100
Quixote8 [observer]: the milk man wants his monkey back
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [2h 7s Qd]
Dealer: Al Eleven checks
Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 120
BurnleyMik: looll... I never want to have o post that again!
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: Game #9780483486: TanOrpheus wins pot (230)
Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780495807
Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 10
Dealer: weegem posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Quixote8 [observer]: but the monkey told rosie he wants to go home!
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
BurnleyMik: home is where the heart is
Quixote8 [observer]: she apparently tried to knee cap him
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 60 to 80
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 70
BurnleyMik: ........... clouds blog
mauzj: Home is where the monkey gets spanked
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [3c Ks Ts]
BurnleyMik: looooooool
the_cloud71: lol
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 120
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 120
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Js]
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: TanOrpheus checks
Dealer: Dealing River: [8d]
Dealer: cadmunkey bets 200
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: Game #9780495807: cadmunkey wins pot (420)
Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand
TanOrpheus: fshy
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780512024
Dealer: weegem posts small blind 10
Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: zagga folds
mauzj: nice river mate
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 20
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem calls 10
Dealer: mauzj checks
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Kd 2d 5c]
Dealer: weegem checks
Dealer: mauzj bets 40
Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 40
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Kc]
Dealer: mauzj bets 80
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 120 to 200
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: Game #9780512024: TanOrpheus wins pot (300)
Dealer: TanOrpheus shows [2h Jh] two pair, Kings and Deuces
mauzj: nice steal mate
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780525501
Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 10
Dealer: zagga posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
TanOrpheus: ty
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 60 to 80
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Game #9780525501: TanOrpheus wins pot (50)
Dealer: TanOrpheus shows [Ks Kc] a pair of Kings
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780530970
Dealer: zagga posts small blind 10
Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 20
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
BurnleyMik: lol
Quixote8 [observer]: nh tan
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Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
BurnleyMik: nh
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 40 to 60
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
zagga: n 1
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Quixote8 [observer]: dont let the milk settle
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
BurnleyMik: booooooooooooo
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
BurnleyMik: rubbish
Spid [observer]: will it curdle?
Dealer: Game #9780530970: TanOrpheus wins pot (50)
Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 15/30
Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780538706
Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 15
Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Quixote8 [observer]: whats the bounty on the milk man?
BurnleyMik: i wont cry over spilt milk
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
zagga: bout $80 by now..
BurnleyMik: 0
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
mauzj: Who's spid?
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven raises 90 to 120
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Spid [observer]: mias dad m8
Dealer: Game #9780538706: Al Eleven wins pot (60)
Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780546869
Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 15
Dealer: BurnleyMik posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
BurnleyMik: he's the man!
Quixote8 [observer]: never heard of him
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 70 to 100
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Quixote8 [observer]: does he play poker?
Spid [observer]: lol
BurnleyMik: defending champion!!
Dealer: zagga folds
Spid [observer]: no!
Dealer: Al Eleven raises 260 to 360
mauzj: Why does tan keep raising?
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
mauzj: Poe tells me he's raised 20% of hands
Spid [observer]: i just close my eyes and call
Dealer: BurnleyMik, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
mauzj: Hey Spid
Spid [observer]: nice to see you Mr E
TanOrpheus: its just easier that way
Dealer: BurnleyMik has timed out - hand is folded
Dealer: BurnleyMik is sitting out
Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 260
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [6d 3h Td]
mauzj: Do you have a blog?
Dealer: TanOrpheus checks
Dealer: Al Eleven, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: Al Eleven bets 390
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: Game #9780546869: Al Eleven wins pot (765)
Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand
TanOrpheus: yep
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780569633
Dealer: BurnleyMik posts small blind 15
Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
mauzj: Do you have porn on your blog?
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: BurnleyMik folds
Quixote8 [observer]: god knows what it does to a man to have such a big bounty on his head
Dealer: Game #9780569633: TanOrpheus wins pot (30)
Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780576727
Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 15
Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Quixote8 [observer]: its bigger than the one we had on the trout a few weeks back
Spid [observer]: one out already
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Al Eleven: lol
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 60 to 90
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: Game #9780576727: TanOrpheus wins pot (75)
Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780583951
Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 15
Dealer: weegem posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
the_cloud71: pressures off now
Dealer: mauzj raises 30 to 60
Dealer: zagga folds
Spid [observer]: if the last doesn't have a blog - can the monkey revert to 2nd last?
Al Eleven: trouts are harder to catch tho
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 45
Dealer: weegem calls 30
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [2d 7h 3h]
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
the_cloud71: should put it on all posts instead
Dealer: weegem checks
Dealer: mauzj bets 90
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 90
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [4c]
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
zagga: looks like the monkey gets a week off...
Dealer: mauzj bets 180
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 180
Dealer: Dealing River: [4h]
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: mauzj checks
Dealer: cadmunkey has two pair, Nines and Fours
Dealer: mauzj mucks hand
Dealer: Game #9780583951: cadmunkey wins pot (720) with two pair, Nines and Fours
mauzj: nice river mate
Spid [observer]: he'll be selling Big Issue
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780600125
Dealer: weegem posts small blind 15
Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 30
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
cadmunkey: what happened on the river??
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
mauzj: I missed
Dealer: weegem raises 90 to 120
zagga: lol
cadmunkey: lmfao
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: Game #9780600125: weegem wins pot (90)
Dealer: weegem doesn't show hand
zagga: wtach for that bait cad...!
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780609299
Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 15
Dealer: zagga posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 30
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj calls 15
Dealer: zagga checks
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ad Ah 7h]
Dealer: mauzj checks
Dealer: zagga checks
Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 60
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga calls 60
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [5d]
Dealer: zagga checks
Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 120
Dealer: zagga calls 120
Dealer: Dealing River: [3c]
Dealer: zagga checks
Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 210
Dealer: zagga calls 210
Dealer: TanOrpheus has two pair, Aces and Sevens
Dealer: zagga has two pair, Aces and Nines
Dealer: Game #9780609299: zagga wins pot (870) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780624363
Dealer: zagga posts small blind 15
Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
TanOrpheus: lol
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
mauzj: nice steal mate
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 60 to 90
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
zagga: nice try lol
TanOrpheus: any idea where you were at ?
Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
zagga: kinda
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
TanOrpheus: lol
Dealer: Game #9780624363: TanOrpheus wins pot (75)
Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand
zagga: didnt think u had A
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780632796
Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 15
Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven raises 90 to 120
Dealer: the_cloud71 calls 90
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Kd 7d Qs]
zagga: n thought i was ahead.....
TanOrpheus: hope springs eternal
Dealer: Al Eleven bets 180
Dealer: the_cloud71 calls 180
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Js]
TanOrpheus:
:)
zagga:
:-)
Dealer: Al Eleven checks
Dealer: the_cloud71 bets 300
Dealer: Al Eleven calls 300
Dealer: Dealing River: [8c]
Dealer: Al Eleven checks
Dealer: the_cloud71 checks
Dealer: Al Eleven has a pair of Kings
Dealer: the_cloud71 mucks hand
Dealer: Game #9780632796: Al Eleven wins pot (1200) with a pair of Kings
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780648941
Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 15
Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
mauzj: nice!
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
the_cloud71: n1 mark
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Al Eleven: hehehe stealing away cloud ;)
Dealer: zagga raises 90 to 120
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 300 to 420
the_cloud71: so many outs!!!
Al Eleven: knew I'd get a fishy flop
Dealer: zagga raises 300 to 720
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 225 to 945 and is all-in
Dealer: zagga calls 225
mauzj: Why does Tan keep on raising?
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [5h 4h 7s]
zagga: arghhhh!
zagga: nh
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Kh]
Dealer: Dealing River: [Ac]
Dealer: TanOrpheus has a pair of Queens
Dealer: zagga has a pair of Tens
Dealer: Game #9780648941: TanOrpheus wins pot (1905) with a pair of Queens
TanOrpheus: tx
mauzj: wow
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780662349
Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 15
Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 is sitting out
mauzj: zagga is my hero
Dealer: Game #9780662349: stephenrhall wins pot (30)
Dealer: stephenrhall doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780667745
Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 15
Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Spid [observer]: you say that to everyone Mr Edge
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: Game #9780667745: cadmunkey wins pot (30)
Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780674740
Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 15
Dealer: weegem posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: the_cloud71 has returned
Dealer: mauzj raises 60 to 90
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall calls 90
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Jh 4c 9d]
Dealer: mauzj bets 120
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: Game #9780674740: mauzj wins pot (225)
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780684805
Dealer: weegem posts small blind 15
Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: Game #9780684805: mauzj wins pot (30)
the_cloud71: I saw Preston just missed out stephen
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780690739
Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 15
Dealer: zagga posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: Al Eleven calls 30
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 30
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 30
stephenrhall: I don't want to talk about it
Dealer: weegem calls 30
stephenrhall: Last 6 weeks have been utter crap
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga checks
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [2h Ah 8s]
Dealer: zagga checks
stephenrhall: Lets talk about Leeds instead
Dealer: Al Eleven checks
Dealer: TanOrpheus checks
Dealer: cadmunkey bets 120
Dealer: weegem raises 120 to 240
the_cloud71: unlucky today - other results and all that
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 120
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [9c]
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
stephenrhall: yeah, good to beat Birmingham, but everyone else went goals mad
Quixote8 [observer]: does everyone know teh edge?
Dealer: weegem bets 450
Quixote8 [observer]: thats mauzj
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Quixote8 [observer]: hes my mate from college
Dealer: Game #9780690739: weegem wins pot (645)
Dealer: weegem doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780708418
Dealer: zagga posts small blind 15
Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 60 to 90
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 90
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [6h 4d 7c]
the_cloud71: a mate of juice is a mate of my mine ;o)
Dealer: TanOrpheus checks
Dealer: cadmunkey bets 180
Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 180
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Ad]
Dealer: TanOrpheus, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
mauzj: thanks cloud
Dealer: Regular time for player TanOrpheus has expired, TIME BANK has been activated
Quixote8 [observer]: beware cloud
Cell 1919 [observer]: you take this down munkey eh?
Dealer: TanOrpheus checks
TanOrpheus: .....
TanOrpheus: ive checked already
Quixote8 [observer]: mauz is a mathematical genius
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: Dealing River: [Td]
mauzj: No
Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 150
mauzj: I use TC
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: Game #9780708418: TanOrpheus wins pot (585)
Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780731522
Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 15
Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Quixote8 [observer]: are you missing your office cloud?
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall raises 90 to 120
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
the_cloud71: don't wanna talk about it
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: Game #9780731522: stephenrhall wins pot (75)
Dealer: stephenrhall doesn't show hand
the_cloud71: ;-(
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780739022
Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 15
Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
mauzj: We're getting strippers in the office tomorrow
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey raises 90 to 120
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 240 to 360
the_cloud71: paint strippers?
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 240
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [8h 3s Jc]
Al Eleven: hey cloud I like the idea of falling into bed after playing late night poker...
Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 900
stephenrhall: no room for strippers in clouds office now
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Al Eleven: save me falling on the living room florr
Dealer: Game #9780739022: TanOrpheus wins pot (735)
Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand
Quixote8 [observer]: why not get a lappy
Al Eleven: floor passed out
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780747886
Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 15
Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Quixote8 [observer]: and share the room
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
mauzj: Clouds get escorts instead of strippers?
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Al Eleven: M
Dealer: Al Eleven raises 120 to 150
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
the_cloud71: I'm on the lappy now
Dealer: Game #9780747886: Al Eleven wins pot (75)
Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780756019
Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 15
Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
the_cloud71: Ford escorts
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
mauzj: Are they modded?
Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 30
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ac 7s 6c]
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
mauzj: Do you have those neon lights underneath?
Dealer: TanOrpheus checks
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [5s]
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 60
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 60
Dealer: Dealing River: [3c]
Dealer: cadmunkey bets 90
Dealer: zagga posts small blind 15
Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 60 to 90
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 90
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [6h 4d 7c]
the_cloud71: a mate of juice is a mate of my mine ;o)
Dealer: TanOrpheus checks
Dealer: cadmunkey bets 180
Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 180
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Ad]
Dealer: TanOrpheus, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
mauzj: thanks cloud
Dealer: Regular time for player TanOrpheus has expired, TIME BANK has been activated
Quixote8 [observer]: beware cloud
Cell 1919 [observer]: you take this down munkey eh?
Dealer: TanOrpheus checks
TanOrpheus: .....
TanOrpheus: ive checked already
Quixote8 [observer]: mauz is a mathematical genius
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: Dealing River: [Td]
mauzj: No
Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 150
mauzj: I use TC
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: Game #9780708418: TanOrpheus wins pot (585)
Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780731522
Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 15
Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Quixote8 [observer]: are you missing your office cloud?
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall raises 90 to 120
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
the_cloud71: don't wanna talk about it
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: Game #9780731522: stephenrhall wins pot (75)
Dealer: stephenrhall doesn't show hand
the_cloud71: ;-(
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780739022
Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 15
Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
mauzj: We're getting strippers in the office tomorrow
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey raises 90 to 120
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 240 to 360
the_cloud71: paint strippers?
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 240
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [8h 3s Jc]
Al Eleven: hey cloud I like the idea of falling into bed after playing late night poker...
Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 900
stephenrhall: no room for strippers in clouds office now
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Al Eleven: save me falling on the living room florr
Dealer: Game #9780739022: TanOrpheus wins pot (735)
Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand
Quixote8 [observer]: why not get a lappy
Al Eleven: floor passed out
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780747886
Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 15
Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Quixote8 [observer]: and share the room
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
mauzj: Clouds get escorts instead of strippers?
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Al Eleven: M
Dealer: Al Eleven raises 120 to 150
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
the_cloud71: I'm on the lappy now
Dealer: Game #9780747886: Al Eleven wins pot (75)
Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780756019
Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 15
Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
the_cloud71: Ford escorts
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
mauzj: Are they modded?
Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 30
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ac 7s 6c]
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
mauzj: Do you have those neon lights underneath?
Dealer: TanOrpheus checks
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [5s]
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 60
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 60
Dealer: Dealing River: [3c]
Dealer: cadmunkey bets 90
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
the_cloud71: not at my age
Dealer: Game #9780756019: cadmunkey wins pot (195)
Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand
Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 25/50
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [6h 4d 7c]
the_cloud71: a mate of juice is a mate of my mine ;o)
Dealer: TanOrpheus checks
Dealer: cadmunkey bets 180
Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 180
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Ad]
Dealer: TanOrpheus, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
mauzj: thanks cloud
Dealer: Regular time for player TanOrpheus has expired, TIME BANK has been activated
Quixote8 [observer]: beware cloud
Cell 1919 [observer]: you take this down munkey eh?
Dealer: TanOrpheus checks
TanOrpheus: .....
TanOrpheus: ive checked already
Quixote8 [observer]: mauz is a mathematical genius
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: Dealing River: [Td]
mauzj: No
Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 150
mauzj: I use TC
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: Game #9780708418: TanOrpheus wins pot (585)
Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780731522
Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 15
Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Quixote8 [observer]: are you missing your office cloud?
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall raises 90 to 120
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
the_cloud71: don't wanna talk about it
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: Game #9780731522: stephenrhall wins pot (75)
Dealer: stephenrhall doesn't show hand
the_cloud71: ;-(
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780739022
Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 15
Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
mauzj: We're getting strippers in the office tomorrow
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey raises 90 to 120
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 240 to 360
the_cloud71: paint strippers?
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 240
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [8h 3s Jc]
Al Eleven: hey cloud I like the idea of falling into bed after playing late night poker...
Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 900
stephenrhall: no room for strippers in clouds office now
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Al Eleven: save me falling on the living room florr
Dealer: Game #9780739022: TanOrpheus wins pot (735)
Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand
Quixote8 [observer]: why not get a lappy
Al Eleven: floor passed out
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780747886
Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 15
Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Quixote8 [observer]: and share the room
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
mauzj: Clouds get escorts instead of strippers?
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Al Eleven: M
Dealer: Al Eleven raises 120 to 150
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
the_cloud71: I'm on the lappy now
Dealer: Game #9780747886: Al Eleven wins pot (75)
Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780756019
Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 15
Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 30
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
the_cloud71: Ford escorts
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
mauzj: Are they modded?
Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 30
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ac 7s 6c]
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
mauzj: Do you have those neon lights underneath?
Dealer: TanOrpheus checks
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [5s]
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 60
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 60
Dealer: Dealing River: [3c]
Dealer: cadmunkey bets 90
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
the_cloud71: not at my age
Dealer: Game #9780756019: cadmunkey wins pot (195)
Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand
Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 25/50
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780769472
Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 25
Dealer: weegem posts big blind 50
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: mauzj folds
zagga: thats for us youngsters mauz
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 100 to 150
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 125
mauzj: I'm only 12. I can't drive yet
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [4h Kc Th]
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 200
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: Game #9780769472: TanOrpheus wins pot (350)
Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780780629
Dealer: weegem posts small blind 25
Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 50
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven raises 150 to 200
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 200
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
mauzj: God. These blinds are high
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Th Tc Qs]
the_cloud71: enjoy the game yesterday zag?
zagga: sure did mr c
Dealer: Al Eleven bets 300
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: Game #9780780629: Al Eleven wins pot (475)
Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand
zagga: gave them a right doin'
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780791990
Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 25
Dealer: zagga posts big blind 50
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 200 to 250
Dealer: stephenrhall raises 200 to 450
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Quixote8 [observer]: unbelieably the milk is chip leader
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 1995 to 2445 and is all-in
Dealer: stephenrhall calls 765 and is all-in
the_cloud71: When i saw the result I thought you'd be pleased
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [3c 4s 2c]
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Kd]
TanOrpheus: nh
Dealer: Dealing River: [2d]
Dealer: TanOrpheus has two pair, Jacks and Deuces
Dealer: stephenrhall has two pair, Kings and Deuces
Quixote8 [observer]: ul
Dealer: Game #9780791990: stephenrhall wins pot (2505) with two pair, Kings and Deuces
Quixote8 [observer]: nh
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780800898
Dealer: zagga posts small blind 25
Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 50
mauzj: nice river Stephen
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
zagga: nh ul T
Al Eleven: aye he's sitting out so he can get a screen shot!!
Dealer: the_cloud71 calls 50
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga calls 25
Dealer: Al Eleven checks
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Td Ks 7h]
Dealer: zagga checks
Dealer: Al Eleven checks
Dealer: the_cloud71 checks
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [8c]
Dealer: zagga checks
Spid [observer]: he's from Burnely, probably a blackout
Dealer: Al Eleven checks
Al Eleven: lol
Dealer: the_cloud71 bets 150
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: Game #9780800898: the_cloud71 wins pot (150)
Dealer: the_cloud71 doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780817851
Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 25
Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 50
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 150 to 200
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Quixote8 [observer]: I didnt think they even had the wheel up north
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
the_cloud71: lol spid
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand
Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 25/50
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780769472
Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 25
Dealer: weegem posts big blind 50
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: mauzj folds
zagga: thats for us youngsters mauz
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 100 to 150
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 125
mauzj: I'm only 12. I can't drive yet
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [4h Kc Th]
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 200
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: Game #9780769472: TanOrpheus wins pot (350)
Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780780629
Dealer: weegem posts small blind 25
Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 50
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven raises 150 to 200
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 200
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
mauzj: God. These blinds are high
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Th Tc Qs]
the_cloud71: enjoy the game yesterday zag?
zagga: sure did mr c
Dealer: Al Eleven bets 300
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: Game #9780780629: Al Eleven wins pot (475)
Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand
zagga: gave them a right doin'
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780791990
Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 25
Dealer: zagga posts big blind 50
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 200 to 250
Dealer: stephenrhall raises 200 to 450
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Quixote8 [observer]: unbelieably the milk is chip leader
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 1995 to 2445 and is all-in
Dealer: stephenrhall calls 765 and is all-in
the_cloud71: When i saw the result I thought you'd be pleased
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [3c 4s 2c]
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Kd]
TanOrpheus: nh
Dealer: Dealing River: [2d]
Dealer: TanOrpheus has two pair, Jacks and Deuces
Dealer: stephenrhall has two pair, Kings and Deuces
Quixote8 [observer]: ul
Dealer: Game #9780791990: stephenrhall wins pot (2505) with two pair, Kings and Deuces
Quixote8 [observer]: nh
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780800898
Dealer: zagga posts small blind 25
Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 50
mauzj: nice river Stephen
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
zagga: nh ul T
Al Eleven: aye he's sitting out so he can get a screen shot!!
Dealer: the_cloud71 calls 50
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga calls 25
Dealer: Al Eleven checks
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Td Ks 7h]
Dealer: zagga checks
Dealer: Al Eleven checks
Dealer: the_cloud71 checks
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [8c]
Dealer: zagga checks
Spid [observer]: he's from Burnely, probably a blackout
Dealer: Al Eleven checks
Al Eleven: lol
Dealer: the_cloud71 bets 150
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: Game #9780800898: the_cloud71 wins pot (150)
Dealer: the_cloud71 doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780817851
Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 25
Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 50
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 150 to 200
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Quixote8 [observer]: I didnt think they even had the wheel up north
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
the_cloud71: lol spid
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: Game #9780817851: TanOrpheus wins pot (125)
Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780824496
Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 25
Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 50
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: Game #9780824496: TanOrpheus wins pot (50)
Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780832660
Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 25
Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 50
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: cadmunkey calls 50
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
the_cloud71: BM could make the final table again!!!!! just by sitting out
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus is sitting out
Dealer: stephenrhall checks
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ad Ts 5h]
Spid [observer]:
only chance he's got :-)
zagga: Bassa prob gonna outlast me..
Dealer: stephenrhall checks
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [6c]
Dealer: stephenrhall checks
Dealer: TanOrpheus has returned
Dealer: cadmunkey bets 50
Dealer: stephenrhall calls 50
Dealer: Dealing River: [3d]
Dealer: stephenrhall checks
Dealer: cadmunkey checks
Dealer: stephenrhall has a pair of Fives
Dealer: cadmunkey has a pair of Tens
Al Eleven: would that be the first time?
mauzj: If I fold every hand, what are my chances of coing 2nd?
Dealer: Game #9780832660: cadmunkey wins pot (225) with a pair of Tens
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780844731
Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 25
Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 50
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
the_cloud71: reckon he's doing it on purpose
Spid [observer]: nil
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: Game #9780844731: cadmunkey wins pot (50)
Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand
Quixote8 [observer]: amp up the agression edge
mauzj: wp munkey
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780850794
Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 25
Dealer: weegem posts big blind 50
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
zagga: free to fold!
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: Game #9780850794: weegem wins pot (50)
Dealer: weegem doesn't show hand
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780856555
Dealer: weegem posts small blind 25
Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 50
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
mauzj: masturbation is free too
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
zagga: lol
Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 50
Dealer: stephenrhall folds
Dealer: cadmunkey raises 150 to 200
Spid [observer]: hey, don't knock masturbation
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Spid [observer]: it's sex with someone I love
Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 150
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [7h 7c Jc]
Dealer: TanOrpheus checks
Dealer: cadmunkey bets 350
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
zagga: hehe
Dealer: Game #9780856555: cadmunkey wins pot (475)
Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand
Al Eleven: it sure beats getting married
Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780865858
Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 25
Dealer: zagga posts big blind 50
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
mauzj: I have excema on my hand and hate it
Spid [observer]: cheaper too!
Dealer: Al Eleven folds
Dealer: the_cloud71 folds
Dealer: TanOrpheus folds
Dealer: stephenrhall raises 100 to 150
Dealer: cadmunkey folds
Dealer: weegem folds
Dealer: mauzj folds
Dealer: zagga folds
Dealer: Game #9780865858: stephenrhall wins pot (125)
Dealer: stephenrhall doesn't show hand
mauzj: Stephen is on