Politics is boring, but I found an interesting petition on facebook that is trying to stop Gordon Brown being handed the country on a plate. Click here to sign the petition.
I've missed the blogger tourney for the last couple of weeks. Not because Texas Calculatem let me down, but because I've been slack with other things. Two weeks ago I watched the quality zombie flick 28 Weeks Later. And this week I was helping to babysit a load of todlers.
However, despite my lack of worshipping, I've somehow caused a bit of controversy on Reeling Silk, after voicing an unappreciated view on a Tai Chi demonstration video. To stop things getting too heated I'm therefore hiding here instead.
I haven't done that much in the way of martial arts training lately. I'm old, fat and lazy, and cancelled my Saturday stick fighting session due to rain. But one thing I've often wondered is why you rarely see exponents of the more traditional arts involved in mixed martial art contests. Surely they have a moral obligation to show the public that practising the more modern arts is a fallacy? Wouldn't it be nice to prove to unfortunate kickboxers, that if they wanted to learn to defend themselves, they could do more effectively than by kicking each other in the head week after week?
Came 5th in the blogger tourney. I think I need more aggression, as I kept on over-riding Texas Calculatem's signals, and folded AKo to all ins (I hate AKo!) a few times. But overall, it was good fun, even though my head hurts from staring at the screen for so long.
Juice came last, and therefore gets the monkey picture on his blog.
Burnley Milk recommended I read Pud's masturbation blog, but I've forgotten the name / address of it. If you know who pud is, please let me know via a comment.
Anyway, it's nearly time for bed, and I still need to make my packed lunch despite my nasty headache. Not sure what there is to look forward to next week. I have footy on Wednesday, but almost died last week, as only 5 people showed, and like short handed poker, short player'd footy is much more draining.
Last week Mr Blair announced that he'll be stepping down from power on June 27th, and interest rates rose for the 4th time since August. I'm not too sure what either of these will mean for the future.
Gordon Brown will probably be the next prime minister, but while many pundits claim he's the safest bet, I'm not sure that I'm a fan. The tax changes he announced a couple of months ago were a bit of a shot in the foot. He tried the usual New Labour spin tactic, calling it a tax cut, and financial journalists were all over it within a few hours. Low earners lost out, and the higher earners would only benefit by a negligible amount. What a fool!
The higher interest rates may mean higher mortgage payments for some home owners. But if it helps to pull down property prices, that will benefit those who want to buy their first place, and potentially those who want to get a bigger place. Personally, I find the media's reporting of the property market a bit annoying. The language used in most reports appears to imply that rising prices are a good thing, and falling prices a bad thing. But rising prices mean that a lot of my friends have little or no chance of getting their own place.
I used the hammer to pound a tight-aggressive player at Poker Stars. Being the fish that I am, I didn't realise I had the bottom straight until the dealer handed the chips over.
It looks like Milk has upset some fellow bloggers, and there is now a bounty on his head. I don't think I'll add to the bounty, as I'm after the perpetually lucky Tan.
In terms of my goals for the tourney, I'm just going to try and get more banter going. The other players didn't seem very talkative, though Burnley Milk is supposed to be more of an annoying chatterbox than my goodself.
Also, I'll be showing them the magic of Poker Office and Texas Calculatem. Tan didn't seem to appreciate my sharing of his vital stats, so if I keep at it, then maybe he'll lose a bit of luck and go on tilt.
I'm looking forward to the Night of the Hammer on Sunday. I doubt I'll win. But maybe I'll get lucky and collect a bounty.
Anyway, I think Acorn wants me to post 7 random facts about myself. So here I go...
1) According to electronic weighing scales, I have the metabolic age of a 12 year old. 2) I'm the only Poker Blogger who claims to be a breakeven player. 3) I don't really look like Juice. 4) I'm dying for a piss, but am determined to finish this before going to the bathroom. 5) I've made more money selling Poker software than I have from playing Poker. 6) After diving in Belize, yellow gunk poured out of my ear for 5 days. My hearing has been better ever since. 7) If I run too fast I get dizzy.
The tourney is over. Texas Calculatem helped me to make some outstanding moves, but Tan still won with a super aggressive strategy, and more than a little help from the Poker gods.
I tried to destroy him using the power of 72o, but he deflected my magic with a well timed sacrifice of Ten Turtles. Alas the gods mocked me by letting Tan win with 72o against another player shortly afterwards.
Second place went to the Acorn Man, who used the wagging tail technique. Unfortunately he was too tight to feed the dog, so Nacho went on strike, and thus went first place.
All in all, it was a good tourney, and I hope to play again next week.
Here is a chart of how much people said in the chat. I said the most. And Qixotte8 said the 2nd most even though he was only an observer.
Unfortunately the chat at Poker Stars is a bit poor as it only has 5 lines in it.
I've copied and pasted the chat transcript below...
This is without the dealer stuff:
zagga: evening ladies BurnleyMik: OH NICE!! I got the easy table!!!!!! BurnleyMik: looooooooooool the_cloud71: evening mauzj: hey Guys stephenrhall: Hi all the_cloud71: I'm having your blinds BM!!!! BurnleyMik: hey there mauzj: Is this the geeky bloggers tourney> BurnleyMik: dont even try it u crazy injun! the_cloud71: most are geeky yeah - not me though! BurnleyMik: why u ask mauzj? mauzj: just wondering if anyone here is more of a geek than myself zagga: pizza arrived...ya beauty! BurnleyMik: you want to join?? ;-) Rosie_m_t [observer]: hello everyone Rosie_m_t [observer]: hello Mauzj BurnleyMik: hey rosie! the_cloud71: evening Al Eleven: evening all mauzj: How many of you guys are using Texas Calculatem? the_cloud71: low turnout tonight?? Rosie_m_t [observer]: hey Milk BurnleyMik: Milk?? whos that? BurnleyMik: ALL IN! mauzj: you're stealing mate the_cloud71: is that a clue to your identity mauzj?? BurnleyMik: he's bluffing! BurnleyMik: He always does! Al Eleven: oh BM another $5 bounty on your head from me and $5 from acorn for yer comments!!! the_cloud71: texas calculatem? mauzj: My identity? Spid [observer]: good to see you Mauz zagga: yep,about time mr e TanOrpheus: late reg works :) the_cloud71: edge?? mauzj: Can I make the chat window larger? stephenrhall: up to 17 now BurnleyMik: u will have to pay more toi the window cleaner tho mauzj: nice steal mate Al Eleven: gojng for the bounty's tonight ;) zagga: thats ok for a b hol weekend mauzj: What if I tell the window cleaner I'll beat his face in if he does a **** job? the_cloud71: I'm taking all the bountys - want to save me some money mauzj: God. this interface is confusing mauzj: I've never played on Party before Al Eleven: acorn and I have put another $5 each for BM's head mauzj: Is BM a pro player? the_cloud71: Easy money stephenrhall: in his dreams BurnleyMik: ohe has heard of me!! Al Eleven: but first I want that $15 for you walking shame cloud ;) BurnleyMik: ur the man! mauzj: I had the hamer BurnleyMik: is that thr scottish HAMMER? zagga: a larger version? BurnleyMik: lol] mauzj: No. I had the hammer of thor Al Eleven: no it's just worth more chips mauzj: And I'm going to use it to beat your chips to dust stephenrhall: god he does talk more than BM mauzj: and who are you? BurnleyMik: NO WAY! Al Eleven: lol mauzj: Are you a mathmos stephen? zagga: its could be true lol mauzj: thanks guys mauzj: 7d3h cadmunkey: lol mauzj: nice river mate BurnleyMik: ship it!!!!!! BurnleyMik: loool cadmunkey: same old bull ****e Al Eleven: 1 outer I folded K5 BurnleyMik: fishermans friend mauzj: cadmunkey... is your name cadogan? cadmunkey: no zagga: you folded k5? unlike ye mr trout ;-) mauzj: Good steal BurnleyMik: anyone for the WALK OF SHAME? Al Eleven: hehe watch and see how a fish does it!!! mauzj: is someone out already? Spid [observer]: can't be - Mik is still here Al Eleven: hey Milk there Al Eleven: there's a guy at other table says he your mate Al Eleven: how much did that cost you? mauzj: I have no friends. mauzj: I'm just here to take your cash BurnleyMik: Cloud out firstc= $15 zagga: only russian ladies eh mauz stephenrhall: hands of my blinds you mauzj: Nah. The Russian ladette disowned me BurnleyMik: oooohhh fighting back? BurnleyMik: fight this! stephenrhall: ooh, getting pushy Spid [observer]: he has the hammer mauzj: coward Rosie_m_t [observer]: lovely BurnleyMik: lol Spid [observer]: nice BurnleyMik: ship it! the_cloud71: go Milk go Milk go Milk Quixote8 [observer]: take his blinds cloud BurnleyMik: loool Quixote8 [observer]: the milk man wants his monkey back BurnleyMik: looll... I never want to have o post that again! Quixote8 [observer]: but the monkey told rosie he wants to go home! BurnleyMik: home is where the heart is Quixote8 [observer]: she apparently tried to knee cap him BurnleyMik: ........... clouds blog mauzj: Home is where the monkey gets spanked BurnleyMik: looooooool the_cloud71: lol TanOrpheus: fshy mauzj: nice river mate mauzj: nice steal mate TanOrpheus: ty BurnleyMik: lol Quixote8 [observer]: nh tan Administrator: Sunday Million [$215] NL Hold'em tourney starts in 15 minutes. To register see T48834012 under the Tourney/Special tab. BurnleyMik: nh zagga: n 1 Quixote8 [observer]: dont let the milk settle BurnleyMik: booooooooooooo BurnleyMik: rubbish Spid [observer]: will it curdle? Quixote8 [observer]: whats the bounty on the milk man? BurnleyMik: i wont cry over spilt milk zagga: bout $80 by now.. BurnleyMik: 0 mauzj: Who's spid? Spid [observer]: mias dad m8 BurnleyMik: he's the man! Quixote8 [observer]: never heard of him Quixote8 [observer]: does he play poker? Spid [observer]: lol BurnleyMik: defending champion!! Spid [observer]: no! mauzj: Why does tan keep raising? mauzj: Poe tells me he's raised 20% of hands Spid [observer]: i just close my eyes and call mauzj: Hey Spid Spid [observer]: nice to see you Mr E TanOrpheus: its just easier that way mauzj: Do you have a blog? TanOrpheus: yep mauzj: Do you have porn on your blog? Quixote8 [observer]: god knows what it does to a man to have such a big bounty on his head Quixote8 [observer]: its bigger than the one we had on the trout a few weeks back Spid [observer]: one out already Al Eleven: lol the_cloud71: pressures off now Spid [observer]: if the last doesn't have a blog - can the monkey revert to 2nd last? Al Eleven: trouts are harder to catch tho the_cloud71: should put it on all posts instead zagga: looks like the monkey gets a week off... mauzj: nice river mate Spid [observer]: he'll be selling Big Issue cadmunkey: what happened on the river?? mauzj: I missed zagga: lol cadmunkey: lmfao zagga: wtach for that bait cad...! TanOrpheus: lol mauzj: nice steal mate zagga: nice try lol TanOrpheus: any idea where you were at ? zagga: kinda TanOrpheus: lol zagga: didnt think u had A zagga: n thought i was ahead..... TanOrpheus: hope springs eternal TanOrpheus: :) zagga: :-) mauzj: nice! the_cloud71: n1 mark Al Eleven: hehehe stealing away cloud ;) the_cloud71: so many outs!!! Al Eleven: knew I'd get a fishy flop mauzj: Why does Tan keep on raising? zagga: arghhhh! zagga: nh TanOrpheus: tx mauzj: wow mauzj: zagga is my hero Spid [observer]: you say that to everyone Mr Edge the_cloud71: I saw Preston just missed out stephen stephenrhall: I don't want to talk about it stephenrhall: Last 6 weeks have been utter crap stephenrhall: Lets talk about Leeds instead the_cloud71: unlucky today - other results and all that stephenrhall: yeah, good to beat Birmingham, but everyone else went goals mad Quixote8 [observer]: does everyone know teh edge? Quixote8 [observer]: thats mauzj Quixote8 [observer]: hes my mate from college the_cloud71: a mate of juice is a mate of my mine ;o) mauzj: thanks cloud Quixote8 [observer]: beware cloud Cell 1919 [observer]: you take this down munkey eh? TanOrpheus: ..... TanOrpheus: ive checked already Quixote8 [observer]: mauz is a mathematical genius mauzj: No mauzj: I use TC Quixote8 [observer]: are you missing your office cloud? the_cloud71: don't wanna talk about it the_cloud71: ;-( mauzj: We're getting strippers in the office tomorrow the_cloud71: paint strippers? Al Eleven: hey cloud I like the idea of falling into bed after playing late night poker... stephenrhall: no room for strippers in clouds office now Al Eleven: save me falling on the living room florr Quixote8 [observer]: why not get a lappy Al Eleven: floor passed out Quixote8 [observer]: and share the room mauzj: Clouds get escorts instead of strippers? Al Eleven: M the_cloud71: I'm on the lappy now the_cloud71: Ford escorts mauzj: Are they modded? mauzj: Do you have those neon lights underneath? the_cloud71: a mate of juice is a mate of my mine ;o) mauzj: thanks cloud Quixote8 [observer]: beware cloud Cell 1919 [observer]: you take this down munkey eh? TanOrpheus: ..... TanOrpheus: ive checked already Quixote8 [observer]: mauz is a mathematical genius mauzj: No mauzj: I use TC Quixote8 [observer]: are you missing your office cloud? the_cloud71: don't wanna talk about it the_cloud71: ;-( mauzj: We're getting strippers in the office tomorrow the_cloud71: paint strippers? Al Eleven: hey cloud I like the idea of falling into bed after playing late night poker... stephenrhall: no room for strippers in clouds office now Al Eleven: save me falling on the living room florr Quixote8 [observer]: why not get a lappy Al Eleven: floor passed out Quixote8 [observer]: and share the room mauzj: Clouds get escorts instead of strippers? Al Eleven: M the_cloud71: I'm on the lappy now the_cloud71: Ford escorts mauzj: Are they modded? mauzj: Do you have those neon lights underneath? the_cloud71: not at my age the_cloud71: a mate of juice is a mate of my mine ;o) mauzj: thanks cloud Quixote8 [observer]: beware cloud Cell 1919 [observer]: you take this down munkey eh? TanOrpheus: ..... TanOrpheus: ive checked already Quixote8 [observer]: mauz is a mathematical genius mauzj: No mauzj: I use TC Quixote8 [observer]: are you missing your office cloud? the_cloud71: don't wanna talk about it the_cloud71: ;-( mauzj: We're getting strippers in the office tomorrow the_cloud71: paint strippers? Al Eleven: hey cloud I like the idea of falling into bed after playing late night poker... stephenrhall: no room for strippers in clouds office now Al Eleven: save me falling on the living room florr Quixote8 [observer]: why not get a lappy Al Eleven: floor passed out Quixote8 [observer]: and share the room mauzj: Clouds get escorts instead of strippers? Al Eleven: M the_cloud71: I'm on the lappy now the_cloud71: Ford escorts mauzj: Are they modded? mauzj: Do you have those neon lights underneath? the_cloud71: not at my age zagga: thats for us youngsters mauz mauzj: I'm only 12. I can't drive yet mauzj: God. These blinds are high the_cloud71: enjoy the game yesterday zag? zagga: sure did mr c zagga: gave them a right doin' Quixote8 [observer]: unbelieably the milk is chip leader the_cloud71: When i saw the result I thought you'd be pleased TanOrpheus: nh Quixote8 [observer]: ul Quixote8 [observer]: nh mauzj: nice river Stephen zagga: nh ul T Al Eleven: aye he's sitting out so he can get a screen shot!! Spid [observer]: he's from Burnely, probably a blackout Al Eleven: lol Quixote8 [observer]: I didnt think they even had the wheel up north the_cloud71: lol spid zagga: thats for us youngsters mauz mauzj: I'm only 12. I can't drive yet mauzj: God. These blinds are high the_cloud71: enjoy the game yesterday zag? zagga: sure did mr c zagga: gave them a right doin' Quixote8 [observer]: unbelieably the milk is chip leader the_cloud71: When i saw the result I thought you'd be pleased TanOrpheus: nh Quixote8 [observer]: ul Quixote8 [observer]: nh mauzj: nice river Stephen zagga: nh ul T Al Eleven: aye he's sitting out so he can get a screen shot!! Spid [observer]: he's from Burnely, probably a blackout Al Eleven: lol Quixote8 [observer]: I didnt think they even had the wheel up north the_cloud71: lol spid the_cloud71: BM could make the final table again!!!!! just by sitting out Spid [observer]: only chance he's got :-) zagga: Bassa prob gonna outlast me.. Al Eleven: would that be the first time? mauzj: If I fold every hand, what are my chances of coing 2nd? the_cloud71: reckon he's doing it on purpose Spid [observer]: nil Quixote8 [observer]: amp up the agression edge mauzj: wp munkey zagga: free to fold! mauzj: masturbation is free too zagga: lol Spid [observer]: hey, don't knock masturbation Spid [observer]: it's sex with someone I love zagga: hehe Al Eleven: it sure beats getting married mauzj: I have excema on my hand and hate it Spid [observer]: cheaper too! mauzj: Stephen is on a raising frenzy Al Eleven: stack envy Quixote8 [observer]: you have a supply of call centre girls thogh spi Quixote8 [observer]: d ResdentEvil [observer]: cmon guys, no takers for the horse event ? Quixote8 [observer]: gl zagga: lol mauzj: Is Spid the guy who spends all day learing over girls up north? the_cloud71: lovely hand zag Al Eleven: hey cloud what odds am i getting this week ;) zagga: u2 mr c the_cloud71: 12/1 Quixote8 [observer]: yes the man of a thousand asbos Al Eleven: wheeeee Al Eleven: my favourite mauzj: TdJc the_cloud71: ere Zag - you could have raised with AJ instead!! zagga: soz mr c...next time the_cloud71: no probs zagga: you could fold too next time mauzj: Anyone want to go all in next hand? mauzj: We need to get some action going zagga: when i put ye all in with such a scary move! mauzj: nice steal cloud the_cloud71: ta mauzj mauzj: nice steal zagga: hit the river... mauzj: good psychic skills mauzj: I could't see that far ahead zagga: ty Al Eleven: I can't beleive this I've had 2 imposters and no real hammer yet!!! mauzj: you worship 72o as well? Al Eleven: think we all do Quixote8 [observer]: tan especially Al Eleven: Tan took one brit blogger tourney down with it - he's the legend zagga: aye what a finish the_cloud71: please don't remind me!! Al Eleven: lol sorry cloud Quixote8 [observer]: give me a seven Rosie_m_t [observer]: how you doung, mauzj? Quixote8 [observer]: give me a two Quixote8 [observer]: give me an off! TanOrpheus: oh, stop it, youll make me blush Al Eleven: lol you'r so proud of that you havn't updated yer blog since!!!! Quixote8 [observer]: what more is there to say TanOrpheus: lol, almost yer Quixote8 [observer]: hes reached teh pinacle Quixote8 [observer]: of poker excellence the_cloud71: hey let's all fold until BM goes out!! zagga: lol Spid [observer]: he's got too many chips! the_cloud71: not if everyone folds every hand lol Spid [observer]: never thought I'd hear that said about Mik mauzj: nice! mauzj: magic! TanOrpheus: shakes clouds hand Quixote8 [observer]: did he just paly the hammer? the_cloud71: Cheers mate -I enjoyed that mauzj: please fold mate Rosie_m_t [observer]: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Spid [observer]: nice mr edge Rosie_m_t [observer]: nice onw Quixote8 [observer]: nice stephenrhall: n1 zagga: nh mauz mauzj: sorry mauzj: lucky river Al Eleven: I'll listen next time Quixote8 [observer]: dont let the trout suck on you Al Eleven: hehehe mauzj: please fold mauzj: i have aces cadmunkey: looooooolllllll Rosie_m_t [observer]: lovely edge zagga: vul al Spid [observer]: whoopy do! Quixote8 [observer]: nh! Al Eleven: couldn't fold that!!!! the_cloud71: nh edge - respect Mark mauzj: Erm mauzj: didn't you say you'd listen next time? Quixote8 [observer]: the edge is on a role! zagga: shockin suckout! mauzj: sorry Quixote8 [observer]: and hes taking the trout to town! mauzj: i'm such a fish Al Eleven: not when you suck out on the hammer like that mauzj: your hammer was black mauzj: it had no chance Spid [observer]: the odds o that huh? mauzj: it was an imposter Spid [observer]: 72 beaten by AA Spid [observer]: mut be rigged Spid [observer]: :-) Al Eleven: to right mauzj: Just use TC and you don't need riggered cards Spid [observer]: still earning that commission eh? mauzj: Nah Al Eleven: I'll be speaking to my brother the dealer mauzj: no one wants it anymore mauzj: So I have to use it to pla poker instead Spid [observer]: coz it's way too outdated mauzj: What do you use? Katitude [observer]: hey cool cats Spid [observer]: poker office, sometimes mauzj: meaow the_cloud71: hi Kat mauzj: I use Poe too mauzj: It's telling me that Tan has raised 20.5% of hands pre-flop mauzj: So he's been very lucky with premium hands tonight mauzj: nice steal Quixote8 [observer]: what has happened to the trout Administrator: $11R turbo satellite to Sunday Million starts in 10 minutes. To register see T49449966 under the Tourney/Satellite tab. zagga: got hammered Quixote8 [observer]: hes got zagga itis mauzj: hamer time! Quixote8 [observer]: cant touch this Quixote8 [observer]: come on cloud Quixote8 [observer]: time to make a move mauzj: nice river mate the_cloud71: early doors juice - early doors Spid [observer]: all the previous winners are at the bottom! mauzj: nice steal Spid [observer]: gg guys mauzj: wp TanOrpheus: gg spid zagga: rivered soz Quixote8 [observer]: gg spid mauzj: rivers count mauzj: nice steal Administrator: WSOP: $5.50+R turbo to $160 DS Qualifier @ 19:30 starts in 10 minutes. To register see T49466087 under the Events/WSOP/Cash Satellites tab. mauzj: i'mm off for a tank mauzj: catch you guys later zagga: enjoy mauz Al Eleven: first hour gone along with first bottle of wine Al Eleven: need to get the next lined up mauzj: you play and get pissed at the same time? Al Eleven: hell yeh Al Eleven: I'm scottish and alcoholic... Rosie_m_t [observer]: no sook tonight? Al Eleven: you should see my play at 5am when I'm back from the pub mauzj: Does alcohol help you read the river? zagga: under a large thumb tonight rosie Rosie_m_t [observer]: ahhh, bless zagga: indeed Rosie_m_t [observer]: perks of being single Al Eleven: lol not even my crystal ball works for that Rosie_m_t [observer]: you can donk away your cash all night long Al Eleven: or maybe thats cause I can't see it zagga: lol zagga: or go sharkin in your case Rosie_m_t [observer]: not in my case zagga: preyin on all da lil fishies Al Eleven: perks of being married you have to hide your poker loses to the wife but she wants a share of the winnings ;) Rosie_m_t [observer]: fishies have been biting back! mauzj: Teach the missus to play! Rosie_m_t [observer]: just ask Tan ;0) Al Eleven: she is somewhat resistant Al Eleven: maybe I'll get her up for next weeks tourney when I'm away Al Eleven: she'll prob do better than me mauzj: Get her a copy of TC Rosie_m_t [observer]: TC? the_cloud71: 12/1 Al Elevens missus for next week TanOrpheus: :) Al Eleven: lol mauzj: TC = Texas Calculatem mauzj: It's the best poker calculator mauzj: I'm using it now Al Eleven: Mrs Trout will take it down!!! Rosie_m_t [observer]: ohh yeah Rosie_m_t [observer]: I forgot Al Eleven: I'll have $5 on that bet cloud zagga: at 12-1? mauzj: nice mauzj: ul cloud zagga: gg cloud TanOrpheus: sry cloud gg Rosie_m_t [observer]: gg cloud Al Eleven: gg cloud mauzj: ;{ the_cloud71 [observer]: gg guys and girls - nice hand Tan Quixote8 [observer]: death by blinds Quixote8 [observer]: its so sad Quixote8 [observer]: gg cloud! the_cloud71 [observer]: time for a little bit of horsy zagga: 10.30? stephenrhall: yep Al Eleven: should i call? zagga: hmm i may have a donk at it if out this yin.. mauzj: sorry zagga: gg al Al Eleven [observer]: gg mauzj: That was the third time I've rivered you TanOrpheus: gg Al Eleven [observer]: hehehe mauzj: hello BM mauzj: God Save the Queen! zagga: hes awfy quiet tonight lol zagga: like milk sitting on a doorstep mauzj: How is Nacho? zagga: doing great Al Eleven [observer]: Hey BM you back now? zagga: swimmin in sea last weekend stephenrhall: Mik, where have all your chips gone? mauzj: I had nachos with cheese last night. zagga: n eatin icecream Quixote8 [observer]: the milk is back! mauzj: Did he eat any duck? mauzj: nice river BurnleyMik: fak Rosie_m_t [observer]: mik woke up Al Eleven [observer]: should have stayed disconnected BM zagga: he back! BurnleyMik: this internet is crazy BurnleyMik: looooool BurnleyMik: u guys have had an unfair advantage! Al Eleven [observer]: I don't Rosie_m_t [observer]: noone said poker was fair, Mik BurnleyMik: I would have won this easily!! mauzj: If I raise you, will the computer auto-fold you? BurnleyMik: loooooooool BurnleyMik: probably BurnleyMik: they said 3-5 days, then it comes back on!! loool mauzj: nice steal mauzj: Tan has becoe less aggressive BurnleyMik: i was chip leader when I left! mauzj: he's only PFR'd 15.2% now Al Eleven [observer]: he must have disconnected too BurnleyMik: rosie is chi leader??? BurnleyMik: oh no!! BurnleyMik: thats trouble! mauzj: Rosie is a pro Quixote8 [observer]: bounty bounty bounty BurnleyMik: good fold BurnleyMik: ;-) mauzj: good steal zagga: rosie v suffolk HU... odds on that? BurnleyMik: thanks TanOrpheus: that u know how much my PFR % is should make you worry about yourself more than me ;-) zagga: lol np the_cloud71 [observer]: the MILK is back!!!!! mauzj: my pfr is only 5.6% mauzj: I'm a coward stephenrhall: noo! BurnleyMik: woooooooooooo mauzj: wow the_cloud71 [observer]: looooool BurnleyMik: yeah baby! BurnleyMik: SHIP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mauzj: good read BMM zagga: ul steph BurnleyMik: u like that? zagga: fiiiiiiiiiiiiishy!! BurnleyMik: just like Phil Ivey! mauzj: He's shagging the dealer Al Eleven [observer]: more like a Miami Trout BurnleyMik: u watchin again>? the_cloud71 [observer]: just like Phil Mitchell BurnleyMik: loool zagga: lol BurnleyMik: sorry Ste BurnleyMik: I didnt have a lot of choice really mauzj: good steal BurnleyMik: are you not bored of saying that mau? mauzj: I copy and paste it BurnleyMik: looooool zagga: nice river mauz mauzj: nice hand mate mauzj: wow mauzj: you guys must be scared of me zagga: hmm Quixote8 [observer]: go go edge mauzj: good steal BurnleyMik: dont ever do that again! BurnleyMik: limp and then bet the flop....... tut tut BurnleyMik: oh.... BurnleyMik: AJ TanOrpheus: aww spoil sport mauzj: Tan must be a very lucky guy mauzj: he's always betting and raising BurnleyMik: but u have not seen his luck! TanOrpheus: when u raise this much u dont need luck :) mauzj: are you bluffing? BurnleyMik: he might have 8 2 and ,ade his str8 or something! TanOrpheus: always Quixote8 [observer]: ordinarily id back tan mauzj: i'mm unlucky and have to wait for a hand Quixote8 [observer]: but he hasnt faced the edge up until now mauzj: nice steal zagga BurnleyMik: is this guy a legend? mauzj: who? zagga: river again mauzj: Zagga? BurnleyMik: Zagga is without a doubt! BurnleyMik: but I mean u mauzj: Zagga taught me everything I know zagga: leg end maybe mauzj: I'm a proud breakeven poker player mauzj: I haven't made a dime in 3 years BurnleyMik: lololololololol zagga: i reckon suffolks the man to watch now.... TanOrpheus: not even from the ads on your blog ? BurnleyMik: hit! BurnleyMik: hit! TanOrpheus: ul BM BurnleyMik [observer]: oh fak mauzj: ul mate zagga: gg BM mauzj: as I said mauzj: Tan is very lucky zagga: bouty hunted!!! BurnleyMik [observer]: 5 5??? loooooooooool the_cloud71 [observer]: gg BM BurnleyMik [observer]: gg guys BurnleyMik [observer]: nice isolation though Al Eleven [observer]: well done Tan, $5 coming from me for that fine piece of work BurnleyMik [observer]: gl fellas zagga: cheers TanOrpheus: yay I'm on a freeroll now BurnleyMik [observer]: hahaha bloody sweaty socks!!!! zagga: lol BurnleyMik [observer]: ;-) zagga: outlasted you miky boy! zagga: milky! BurnleyMik [observer]: again! zagga: aye BurnleyMik [observer]: ur the man! zagga: lol zagga: n u the milkman! BurnleyMik [observer]: hahahaha BurnleyMik [observer]: I would have won if Tan hadnt donked more than half his stack on 5 5!!! BurnleyMik [observer]: ;-) zagga: he was ahead to be fair...! TanOrpheus: lol BurnleyMik [observer]: NEVER! zagga: lol Administrator: $3.50 Triple Shootout to Sunday Million [6-max] starts in 10 minutes. To register see T49449077 under the Tourney/Satellite/Cash tab. Two Seats Guaranteed. BurnleyMik [observer]: I am always ahead in my mind! BurnleyMik [observer]: uh oh BurnleyMik [observer]: RACE! mauzj: nice river stephenrhall: **** BurnleyMik [observer]: ooooohhhh Quixote8 [observer]: you fish! cadmunkey: i win $5? BurnleyMik [observer]: yes BurnleyMik [observer]: yes the_cloud71 [observer]: yep BurnleyMik [observer]: yyes!!! BurnleyMik [observer]: SHIP IT! cadmunkey: first time i won something on stars in months Quixote8 [observer]: wp Quixote8 [observer]: gg Quixote8 [observer]: all cadmunkey: woohooo the_cloud71 [observer]: I'll send it now Cad cadmunkey: cheers Rosie_m_t: gg Quix Rosie_m_t: ubh oh Rosie_m_t: gg mauzj [observer]: Why does simon look like the girl Qixotte shagged last week? cadmunkey: shes hot stuff Administrator: $3.50 Triple Shootout to Sunday Million [6-max] starts in 10 minutes. To register see T49449077 under the Tourney/Satellite/Cash tab. Two Seats Guaranteed. cadmunkey: omfg Rosie_m_t: comem on! Rosie_m_t: sry TanOrpheus: mauzj is Very Lucky zagga: welcome to final table.. BurnleyMik [observer]: HARSH! Quixote8 [observer]: the edge is a disgrace Rosie_m_t: v harsh mauzj: sorry BurnleyMik [observer]: gg ste Quixote8 [observer]: who invited this guy anyhow TanOrpheus: his machine told him to call mauzj: I've rivered peopel all over the place stephenrhall [observer]: cya on the HORSE BurnleyMik [observer]: lool mauzj: I'm using Texas Calculate BurnleyMik [observer]: u will definately! TanOrpheus: we can tell mauzj: and it told me to re-raise his JJ. Quixote8 [observer]: thanks for the boutny cloud mauzj: Why did my windows all flicker funny just now? TanOrpheus: computer says its always right stephenrhall [observer]: thats the poker gods mauzj: Don't knock TC! Quixote8 [observer]: or its a crap monitor stephenrhall [observer]: they're coming to get you for worshipping false idols mauzj: Sorry stephen the_cloud71 [observer]: no probs juice - why aren't we at the final table - and BM??? Quixote8 [observer]: the milk man mauzj: Do you mind if I stroke your leg simon? Al Eleven [observer]: it's rigged cloud!!!! BurnleyMik [observer]: its working in reverse order this week Quixote8 [observer]: has only played half a tournie cadmunkey: wot happened to Mik? BurnleyMik [observer]: got slapped by 5 5 stephenrhall [observer]: anymore for HORSE? BurnleyMik [observer]: nah, they are all too afraid to try something they dont know!! BurnleyMik [observer]: loooooooooooooooooooooool the_cloud71 [observer]: I've played HORSE before - heehee Quixote8 [observer]: its not liek you are offering a threesome with your sister milk Rosie_m_t: its not afraid, Milk cadmunkey: arghhhhhh Rosie_m_t: I have no fear Quixote8 [observer]: its horse BurnleyMik [observer]: loool cadmunkey: hahaha mauzj: shocking! TanOrpheus: Hammerrrrrrr! mauzj: What a fish! zagga: vnh! Quixote8 [observer]: its horse Quixote8 [observer]: legend! mauzj: Shut it Rosie_m_t: vvn zagga: gg cad Al Eleven [observer]: thats more like it mauzj: That wasn't the hammer Quixote8 [observer]: mj cadmunkey [observer]: re history Quixote8 [observer]: nh TanOrpheus: put that in your TC Edge ! mauzj: Just after Stephen warns us about false idols... BurnleyMik [observer]: so u made the comeback after all mauzj BurnleyMik [observer]: nice one! mauzj: comeback? TanOrpheus: UL cadmunkey gg mauzj: This is only temporary BurnleyMik [observer]: you have seen the light! Quixote8 [observer]: I got a screenshot of that mauzj: Tan is lucky and is going to win this later. BurnleyMik [observer]: I heard you gave up poker because u were rubbish mauzj: I'm not rubbish mauzj: I'm breakeven BurnleyMik [observer]: thats what all the rubbish players say! Quixote8 [observer]: who said that milk? BurnleyMik [observer]: ;-) BurnleyMik [observer]: Spid BurnleyMik [observer]: ;-) Quixote8 [observer]: who? Rosie_m_t: lol SuffolkPunch: nh mauzj: Is Quixote going to put a bounty on someone's head? Quixote8 [observer]: never heard of him? simonjjj: ty BurnleyMik [observer]: it may just be a nasty runour BurnleyMik [observer]: *rumour mauzj: Probably true BurnleyMik [observer]: loool mauzj: But that doesn't mean I can't get lucky. BurnleyMik [observer]: Damn Right! BurnleyMik [observer]: NOT AGAIN! mauzj: wow TanOrpheus: gg munkey zagga: nh tan mauzj: tan is so lucky! BurnleyMik [observer]: ur a sik sik man! Quixote8 [observer]: that tan is fearless zagga: gg munkey Quixote8 [observer]: gg BurnleyMik [observer]: gg munkey mauzj: ice steal PokerMunk3y [observer]: gg guys BurnleyMik [observer]: ice steal now? ur copy and paste is broken mauzj: go acorn! BurnleyMik [observer]: HOLD TanOrpheus: nh m8 mauzj: good read zagga: tx Rosie_m_t: n1 BurnleyMik [observer]: WOOOOOOO the_cloud71 [observer]: n1 zag coastbuster [observer]: vnh my son zagga: phew! TanOrpheus: good read? BurnleyMik [observer]: nh zag.. ul terminator mauzj: he read you like a book mate Al Eleven [observer]: did TC tell you to do that zagga? mauzj: you were screaming out A6 TanOrpheus: ah course mauzj: Zagga doesn't have Texas Calculatem Quixote8 [observer]: zagga is such a fish mauzj: He asks his dog what to do. BurnleyMik [observer]: loooooool zagga: aye thats exactly what i had him on! sooted too!! zagga: ;-) Quixote8 [observer]: he makes the trout look like a desert rat Al Eleven [observer]: lol Nacho knows best SuffolkPunch: oops mauzj: T4s! Al Eleven [observer]: lol desert rat - well I do live with lots of sand zagga: if the dog wags his tail..i call! mauzj: What if he bites your balls? zagga: hes frownin... zagga: i fold! BurnleyMik [observer]: hahaha zagga: fast! Al Eleven [observer]: he's got the NUTS Quixote8 [observer]: good old nacho BurnleyMik [observer]: lol @ al TanOrpheus: nh weegem: ty BurnleyMik [observer]: Tan is in Donation mode! BurnleyMik [observer]: gl suffolk zagga: gaun yersel weegem! BurnleyMik [observer]: ouch. gg sir zagga: gg suffolk TanOrpheus: gg SuffolkPunch [observer]: ggg SuffolkPunch [observer]: gl Rosie_m_t: gg the_cloud71 [observer]: gg sp BurnleyMik [observer]: you can talk about that on TV!!! mauzj: good read mate Rosie_m_t: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR mauzj: I'm pulling my hat down mauzj: MAGIC! zagga: hammmmmmer!! Quixote8 [observer]: skills! BurnleyMik [observer]: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Rosie_m_t: couldn't have beatenb that mauzj: give Nacho a treat BurnleyMik [observer]: Rosie is flinching now! zagga: never! Rosie_m_t: i'm too pissed to flinch Quixote8 [observer]: thats the botox BurnleyMik [observer]: hahahaha zagga: hehehehe Al Eleven [observer]: lol Q zagga: lines of the night... Rosie_m_t: ok Rosie_m_t: why not BurnleyMik [observer]: oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Rosie_m_t: thats why! BurnleyMik [observer]: 8 BurnleyMik [observer]: 89 Rosie_m_t: i knew it mauzj: poor rosie BurnleyMik [observer]: nh mauzj: ;{ Rosie_m_t: suspicious raise stephenrhall [observer]: ul rosie Quixote8 [observer]: ul zagga: soz gal Rosie_m_t: np coastbuster [observer]: vvnh my son BurnleyMik [observer]: another comeback required Rosie! Rosie_m_t: i can come back! zagga: thx Quixote8 [observer]: yeah she came back from 100 chips earlier BurnleyMik [observer]: wp Zagga... good read! BurnleyMik [observer]: or Nacho... whoever Rosie_m_t: it was nacho mauzj: give the dog a bone zagga: can i say i had a pair?..! Al Eleven [observer]: he's been lucky all night coastbuster the_cloud71 [observer]: come on Rosie!!! Rosie_m_t: i think Tan should give me some chips mauzj: I told Al I had aces earlier mauzj: but he still called coastbuster [observer]: good good Quixote8 [observer]: good old coastbuster Rosie_m_t: he can spare em TanOrpheus: ok i'll try :) Al Eleven [observer]: but I had the hammer!!!!! Rosie_m_t: ok, I have to try now Rosie_m_t: gl me Al Eleven [observer]: I had you so dominated mauz Rosie_m_t: feck mauzj: nice river BurnleyMik [observer]: ship it! TanOrpheus: nh! zagga: nh! Quixote8 [observer]: nh Quixote8 [observer]: when in trouble Quixote8 [observer]: d Quixote8 [observer]: Quixote8 [observer]: Quixote8 [observer]: mauzj: the game doesn't stop at the turn Quixote8 [observer]: l Quixote8 [observer]: Quixote8 [observer]: no it stops at the bus stop Rosie_m_t: ok Rosie_m_t: here we go again BurnleyMik [observer]: HOLD mauzj: nice TanOrpheus: nh Rosie_m_t: leave it! TanOrpheus: eek BurnleyMik [observer]: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL stephenrhall [observer]: yeah! Quixote8 [observer]: no QK , tan? mauzj: nice river rosie! simonjjj: cant get rid of rosie TanOrpheus: I was nearly in trouble again the_cloud71 [observer]: another fine comeback... Rosie_m_t: you will soon mauzj: aces? Rosie_m_t: you're never in trouble with me, Tan Rosie_m_t: just your consciencfe TanOrpheus: hehehe mauzj: sorry mauzj: i shouldn't steal Rosie_m_t: cmon A BurnleyMik [observer]: if you can get Tan out we will have a NEW champion again! zagga: easier said than done! Quixote8 [observer]: hey weegem Quixote8 [observer]: do you have a blog? BurnleyMik [observer]: now the tournament of champions is starting! weegem: yeah although not updated recently BurnleyMik [observer]: gl all Rosie_m_t: just when I think I will push Rosie_m_t: tan raises TanOrpheus: sry just give us a wink next time so I know Rosie_m_t: i'll kick you under the table BurnleyMik [observer]: he did say "wink" rright? Quixote8 [observer]: he probalby likes it rough Rosie_m_t: did you not feel that? TanOrpheus: ah i wondered who that was TanOrpheus: I thought A was playin footsie with me Rosie_m_t: yo thought Zagga wanted to play footsie? TanOrpheus: lol mauzj: Simon keeps prodding me zagga: arghh! Rosie_m_t: ohhh TanOrpheus: gl hun TanOrpheus: nh Rosie_m_t: tyty BurnleyMik [observer]: hahahahahahahaha mauzj: nice river Quixote8 [observer]: dont take on rottie , tan Quixote8 [observer]: it just causes more pain Quixote8 [observer]: wait for the hammer Al Eleven [observer]: cmon the sweaty socks show BM how we do it in Scotland!! zagga: n1! BurnleyMik [observer]: hahahahahaha BurnleyMik [observer]: I knew you guys would bite!! BurnleyMik [observer]: its too easy!!! Al Eleven [observer]: bite I'm livid - I'ce got a cuban hit man coming over to Engerland BurnleyMik [observer]: Cuban? it will be too cold for him in Burnley! Rosie_m_t: burnleys too cold for anyone BurnleyMik [observer]: he will get beaten up by all the hoodies! Al Eleven [observer]: Burnley's just a village so it shouldn't be hard for him to find you... BurnleyMik [observer]: ooooohhh BurnleyMik [observer]: u dont even live in Scotland! Al Eleven [observer]: so!!! You think I'm gonna say I'm American? mauzj: HAMMER! Al Eleven [observer]: vnh TanOrpheus: nh TanOrpheus: ul zagga: ul mauz zagga: great effort mauzj [observer]: nice river mate Al Eleven [observer]: tough luck mauz - what a suck out Tan TanOrpheus: gg E BurnleyMik [observer]: gg edge Rosie_m_t: gg mauzj [observer]: thanks guys Rosie_m_t: v ul mauzj [observer]: I'm going to sacrice a duck to the Bingo god now mauzj [observer]: that hammer didn't work BurnleyMik [observer]: hope u enjoyed it! Administrator: $650 Qualifier to the 2007 WSOP $10,000 Main Event starts in 10 minutes. To register see T48874110 under the Events/WSOP/CashSatellite tab. zagga: wow! zagga: ul weegem mauzj [observer]: I would have preferred it if Simon stopped groping my leg. simonjjj: lol Rosie_m_t: oooooh no Rosie_m_t: bubble time zagga: but vnh! Al Eleven [observer]: vnh Tan Al Eleven [observer]: Shows it works!! Rosie_m_t: i don't want another banner! BurnleyMik [observer]: it was his avatar! Al Eleven [observer]: cmon acorn BurnleyMik [observer]: loool @ rosie... I can see it coming ! Rosie_m_t: **** it Rosie_m_t: rather know now zagga: gg rosie mauzj [observer]: nice river tan TanOrpheus: ul babe sorry Rosie_m_t [observer]: gg all stephenrhall [observer]: ul rosie Rosie_m_t [observer]: np the_cloud71 [observer]: never seen so many outs BurnleyMik [observer]: BUBBLE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rosie_m_t [observer]: c'est poker BurnleyMik [observer]: gg rosie BurnleyMik [observer]: ul BurnleyMik [observer]: another Banner!!!! hahahahahahaha Rosie_m_t [observer]: Tan, best not call me babe when you take me out with a tiny pair zagga: TanOrpheus: i thought it might help ? Rosie_m_t [observer]: wello done A BurnleyMik [observer]: lol TanOrpheus: nh A, babe Al Eleven [observer]: n1 zagga!!! BurnleyMik [observer]: gg Simon mate Rosie_m_t [observer]: well done Tan zagga: gg tan simonjjj [observer]: cheers, another decent finish i guess Al Eleven [observer]: $5 bounty on Tan's head zagga - to keep my record of 2 wins ;) Quixote8 [observer]: gl tan and zagga TanOrpheus: hammerr ? zagga: lol nope mauzj [observer]: Anyone want to make a bet on the winner? zagga: long odds on me! Rosie_m_t [observer]: i don't want to mauzj [observer]: 2:1 ??? the_cloud71 [observer]: 7/4 zag Al Eleven [observer]: what odds you giving on Tan? could cover my $5 bounty ;) mauzj [observer]: 01:02 zagga: lol nh Rosie_m_t [observer]: unbeatable TanOrpheus: ;-) Quixote8 [observer]: hes sure does love that hand Rosie_m_t [observer]: Come on A BurnleyMik [observer]: dont let him win for a third time Zag!!! mauzj [observer]: Can I hire a lapdancer for Tan to put him off? TanOrpheus: nh m8 Rosie_m_t [observer]: yay zagga: tx coastbuster [observer]: that Nacho is an exuberant dog mauzj [observer]: nice river mate Spid [observer]: gl guys BurnleyMik [observer]: SHIP IT BABY! BurnleyMik [observer]: nothing personal tan! zagga: nh TanOrpheus: ty Al Eleven [observer]: cmon zagga mauzj [observer]: nie river mate Quixote8 [observer]: pull out the magic zagga Quixote8 [observer]: unleash the hammer Al Eleven [observer]: Tan can we expect another post if you take this down? TanOrpheus: prob not mate I'm fitting a new bathroom this week Al Eleven [observer]: but surely the write up is more important? TanOrpheus: nh mate zagga: ty Al Eleven [observer]: or have you got a wife that wants the new bathroon? TanOrpheus: no I'm on my own now but need to renovate the flat Al Eleven [observer]: get a life - thats way too serious!!! TanOrpheus: more profit that way ! Al Eleven [observer]: think of all the fun you can have spending yer winnings ... hehehe mauzj [observer]: I put a hole in my wall so I can watch the neighbours' shower. zagga: TanOrpheus: gg m8 Rosie_m_t [observer]: ahhhhhhh Rosie_m_t [observer]: gg zagga [observer]: wp mate Rosie_m_t [observer]: wd both mauzj [observer]: gg guys Quixote8 [observer]: wp all BurnleyMik [observer]: VGG GUYS! Al Eleven [observer]: wp both TanOrpheus [observer]: wp everyone Rosie_m_t [observer]: wp tan Quixote8 [observer]: welll done tan! BurnleyMik [observer]: wp zagga [observer]: ran out of steam there! Quixote8 [observer]: those hammer plays were magic Al Eleven [observer]: think your catching onto this game now zagga Al Eleven [observer]: ;) Quixote8 [observer]: and well played zagga Rosie_m_t [observer]: you held him off well Quixote8 [observer]: you are in good form at the mo zagga [observer]: well done Tan ,great stuff BurnleyMik [observer]: nah, its just luck! zagga [observer]: cheers guys the_cloud71 [observer]: gg guys Quixote8 [observer]: looks like the trout has some competition Al Eleven [observer]: baaa Must do better Al Eleven [observer]: hope Tan's still fitting bathroom next week hehehe zagga [observer]: need to go one better next week...! zagga [observer]: im the Jimmy White of this game! Quixote8 [observer]: what you only have one testicle? Al Eleven [observer]: aye Nacho got the other zagga [observer]: bigger wans than yoooo!
This is with the dealer stuff:
Dealer: stephenrhall has returned Dealer: the_cloud71 has returned Dealer: zagga has returned Dealer: mauzj has returned Dealer: BurnleyMik has returned zagga: evening ladies BurnleyMik: OH NICE!! I got the easy table!!!!!! Dealer: cadmunkey has returned BurnleyMik: looooooooooool the_cloud71: evening mauzj: hey Guys stephenrhall: Hi all the_cloud71: I'm having your blinds BM!!!! BurnleyMik: hey there mauzj: Is this the geeky bloggers tourney> BurnleyMik: dont even try it u crazy injun! the_cloud71: most are geeky yeah - not me though! BurnleyMik: why u ask mauzj? mauzj: just wondering if anyone here is more of a geek than myself zagga: pizza arrived...ya beauty! BurnleyMik: you want to join?? ;-) Dealer: Al Eleven has returned Rosie_m_t [observer]: hello everyone Rosie_m_t [observer]: hello Mauzj BurnleyMik: hey rosie! the_cloud71: evening Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780309004 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 10 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 calls 20 Al Eleven: evening all mauzj: How many of you guys are using Texas Calculatem? Dealer: BurnleyMik, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act the_cloud71: low turnout tonight?? Rosie_m_t [observer]: hey Milk Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey calls 20 Dealer: mauzj calls 10 Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [5c 3s Ah] BurnleyMik: Milk?? whos that? Dealer: mauzj checks Dealer: zagga bets 100 Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds BurnleyMik: ALL IN! mauzj: you're stealing mate Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act the_cloud71: is that a clue to your identity mauzj?? BurnleyMik: he's bluffing! BurnleyMik: He always does! Dealer: mauzj folds Al Eleven: oh BM another $5 bounty on your head from me and $5 from acorn for yer comments!!! the_cloud71: texas calculatem? mauzj: My identity? Dealer: Game #9780309004: zagga wins pot (80) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780332844 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 10 Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Spid [observer]: good to see you Mauz Dealer: TanOrpheus, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act zagga: yep,about time mr e Dealer: TanOrpheus has reconnected and has 13 seconds left to act Dealer: TanOrpheus folds TanOrpheus: late reg works :) Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds the_cloud71: edge?? Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: Can I make the chat window larger? Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9780332844: Al Eleven wins pot (20) Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780344904 Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 10 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 40 to 60 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds stephenrhall: up to 17 now BurnleyMik: u will have to pay more toi the window cleaner tho mauzj: nice steal mate Al Eleven: gojng for the bounty's tonight ;) Dealer: Al Eleven, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: Game #9780344904: TanOrpheus wins pot (50) zagga: thats ok for a b hol weekend Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780355693 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 10 Dealer: BurnleyMik posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: What if I tell the window cleaner I'll beat his face in if he does a **** job? Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey calls 20 the_cloud71: I'm taking all the bountys - want to save me some money Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj calls 20 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 calls 10 Dealer: BurnleyMik checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [3d Ah 9d] mauzj: God. this interface is confusing Dealer: the_cloud71 checks Dealer: BurnleyMik checks mauzj: I've never played on Party before Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: mauzj checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Tc] Al Eleven: acorn and I have put another $5 each for BM's head Dealer: the_cloud71 checks Dealer: BurnleyMik checks Dealer: cadmunkey checks mauzj: Is BM a pro player? the_cloud71: Easy money Dealer: mauzj bets 80 Dealer: the_cloud71 folds stephenrhall: in his dreams BurnleyMik: ohe has heard of me!! Al Eleven: but first I want that $15 for you walking shame cloud ;) BurnleyMik: ur the man! Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: Game #9780355693: mauzj wins pot (80) Dealer: TanOrpheus is sitting out Dealer: mauzj doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780374753 Dealer: BurnleyMik posts small blind 10 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: I had the hamer Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: TanOrpheus has returned Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds BurnleyMik: is that thr scottish HAMMER? Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: Game #9780374753: TanOrpheus wins pot (20) Dealer: TanOrpheus shows [Js Jd] a pair of Jacks Dealer: TanOrpheus is sitting out Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780380728 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 10 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: a larger version? Dealer: cadmunkey raises 60 to 80 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds BurnleyMik: lol] Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds mauzj: No. I had the hammer of thor Al Eleven: no it's just worth more chips Dealer: Game #9780380728: cadmunkey wins pot (50) Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780385915 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 10 Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: And I'm going to use it to beat your chips to dust Dealer: mauzj calls 20 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 raises 100 to 120 stephenrhall: god he does talk more than BM Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds mauzj: and who are you? BurnleyMik: NO WAY! Al Eleven: lol mauzj: Are you a mathmos stephen? Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: mauzj folds zagga: its could be true lol Dealer: Game #9780385915: the_cloud71 wins pot (70) Dealer: the_cloud71 doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780395644 Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 10 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey calls 10 Dealer: weegem checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Td As Kh] Dealer: cadmunkey bets 40 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Game #9780395644: cadmunkey wins pot (40) Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780405929 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 10 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Game #9780405929: mauzj wins pot (20) Dealer: mauzj shows [2h 5s] high card Five Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780412062 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 10 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: thanks guys Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: BurnleyMik raises 40 to 60 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds mauzj: 7d3h Dealer: cadmunkey calls 60 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Qh 9s Kh] Dealer: BurnleyMik checks Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Ah] Dealer: BurnleyMik checks Dealer: cadmunkey bets 80 Dealer: BurnleyMik calls 80 Dealer: Dealing River: [Kd] Dealer: BurnleyMik bets 180 Dealer: cadmunkey calls 180 Dealer: BurnleyMik has three of a kind, Kings Dealer: cadmunkey mucks hand Dealer: Game #9780412062: BurnleyMik wins pot (670) with three of a kind, Kings cadmunkey: lol mauzj: nice river mate Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780428147 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 10 Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards BurnleyMik: ship it!!!!!! Dealer: the_cloud71 folds BurnleyMik: loool Dealer: BurnleyMik raises 60 to 80 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds cadmunkey: same old bull ****e Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Al Eleven: 1 outer I folded K5 Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: Game #9780428147: BurnleyMik wins pot (50) BurnleyMik: fishermans friend Dealer: BurnleyMik doesn't show hand mauzj: cadmunkey... is your name cadogan? Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780435930 Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 10 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds cadmunkey: no Dealer: mauzj folds zagga: you folded k5? unlike ye mr trout ;-) Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven raises 60 to 80 Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: Game #9780435930: Al Eleven wins pot (40) Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand mauzj: Good steal Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780443376 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 10 Dealer: BurnleyMik posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus folds BurnleyMik: anyone for the WALK OF SHAME? Dealer: TanOrpheus has returned Dealer: stephenrhall folds Al Eleven: hehe watch and see how a fish does it!!! Dealer: cadmunkey raises 60 to 80 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds mauzj: is someone out already? Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: Game #9780443376: cadmunkey wins pot (50) Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780451565 Dealer: BurnleyMik posts small blind 10 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Spid [observer]: can't be - Mik is still here Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga calls 20 Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Al Eleven: hey Milk there Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ah Qs Qc] Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [2s] Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Dealing River: [8h] Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: zagga checks Al Eleven: there's a guy at other table says he your mate Dealer: TanOrpheus has a pair of Queens Dealer: zagga has two pair, Queens and Sevens Dealer: Game #9780451565: zagga wins pot (50) with two pair, Queens and Sevens Al Eleven: how much did that cost you? Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780463577 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 10 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: I have no friends. mauzj: I'm just here to take your cash Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds BurnleyMik: Cloud out firstc= $15 Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds zagga: only russian ladies eh mauz Dealer: BurnleyMik raises 60 to 80 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds stephenrhall: hands of my blinds you Dealer: stephenrhall raises 60 to 140 mauzj: Nah. The Russian ladette disowned me Dealer: BurnleyMik, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act BurnleyMik: oooohhh fighting back? BurnleyMik: fight this! Dealer: BurnleyMik raises 1680 to 1820 and is all-in Dealer: stephenrhall, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: stephenrhall folds stephenrhall: ooh, getting pushy Spid [observer]: he has the hammer mauzj: coward Dealer: Game #9780463577: BurnleyMik wins pot (290) Dealer: BurnleyMik shows [As Ac] a pair of Aces Rosie_m_t [observer]: lovely Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780483486 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 10 Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards BurnleyMik: lol Dealer: weegem folds Spid [observer]: nice Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds BurnleyMik: ship it! Dealer: Al Eleven raises 80 to 100 the_cloud71: go Milk go Milk go Milk Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Quixote8 [observer]: take his blinds cloud BurnleyMik: loool Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 100 Quixote8 [observer]: the milk man wants his monkey back Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [2h 7s Qd] Dealer: Al Eleven checks Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 120 BurnleyMik: looll... I never want to have o post that again! Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: Game #9780483486: TanOrpheus wins pot (230) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780495807 Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 10 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Quixote8 [observer]: but the monkey told rosie he wants to go home! Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds BurnleyMik: home is where the heart is Quixote8 [observer]: she apparently tried to knee cap him Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 60 to 80 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey calls 70 BurnleyMik: ........... clouds blog mauzj: Home is where the monkey gets spanked Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [3c Ks Ts] BurnleyMik: looooooool the_cloud71: lol Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 120 Dealer: cadmunkey calls 120 Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Js] Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: Dealing River: [8d] Dealer: cadmunkey bets 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9780495807: cadmunkey wins pot (420) Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand TanOrpheus: fshy Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780512024 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 10 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds mauzj: nice river mate Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 20 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem calls 10 Dealer: mauzj checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Kd 2d 5c] Dealer: weegem checks Dealer: mauzj bets 40 Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 40 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Kc] Dealer: mauzj bets 80 Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 120 to 200 Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: Game #9780512024: TanOrpheus wins pot (300) Dealer: TanOrpheus shows [2h Jh] two pair, Kings and Deuces mauzj: nice steal mate Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780525501 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 10 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: Al Eleven folds TanOrpheus: ty Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 60 to 80 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9780525501: TanOrpheus wins pot (50) Dealer: TanOrpheus shows [Ks Kc] a pair of Kings Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780530970 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 10 Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 20 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards BurnleyMik: lol Quixote8 [observer]: nh tan Administrator: Sunday Million [$215] NL Hold'em tourney starts in 15 minutes. To register see T48834012 under the Tourney/Special tab. Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: BurnleyMik folds BurnleyMik: nh Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 40 to 60 Dealer: stephenrhall folds zagga: n 1 Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Quixote8 [observer]: dont let the milk settle Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds BurnleyMik: booooooooooooo Dealer: Al Eleven folds BurnleyMik: rubbish Spid [observer]: will it curdle? Dealer: Game #9780530970: TanOrpheus wins pot (50) Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 15/30 Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780538706 Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 15 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Quixote8 [observer]: whats the bounty on the milk man? BurnleyMik: i wont cry over spilt milk Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds zagga: bout $80 by now.. BurnleyMik: 0 Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: Who's spid? Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven raises 90 to 120 Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Spid [observer]: mias dad m8 Dealer: Game #9780538706: Al Eleven wins pot (60) Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780546869 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 15 Dealer: BurnleyMik posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards BurnleyMik: he's the man! Quixote8 [observer]: never heard of him Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 70 to 100 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Quixote8 [observer]: does he play poker? Spid [observer]: lol BurnleyMik: defending champion!! Dealer: zagga folds Spid [observer]: no! Dealer: Al Eleven raises 260 to 360 mauzj: Why does tan keep raising? Dealer: the_cloud71 folds mauzj: Poe tells me he's raised 20% of hands Spid [observer]: i just close my eyes and call Dealer: BurnleyMik, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act mauzj: Hey Spid Spid [observer]: nice to see you Mr E TanOrpheus: its just easier that way Dealer: BurnleyMik has timed out - hand is folded Dealer: BurnleyMik is sitting out Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 260 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [6d 3h Td] mauzj: Do you have a blog? Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: Al Eleven, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: Al Eleven bets 390 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9780546869: Al Eleven wins pot (765) Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand TanOrpheus: yep Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780569633 Dealer: BurnleyMik posts small blind 15 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: Do you have porn on your blog? Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Quixote8 [observer]: god knows what it does to a man to have such a big bounty on his head Dealer: Game #9780569633: TanOrpheus wins pot (30) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780576727 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 15 Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Quixote8 [observer]: its bigger than the one we had on the trout a few weeks back Spid [observer]: one out already Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Al Eleven: lol Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 60 to 90 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: Game #9780576727: TanOrpheus wins pot (75) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780583951 Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 15 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards the_cloud71: pressures off now Dealer: mauzj raises 30 to 60 Dealer: zagga folds Spid [observer]: if the last doesn't have a blog - can the monkey revert to 2nd last? Al Eleven: trouts are harder to catch tho Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey calls 45 Dealer: weegem calls 30 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [2d 7h 3h] Dealer: cadmunkey checks the_cloud71: should put it on all posts instead Dealer: weegem checks Dealer: mauzj bets 90 Dealer: cadmunkey calls 90 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Dealing Turn: [4c] Dealer: cadmunkey checks zagga: looks like the monkey gets a week off... Dealer: mauzj bets 180 Dealer: cadmunkey calls 180 Dealer: Dealing River: [4h] Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: mauzj checks Dealer: cadmunkey has two pair, Nines and Fours Dealer: mauzj mucks hand Dealer: Game #9780583951: cadmunkey wins pot (720) with two pair, Nines and Fours mauzj: nice river mate Spid [observer]: he'll be selling Big Issue Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780600125 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 15 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 30 Dealer: stephenrhall folds cadmunkey: what happened on the river?? Dealer: cadmunkey folds mauzj: I missed Dealer: weegem raises 90 to 120 zagga: lol cadmunkey: lmfao Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9780600125: weegem wins pot (90) Dealer: weegem doesn't show hand zagga: wtach for that bait cad...! Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780609299 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 15 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 30 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj calls 15 Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ad Ah 7h] Dealer: mauzj checks Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 60 Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga calls 60 Dealer: Dealing Turn: [5d] Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 120 Dealer: zagga calls 120 Dealer: Dealing River: [3c] Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 210 Dealer: zagga calls 210 Dealer: TanOrpheus has two pair, Aces and Sevens Dealer: zagga has two pair, Aces and Nines Dealer: Game #9780609299: zagga wins pot (870) with two pair, Aces and Nines Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780624363 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 15 Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards TanOrpheus: lol Dealer: the_cloud71 folds mauzj: nice steal mate Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 60 to 90 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds zagga: nice try lol TanOrpheus: any idea where you were at ? Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds zagga: kinda Dealer: Al Eleven folds TanOrpheus: lol Dealer: Game #9780624363: TanOrpheus wins pot (75) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand zagga: didnt think u had A Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780632796 Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 15 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven raises 90 to 120 Dealer: the_cloud71 calls 90 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Kd 7d Qs] zagga: n thought i was ahead..... TanOrpheus: hope springs eternal Dealer: Al Eleven bets 180 Dealer: the_cloud71 calls 180 Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Js] TanOrpheus: :) zagga: :-) Dealer: Al Eleven checks Dealer: the_cloud71 bets 300 Dealer: Al Eleven calls 300 Dealer: Dealing River: [8c] Dealer: Al Eleven checks Dealer: the_cloud71 checks Dealer: Al Eleven has a pair of Kings Dealer: the_cloud71 mucks hand Dealer: Game #9780632796: Al Eleven wins pot (1200) with a pair of Kings Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780648941 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 15 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: nice! Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds the_cloud71: n1 mark Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Al Eleven: hehehe stealing away cloud ;) Dealer: zagga raises 90 to 120 Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 300 to 420 the_cloud71: so many outs!!! Al Eleven: knew I'd get a fishy flop Dealer: zagga raises 300 to 720 Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 225 to 945 and is all-in Dealer: zagga calls 225 mauzj: Why does Tan keep on raising? Dealer: Dealing Flop: [5h 4h 7s] zagga: arghhhh! zagga: nh Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Kh] Dealer: Dealing River: [Ac] Dealer: TanOrpheus has a pair of Queens Dealer: zagga has a pair of Tens Dealer: Game #9780648941: TanOrpheus wins pot (1905) with a pair of Queens TanOrpheus: tx mauzj: wow Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780662349 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 15 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: the_cloud71 is sitting out mauzj: zagga is my hero Dealer: Game #9780662349: stephenrhall wins pot (30) Dealer: stephenrhall doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780667745 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 15 Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Spid [observer]: you say that to everyone Mr Edge Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: Game #9780667745: cadmunkey wins pot (30) Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780674740 Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 15 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: the_cloud71 has returned Dealer: mauzj raises 60 to 90 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall calls 90 Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Jh 4c 9d] Dealer: mauzj bets 120 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: Game #9780674740: mauzj wins pot (225) Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780684805 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 15 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Game #9780684805: mauzj wins pot (30) the_cloud71: I saw Preston just missed out stephen Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780690739 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 15 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: Al Eleven calls 30 Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 30 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey calls 30 stephenrhall: I don't want to talk about it Dealer: weegem calls 30 stephenrhall: Last 6 weeks have been utter crap Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [2h Ah 8s] Dealer: zagga checks stephenrhall: Lets talk about Leeds instead Dealer: Al Eleven checks Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: cadmunkey bets 120 Dealer: weegem raises 120 to 240 the_cloud71: unlucky today - other results and all that Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: cadmunkey calls 120 Dealer: Dealing Turn: [9c] Dealer: cadmunkey checks stephenrhall: yeah, good to beat Birmingham, but everyone else went goals mad Quixote8 [observer]: does everyone know teh edge? Dealer: weegem bets 450 Quixote8 [observer]: thats mauzj Dealer: cadmunkey folds Quixote8 [observer]: hes my mate from college Dealer: Game #9780690739: weegem wins pot (645) Dealer: weegem doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780708418 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 15 Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 60 to 90 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey calls 90 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [6h 4d 7c] the_cloud71: a mate of juice is a mate of my mine ;o) Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: cadmunkey bets 180 Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 180 Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Ad] Dealer: TanOrpheus, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act mauzj: thanks cloud Dealer: Regular time for player TanOrpheus has expired, TIME BANK has been activated Quixote8 [observer]: beware cloud Cell 1919 [observer]: you take this down munkey eh? Dealer: TanOrpheus checks TanOrpheus: ..... TanOrpheus: ive checked already Quixote8 [observer]: mauz is a mathematical genius Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: Dealing River: [Td] mauzj: No Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 150 mauzj: I use TC Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: Game #9780708418: TanOrpheus wins pot (585) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780731522 Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 15 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Quixote8 [observer]: are you missing your office cloud? Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall raises 90 to 120 Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds the_cloud71: don't wanna talk about it Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: Game #9780731522: stephenrhall wins pot (75) Dealer: stephenrhall doesn't show hand the_cloud71: ;-( Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780739022 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 15 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: We're getting strippers in the office tomorrow Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey raises 90 to 120 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 240 to 360 the_cloud71: paint strippers? Dealer: cadmunkey calls 240 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [8h 3s Jc] Al Eleven: hey cloud I like the idea of falling into bed after playing late night poker... Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 900 stephenrhall: no room for strippers in clouds office now Dealer: cadmunkey folds Al Eleven: save me falling on the living room florr Dealer: Game #9780739022: TanOrpheus wins pot (735) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Quixote8 [observer]: why not get a lappy Al Eleven: floor passed out Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780747886 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 15 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Quixote8 [observer]: and share the room Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: Clouds get escorts instead of strippers? Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Al Eleven: M Dealer: Al Eleven raises 120 to 150 Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds the_cloud71: I'm on the lappy now Dealer: Game #9780747886: Al Eleven wins pot (75) Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780756019 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 15 Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards the_cloud71: Ford escorts Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds mauzj: Are they modded? Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 30 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ac 7s 6c] Dealer: cadmunkey checks mauzj: Do you have those neon lights underneath? Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [5s] Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 60 Dealer: cadmunkey calls 60 Dealer: Dealing River: [3c] Dealer: cadmunkey bets 90 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 15 Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 60 to 90 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey calls 90 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [6h 4d 7c] the_cloud71: a mate of juice is a mate of my mine ;o) Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: cadmunkey bets 180 Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 180 Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Ad] Dealer: TanOrpheus, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act mauzj: thanks cloud Dealer: Regular time for player TanOrpheus has expired, TIME BANK has been activated Quixote8 [observer]: beware cloud Cell 1919 [observer]: you take this down munkey eh? Dealer: TanOrpheus checks TanOrpheus: ..... TanOrpheus: ive checked already Quixote8 [observer]: mauz is a mathematical genius Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: Dealing River: [Td] mauzj: No Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 150 mauzj: I use TC Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: Game #9780708418: TanOrpheus wins pot (585) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780731522 Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 15 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Quixote8 [observer]: are you missing your office cloud? Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall raises 90 to 120 Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds the_cloud71: don't wanna talk about it Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: Game #9780731522: stephenrhall wins pot (75) Dealer: stephenrhall doesn't show hand the_cloud71: ;-( Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780739022 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 15 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: We're getting strippers in the office tomorrow Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey raises 90 to 120 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 240 to 360 the_cloud71: paint strippers? Dealer: cadmunkey calls 240 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [8h 3s Jc] Al Eleven: hey cloud I like the idea of falling into bed after playing late night poker... Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 900 stephenrhall: no room for strippers in clouds office now Dealer: cadmunkey folds Al Eleven: save me falling on the living room florr Dealer: Game #9780739022: TanOrpheus wins pot (735) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Quixote8 [observer]: why not get a lappy Al Eleven: floor passed out Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780747886 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 15 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Quixote8 [observer]: and share the room Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: Clouds get escorts instead of strippers? Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Al Eleven: M Dealer: Al Eleven raises 120 to 150 Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds the_cloud71: I'm on the lappy now Dealer: Game #9780747886: Al Eleven wins pot (75) Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780756019 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 15 Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards the_cloud71: Ford escorts Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds mauzj: Are they modded? Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 30 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ac 7s 6c] Dealer: cadmunkey checks mauzj: Do you have those neon lights underneath? Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [5s] Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 60 Dealer: cadmunkey calls 60 Dealer: Dealing River: [3c] Dealer: cadmunkey bets 90 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds the_cloud71: not at my age Dealer: Game #9780756019: cadmunkey wins pot (195) Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 25/50 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [6h 4d 7c] the_cloud71: a mate of juice is a mate of my mine ;o) Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: cadmunkey bets 180 Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 180 Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Ad] Dealer: TanOrpheus, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act mauzj: thanks cloud Dealer: Regular time for player TanOrpheus has expired, TIME BANK has been activated Quixote8 [observer]: beware cloud Cell 1919 [observer]: you take this down munkey eh? Dealer: TanOrpheus checks TanOrpheus: ..... TanOrpheus: ive checked already Quixote8 [observer]: mauz is a mathematical genius Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: Dealing River: [Td] mauzj: No Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 150 mauzj: I use TC Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: Game #9780708418: TanOrpheus wins pot (585) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780731522 Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 15 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Quixote8 [observer]: are you missing your office cloud? Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall raises 90 to 120 Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds the_cloud71: don't wanna talk about it Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: Game #9780731522: stephenrhall wins pot (75) Dealer: stephenrhall doesn't show hand the_cloud71: ;-( Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780739022 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 15 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: We're getting strippers in the office tomorrow Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey raises 90 to 120 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 240 to 360 the_cloud71: paint strippers? Dealer: cadmunkey calls 240 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [8h 3s Jc] Al Eleven: hey cloud I like the idea of falling into bed after playing late night poker... Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 900 stephenrhall: no room for strippers in clouds office now Dealer: cadmunkey folds Al Eleven: save me falling on the living room florr Dealer: Game #9780739022: TanOrpheus wins pot (735) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Quixote8 [observer]: why not get a lappy Al Eleven: floor passed out Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780747886 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 15 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Quixote8 [observer]: and share the room Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: Clouds get escorts instead of strippers? Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Al Eleven: M Dealer: Al Eleven raises 120 to 150 Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds the_cloud71: I'm on the lappy now Dealer: Game #9780747886: Al Eleven wins pot (75) Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780756019 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 15 Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 30 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards the_cloud71: Ford escorts Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds mauzj: Are they modded? Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 30 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ac 7s 6c] Dealer: cadmunkey checks mauzj: Do you have those neon lights underneath? Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [5s] Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 60 Dealer: cadmunkey calls 60 Dealer: Dealing River: [3c] Dealer: cadmunkey bets 90 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds the_cloud71: not at my age Dealer: Game #9780756019: cadmunkey wins pot (195) Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 25/50 Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780769472 Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 25 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: mauzj folds zagga: thats for us youngsters mauz Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 100 to 150 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey calls 125 mauzj: I'm only 12. I can't drive yet Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [4h Kc Th] Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 200 Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: Game #9780769472: TanOrpheus wins pot (350) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780780629 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 25 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven raises 150 to 200 Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 200 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: God. These blinds are high Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Th Tc Qs] the_cloud71: enjoy the game yesterday zag? zagga: sure did mr c Dealer: Al Eleven bets 300 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9780780629: Al Eleven wins pot (475) Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand zagga: gave them a right doin' Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780791990 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 25 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 200 to 250 Dealer: stephenrhall raises 200 to 450 Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Quixote8 [observer]: unbelieably the milk is chip leader Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 1995 to 2445 and is all-in Dealer: stephenrhall calls 765 and is all-in the_cloud71: When i saw the result I thought you'd be pleased Dealer: Dealing Flop: [3c 4s 2c] Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Kd] TanOrpheus: nh Dealer: Dealing River: [2d] Dealer: TanOrpheus has two pair, Jacks and Deuces Dealer: stephenrhall has two pair, Kings and Deuces Quixote8 [observer]: ul Dealer: Game #9780791990: stephenrhall wins pot (2505) with two pair, Kings and Deuces Quixote8 [observer]: nh Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780800898 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 25 Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 50 mauzj: nice river Stephen Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: nh ul T Al Eleven: aye he's sitting out so he can get a screen shot!! Dealer: the_cloud71 calls 50 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga calls 25 Dealer: Al Eleven checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Td Ks 7h] Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Al Eleven checks Dealer: the_cloud71 checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [8c] Dealer: zagga checks Spid [observer]: he's from Burnely, probably a blackout Dealer: Al Eleven checks Al Eleven: lol Dealer: the_cloud71 bets 150 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: Game #9780800898: the_cloud71 wins pot (150) Dealer: the_cloud71 doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780817851 Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 25 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 150 to 200 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Quixote8 [observer]: I didnt think they even had the wheel up north Dealer: Al Eleven folds the_cloud71: lol spid Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 25/50 Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780769472 Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 25 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: mauzj folds zagga: thats for us youngsters mauz Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 100 to 150 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey calls 125 mauzj: I'm only 12. I can't drive yet Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [4h Kc Th] Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 200 Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: Game #9780769472: TanOrpheus wins pot (350) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780780629 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 25 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven raises 150 to 200 Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 200 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: God. These blinds are high Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Th Tc Qs] the_cloud71: enjoy the game yesterday zag? zagga: sure did mr c Dealer: Al Eleven bets 300 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9780780629: Al Eleven wins pot (475) Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand zagga: gave them a right doin' Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780791990 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 25 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 200 to 250 Dealer: stephenrhall raises 200 to 450 Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Quixote8 [observer]: unbelieably the milk is chip leader Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 1995 to 2445 and is all-in Dealer: stephenrhall calls 765 and is all-in the_cloud71: When i saw the result I thought you'd be pleased Dealer: Dealing Flop: [3c 4s 2c] Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Kd] TanOrpheus: nh Dealer: Dealing River: [2d] Dealer: TanOrpheus has two pair, Jacks and Deuces Dealer: stephenrhall has two pair, Kings and Deuces Quixote8 [observer]: ul Dealer: Game #9780791990: stephenrhall wins pot (2505) with two pair, Kings and Deuces Quixote8 [observer]: nh Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780800898 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 25 Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 50 mauzj: nice river Stephen Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: nh ul T Al Eleven: aye he's sitting out so he can get a screen shot!! Dealer: the_cloud71 calls 50 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga calls 25 Dealer: Al Eleven checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Td Ks 7h] Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Al Eleven checks Dealer: the_cloud71 checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [8c] Dealer: zagga checks Spid [observer]: he's from Burnely, probably a blackout Dealer: Al Eleven checks Al Eleven: lol Dealer: the_cloud71 bets 150 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: Game #9780800898: the_cloud71 wins pot (150) Dealer: the_cloud71 doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780817851 Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 25 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 150 to 200 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Quixote8 [observer]: I didnt think they even had the wheel up north Dealer: Al Eleven folds the_cloud71: lol spid Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: Game #9780817851: TanOrpheus wins pot (125) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780824496 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: Game #9780824496: TanOrpheus wins pot (50) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780832660 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 25 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: cadmunkey calls 50 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds the_cloud71: BM could make the final table again!!!!! just by sitting out Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: TanOrpheus is sitting out Dealer: stephenrhall checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ad Ts 5h] Spid [observer]: only chance he's got :-) zagga: Bassa prob gonna outlast me.. Dealer: stephenrhall checks Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [6c] Dealer: stephenrhall checks Dealer: TanOrpheus has returned Dealer: cadmunkey bets 50 Dealer: stephenrhall calls 50 Dealer: Dealing River: [3d] Dealer: stephenrhall checks Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: stephenrhall has a pair of Fives Dealer: cadmunkey has a pair of Tens Al Eleven: would that be the first time? mauzj: If I fold every hand, what are my chances of coing 2nd? Dealer: Game #9780832660: cadmunkey wins pot (225) with a pair of Tens Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780844731 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 25 Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards the_cloud71: reckon he's doing it on purpose Spid [observer]: nil Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: Game #9780844731: cadmunkey wins pot (50) Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand Quixote8 [observer]: amp up the agression edge mauzj: wp munkey Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780850794 Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 25 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds zagga: free to fold! Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: Game #9780850794: weegem wins pot (50) Dealer: weegem doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780856555 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 25 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: masturbation is free too Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds zagga: lol Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 50 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey raises 150 to 200 Spid [observer]: hey, don't knock masturbation Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Spid [observer]: it's sex with someone I love Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 150 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [7h 7c Jc] Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: cadmunkey bets 350 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds zagga: hehe Dealer: Game #9780856555: cadmunkey wins pot (475) Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand Al Eleven: it sure beats getting married Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780865858 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 25 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: I have excema on my hand and hate it Spid [observer]: cheaper too! Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall raises 100 to 150 Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9780865858: stephenrhall wins pot (125) Dealer: stephenrhall doesn't show hand mauzj: Stephen is on a raising frenzy Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780871674 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 25 Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Al Eleven: stack envy Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj raises 150 to 200 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Quixote8 [observer]: you have a supply of call centre girls thogh spi Dealer: Game #9780871674: mauzj wins pot (125) Quixote8 [observer]: d Dealer: mauzj doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780878211 Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 25 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds ResdentEvil [observer]: cmon guys, no takers for the horse event ? Dealer: zagga raises 740 to 790 and is all-in Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 calls 730 and is all-in Quixote8 [observer]: gl Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Jd Qh 9h] zagga: lol Dealer: Dealing Turn: [8c] Dealer: Dealing River: [7d] Dealer: the_cloud71 has a pair of Queens Dealer: zagga has a pair of Queens Dealer: Game #9780878211: the_cloud71 ties for pot (793) with a pair of Queens Dealer: Game #9780878211: zagga ties for pot (792) with a pair of Queens mauzj: Is Spid the guy who spends all day learing over girls up north? Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780889084 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards the_cloud71: lovely hand zag Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Al Eleven: hey cloud what odds am i getting this week ;) zagga: u2 mr c Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds the_cloud71: 12/1 Quixote8 [observer]: yes the man of a thousand asbos Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Al Eleven: wheeeee Dealer: Game #9780889084: TanOrpheus wins pot (50) Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780896225 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 25 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: cadmunkey folds Al Eleven: my favourite Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds mauzj: TdJc Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 150 to 200 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: Game #9780896225: TanOrpheus wins pot (100) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780901987 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 25 Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: weegem folds the_cloud71: ere Zag - you could have raised with AJ instead!! Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 50 Dealer: stephenrhall calls 25 zagga: soz mr c...next time Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [4h 2c 4s] the_cloud71: no probs Dealer: stephenrhall checks Dealer: cadmunkey checks Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Js] Dealer: stephenrhall checks zagga: you could fold too next time Dealer: cadmunkey bets 50 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: TanOrpheus is sitting out mauzj: Anyone want to go all in next hand? Dealer: stephenrhall folds mauzj: We need to get some action going Dealer: Game #9780901987: cadmunkey wins pot (150) Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780913847 Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 25 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: when i put ye all in with such a scary move! Dealer: TanOrpheus has returned Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 raises 100 to 150 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Game #9780913847: the_cloud71 wins pot (125) Dealer: the_cloud71 doesn't show hand mauzj: nice steal cloud Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780921932 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 25 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds the_cloud71: ta mauzj Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Game #9780921932: mauzj wins pot (50) Dealer: mauzj doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780928738 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 25 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj raises 50 to 100 Dealer: zagga calls 50 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [5c 7s 3s] Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: mauzj bets 200 Dealer: zagga raises 250 to 450 Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: Game #9780928738: zagga wins pot (600) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand mauzj: nice steal Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780942357 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 25 Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds zagga: hit the river... Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9780942357: Al Eleven wins pot (50) Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780947577 Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 25 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: good psychic skills Dealer: TanOrpheus folds mauzj: I could't see that far ahead Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds zagga: ty Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: Game #9780947577: the_cloud71 wins pot (50) Dealer: the_cloud71 doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780953505 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven raises 150 to 200 Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9780953505: Al Eleven wins pot (125) Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780959706 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 25 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 raises 150 to 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall calls 150 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [5d As 3s] Dealer: stephenrhall bets 100 Dealer: the_cloud71, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: Player the_cloud71 has requested TIME Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: Game #9780959706: stephenrhall wins pot (425) Al Eleven: I can't beleive this I've had 2 imposters and no real hammer yet!!! Dealer: stephenrhall doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780973124 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 25 Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds mauzj: you worship 72o as well? Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 100 to 150 Al Eleven: think we all do Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: Game #9780973124: TanOrpheus wins pot (125) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780980859 Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 25 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Quixote8 [observer]: tan especially Dealer: mauzj calls 50 Dealer: zagga folds Al Eleven: Tan took one brit blogger tourney down with it - he's the legend zagga: aye what a finish Dealer: Al Eleven folds the_cloud71: please don't remind me!! Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 150 to 200 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Al Eleven: lol sorry cloud Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Quixote8 [observer]: give me a seven Rosie_m_t [observer]: how you doung, mauzj? Dealer: mauzj folds Quixote8 [observer]: give me a two Dealer: Game #9780980859: TanOrpheus wins pot (175) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Quixote8 [observer]: give me an off! Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780990761 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 25 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 50 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds TanOrpheus: oh, stop it, youll make me blush Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey raises 150 to 200 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: Game #9780990761: cadmunkey wins pot (125) Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 50/100 Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand Al Eleven: lol you'r so proud of that you havn't updated yer blog since!!!! Dealer: Starting new hand: #9780997692 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 50 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Quixote8 [observer]: what more is there to say Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds TanOrpheus: lol, almost yer Quixote8 [observer]: hes reached teh pinacle Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: mauzj folds Quixote8 [observer]: of poker excellence Dealer: Game #9780997692: zagga wins pot (100) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781006124 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 50 Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall calls 100 Dealer: cadmunkey folds the_cloud71: hey let's all fold until BM goes out!! Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [8s 2c 2h] zagga: lol Spid [observer]: he's got too many chips! Dealer: Al Eleven checks Dealer: stephenrhall checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Jh] Dealer: Al Eleven checks Dealer: stephenrhall checks Dealer: Dealing River: [7s] Dealer: Al Eleven checks the_cloud71: not if everyone folds every hand lol Dealer: stephenrhall checks Dealer: Al Eleven has a pair of Deuces Dealer: stephenrhall has a pair of Deuces - King kicker Spid [observer]: never thought I'd hear that said about Mik Dealer: Game #9781006124: stephenrhall wins pot (250) with a pair of Deuces Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781018267 Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 50 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: stephenrhall raises 100 to 200 Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: Game #9781018267: stephenrhall wins pot (250) Dealer: stephenrhall doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781025870 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 50 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 raises 443 to 543 and is all-in Dealer: TanOrpheus folds mauzj: nice! Dealer: Game #9781025870: the_cloud71 wins pot (200) Dealer: the_cloud71 shows [7s 2h] high card Seven Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781032978 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 50 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: magic! Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds TanOrpheus: shakes clouds hand Dealer: Al Eleven, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Quixote8 [observer]: did he just paly the hammer? Dealer: Al Eleven raises 300 to 400 Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds the_cloud71: Cheers mate -I enjoyed that Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: Game #9781032978: Al Eleven wins pot (250) Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781042466 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 50 Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: Game #9781042466: cadmunkey wins pot (100) Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781048311 Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 50 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: Game #9781048311: weegem wins pot (100) Dealer: weegem doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781053168 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 50 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven raises 300 to 400 Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: please fold mate Dealer: mauzj raises 215 to 615 and is all-in Dealer: Al Eleven calls 215 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [3c Qd 9s] Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Ad] Rosie_m_t [observer]: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Dealer: Dealing River: [8d] Spid [observer]: nice mr edge Dealer: mauzj has three of a kind, Nines Dealer: Al Eleven has a pair of Queens Rosie_m_t [observer]: nice onw Dealer: Game #9781053168: mauzj wins pot (1280) with three of a kind, Nines Quixote8 [observer]: nice stephenrhall: n1 Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781064176 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 50 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: nh mauz mauzj: sorry mauzj: lucky river Al Eleven: I'll listen next time Quixote8 [observer]: dont let the trout suck on you Dealer: Al Eleven raises 300 to 400 Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Al Eleven: hehehe mauzj: please fold mauzj: i have aces Dealer: mauzj raises 880 to 1280 and is all-in Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: Al Eleven calls 880 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Jc 5c 6d] cadmunkey: looooooolllllll Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Td] Dealer: Dealing River: [8s] Dealer: mauzj has a pair of Aces Dealer: Al Eleven has high card Jack Dealer: Game #9781064176: mauzj wins pot (2660) with a pair of Aces Rosie_m_t [observer]: lovely edge zagga: vul al Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781079362 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 50 Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Spid [observer]: whoopy do! Quixote8 [observer]: nh! Al Eleven: couldn't fold that!!!! the_cloud71: nh edge - respect Mark mauzj: Erm Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: didn't you say you'd listen next time? Quixote8 [observer]: the edge is on a role! Dealer: mauzj folds zagga: shockin suckout! Dealer: zagga raises 400 to 500 mauzj: sorry Quixote8 [observer]: and hes taking the trout to town! mauzj: i'm such a fish Al Eleven: not when you suck out on the hammer like that Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: Game #9781079362: zagga wins pot (200) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand mauzj: your hammer was black Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781088835 Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 50 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: it had no chance Spid [observer]: the odds o that huh? mauzj: it was an imposter Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey raises 300 to 400 Dealer: weegem folds Spid [observer]: 72 beaten by AA Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Spid [observer]: mut be rigged Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Spid [observer]: :-) Dealer: Game #9781088835: cadmunkey wins pot (250) Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand Al Eleven: to right Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781095351 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 50 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds mauzj: Just use TC and you don't need riggered cards Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: Game #9781095351: TanOrpheus wins pot (100) Spid [observer]: still earning that commission eh? Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781101551 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 50 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: Nah Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Al Eleven: I'll be speaking to my brother the dealer mauzj: no one wants it anymore Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act mauzj: So I have to use it to pla poker instead Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Spid [observer]: coz it's way too outdated Dealer: Al Eleven folds mauzj: What do you use? Dealer: the_cloud71 raises 393 to 493 and is all-in Dealer: TanOrpheus, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: Game #9781101551: the_cloud71 wins pot (250) Katitude [observer]: hey cool cats Dealer: the_cloud71 doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781115049 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 50 Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: weegem folds Spid [observer]: poker office, sometimes mauzj: meaow the_cloud71: hi Kat mauzj: I use Poe too Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 100 mauzj: It's telling me that Tan has raised 20.5% of hands pre-flop Dealer: stephenrhall calls 50 Dealer: cadmunkey raises 400 to 500 mauzj: So he's been very lucky with premium hands tonight Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: Game #9781115049: cadmunkey wins pot (300) Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781126802 Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 50 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: Game #9781126802: weegem wins pot (100) Dealer: weegem doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781131427 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 50 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 raises 543 to 643 and is all-in Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds mauzj: nice steal Dealer: Game #9781131427: the_cloud71 wins pot (250) Dealer: the_cloud71 doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781137559 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 50 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: Game #9781137559: zagga wins pot (100) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781143867 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 50 Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Quixote8 [observer]: what has happened to the trout Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Administrator: $11R turbo satellite to Sunday Million starts in 10 minutes. To register see T49449966 under the Tourney/Satellite tab. zagga: got hammered Dealer: zagga folds Quixote8 [observer]: hes got zagga itis Dealer: Game #9781143867: Al Eleven wins pot (100) Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand mauzj: hamer time! Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781151388 Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 50 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Quixote8 [observer]: cant touch this Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj raises 300 to 400 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: Game #9781151388: mauzj wins pot (250) Dealer: mauzj doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781157261 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 50 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: Game #9781157261: TanOrpheus wins pot (100) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781164148 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 50 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 50 Dealer: stephenrhall checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ts 2c 4d] Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: stephenrhall checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [6s] Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Quixote8 [observer]: come on cloud Dealer: stephenrhall bets 300 Quixote8 [observer]: time to make a move Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9781164148: stephenrhall wins pot (200) Dealer: stephenrhall doesn't show hand mauzj: nice river mate Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781174367 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 50 Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds the_cloud71: early doors juice - early doors Dealer: Al Eleven raises 410 to 510 and is all-in Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Spid [observer]: all the previous winners are at the bottom! Dealer: Game #9781174367: Al Eleven wins pot (250) Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781182342 Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 50 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey raises 300 to 400 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Game #9781182342: cadmunkey wins pot (200) Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781188701 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 50 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: cadmunkey raises 300 to 400 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds mauzj: nice steal Dealer: Game #9781188701: cadmunkey wins pot (250) Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781196708 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 50 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem folds Spid [observer]: gg guys Dealer: mauzj calls 50 Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [2d 4h 8c] Dealer: mauzj checks Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [9c] Dealer: mauzj checks Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Dealing River: [9d] Dealer: mauzj checks Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: mauzj has a pair of Nines Dealer: zagga has a pair of Nines - King kicker Dealer: Game #9781196708: zagga wins pot (200) with a pair of Nines mauzj: wp Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781206677 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 50 Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards TanOrpheus: gg spid zagga: rivered soz Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem folds Quixote8 [observer]: gg spid Dealer: mauzj folds mauzj: rivers count Dealer: zagga raises 500 to 600 Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: Game #9781206677: zagga wins pot (200) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781215992 Dealer: Al Eleven posts small blind 50 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 855 to 955 and is all-in Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: Game #9781215992: TanOrpheus wins pot (250) mauzj: nice steal Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781223142 Dealer: the_cloud71 posts small blind 50 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 100 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: The break will start when the current hand finishes Administrator: WSOP: $5.50+R turbo to $160 DS Qualifier @ 19:30 starts in 10 minutes. To register see T49466087 under the Events/WSOP/Cash Satellites tab. Dealer: zagga, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Al Eleven raises 410 to 510 and is all-in Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9781223142: Al Eleven wins pot (250) Dealer: Al Eleven doesn't show hand mauzj: i'mm off for a tank mauzj: catch you guys later zagga: enjoy mauz Al Eleven: first hour gone along with first bottle of wine Al Eleven: need to get the next lined up mauzj: you play and get pissed at the same time? Al Eleven: hell yeh Al Eleven: I'm scottish and alcoholic... Rosie_m_t [observer]: no sook tonight? Al Eleven: you should see my play at 5am when I'm back from the pub mauzj: Does alcohol help you read the river? zagga: under a large thumb tonight rosie Rosie_m_t [observer]: ahhh, bless zagga: indeed Rosie_m_t [observer]: perks of being single Al Eleven: lol not even my crystal ball works for that Rosie_m_t [observer]: you can donk away your cash all night long Al Eleven: or maybe thats cause I can't see it zagga: lol zagga: or go sharkin in your case Rosie_m_t [observer]: not in my case zagga: preyin on all da lil fishies Al Eleven: perks of being married you have to hide your poker loses to the wife but she wants a share of the winnings ;) Rosie_m_t [observer]: fishies have been biting back! mauzj: Teach the missus to play! Rosie_m_t [observer]: just ask Tan ;0) Al Eleven: she is somewhat resistant Al Eleven: maybe I'll get her up for next weeks tourney when I'm away Al Eleven: she'll prob do better than me Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 75/150 mauzj: Get her a copy of TC Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781312818 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 75 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Rosie_m_t [observer]: TC? Dealer: zagga folds the_cloud71: 12/1 Al Elevens missus for next week TanOrpheus: :) Al Eleven: lol mauzj: TC = Texas Calculatem Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: the_cloud71 folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9781312818: stephenrhall wins pot (150) Dealer: stephenrhall doesn't show hand mauzj: It's the best poker calculator Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781320559 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 75 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: I'm using it now Al Eleven: Mrs Trout will take it down!!! Dealer: mauzj folds Rosie_m_t [observer]: ohh yeah Dealer: zagga folds Rosie_m_t [observer]: I forgot Al Eleven: I'll have $5 on that bet cloud Dealer: Al Eleven folds zagga: at 12-1? Dealer: the_cloud71 raises 343 to 493 and is all-in Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 437 to 930 and is all-in Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [5c Ac 5h] mauzj: nice Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Th] Dealer: Dealing River: [7s] Dealer: the_cloud71 has two pair, Sixes and Fives Dealer: TanOrpheus has two pair, Aces and Fives Dealer: Game #9781320559: TanOrpheus wins pot (1211) with two pair, Aces and Fives Dealer: the_cloud71 finished the tournament in 14th place mauzj: ul cloud zagga: gg cloud Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781332774 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 75 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards TanOrpheus: sry cloud gg Rosie_m_t [observer]: gg cloud Al Eleven: gg cloud Dealer: zagga raises 300 to 450 mauzj: ;{ Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds the_cloud71 [observer]: gg guys and girls - nice hand Tan Dealer: weegem folds Quixote8 [observer]: death by blinds Quixote8 [observer]: its so sad Quixote8 [observer]: gg cloud! Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: Game #9781332774: zagga wins pot (375) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781342214 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 75 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: Al Eleven folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds the_cloud71 [observer]: time for a little bit of horsy Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: Game #9781342214: zagga wins pot (150) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781349412 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 75 Dealer: Al Eleven posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds zagga: 10.30? Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj raises 450 to 600 stephenrhall: yep Dealer: zagga folds Al Eleven: should i call? Dealer: Al Eleven, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act zagga: hmm i may have a donk at it if out this yin.. Dealer: Al Eleven raises 60 to 660 and is all-in Dealer: mauzj calls 60 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [7d Ts 8d] Dealer: Dealing Turn: [5s] Dealer: Dealing River: [5h] Dealer: Al Eleven has a pair of Fives Dealer: mauzj has a pair of Fives - Ace+King kicker Dealer: Game #9781349412: mauzj wins pot (1395) with a pair of Fives Dealer: Al Eleven finished the tournament in 13th place mauzj: sorry zagga: gg al Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781363631 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 75 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Al Eleven [observer]: gg mauzj: That was the third time I've rivered you Dealer: weegem folds TanOrpheus: gg Dealer: mauzj folds Al Eleven [observer]: hehehe Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 75 Dealer: stephenrhall checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Jh 4d 6d] mauzj: hello BM Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 300 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: Game #9781363631: TanOrpheus wins pot (300) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand mauzj: God Save the Queen! Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781373879 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 75 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: mauzj folds zagga: hes awfy quiet tonight lol Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: BurnleyMik has returned Dealer: Game #9781373879: weegem wins pot (150) Dealer: weegem doesn't show hand zagga: like milk sitting on a doorstep mauzj: How is Nacho? Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781380106 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 75 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: BurnleyMik calls 150 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds zagga: doing great Dealer: stephenrhall folds Al Eleven [observer]: Hey BM you back now? zagga: swimmin in sea last weekend Dealer: weegem raises 300 to 450 stephenrhall: Mik, where have all your chips gone? mauzj: I had nachos with cheese last night. zagga: n eatin icecream Dealer: mauzj folds Quixote8 [observer]: the milk is back! Dealer: BurnleyMik raises 750 to 1200 Dealer: weegem raises 35 to 1235 and is all-in Dealer: BurnleyMik calls 35 mauzj: Did he eat any duck? Dealer: Dealing Flop: [2s Kd 5h] Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Qd] Dealer: Dealing River: [Jc] mauzj: nice river BurnleyMik: fak Dealer: weegem has three of a kind, Kings Dealer: BurnleyMik has a pair of Eights Rosie_m_t [observer]: mik woke up Dealer: Game #9781380106: weegem wins pot (2620) with three of a kind, Kings Al Eleven [observer]: should have stayed disconnected BM Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781393244 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 75 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: he back! BurnleyMik: this internet is crazy Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem folds BurnleyMik: looooool Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: Game #9781393244: zagga wins pot (150) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781398661 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 75 Dealer: BurnleyMik posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds BurnleyMik: u guys have had an unfair advantage! Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9781398661: BurnleyMik wins pot (150) Al Eleven [observer]: I don't Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781404599 Dealer: BurnleyMik posts small blind 75 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Rosie_m_t [observer]: noone said poker was fair, Mik BurnleyMik: I would have won this easily!! mauzj: If I raise you, will the computer auto-fold you? Dealer: stephenrhall, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: stephenrhall folds BurnleyMik: loooooooool Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds BurnleyMik: probably Dealer: zagga raises 1352 to 1502 and is all-in Dealer: BurnleyMik, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds BurnleyMik: they said 3-5 days, then it comes back on!! loool Dealer: Game #9781404599: zagga wins pot (375) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand mauzj: nice steal Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781417333 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 75 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9781417333: stephenrhall wins pot (150) Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781422675 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 75 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: BurnleyMik folds mauzj: Tan has becoe less aggressive BurnleyMik: i was chip leader when I left! Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 300 to 450 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: he's only PFR'd 15.2% now Dealer: Game #9781422675: TanOrpheus wins pot (375) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781428490 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 75 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem calls 75 Dealer: mauzj checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Qc 5h 3c] Al Eleven [observer]: he must have disconnected too BurnleyMik: rosie is chi leader??? Dealer: weegem checks Dealer: mauzj checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [4c] BurnleyMik: oh no!! Dealer: weegem checks Dealer: mauzj checks Dealer: Dealing River: [Jh] Dealer: weegem checks BurnleyMik: thats trouble! Dealer: mauzj bets 150 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Game #9781428490: mauzj wins pot (300) Dealer: mauzj shows [3h Js] two pair, Jacks and Threes Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781436743 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 75 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: Rosie is a pro Quixote8 [observer]: bounty bounty bounty Dealer: BurnleyMik raises 598 to 748 and is all-in Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds BurnleyMik: good fold Dealer: Game #9781436743: BurnleyMik wins pot (375) Dealer: BurnleyMik doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781444546 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 75 Dealer: BurnleyMik posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards BurnleyMik: ;-) mauzj: good steal Dealer: TanOrpheus folds zagga: rosie v suffolk HU... odds on that? BurnleyMik: thanks Dealer: stephenrhall raises 300 to 450 Dealer: weegem folds TanOrpheus: that u know how much my PFR % is should make you worry about yourself more than me ;-) zagga: lol np the_cloud71 [observer]: the MILK is back!!!!! Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: BurnleyMik raises 523 to 973 and is all-in Dealer: stephenrhall calls 523 mauzj: my pfr is only 5.6% mauzj: I'm a coward Dealer: Dealing Flop: [9d 7c 8c] stephenrhall: noo! Dealer: Dealing Turn: [4h] BurnleyMik: woooooooooooo Dealer: Dealing River: [2c] Dealer: BurnleyMik has three of a kind, Sevens Dealer: stephenrhall has a pair of Jacks mauzj: wow the_cloud71 [observer]: looooool Dealer: Game #9781444546: BurnleyMik wins pot (2021) with three of a kind, Sevens BurnleyMik: yeah baby! Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781455898 Dealer: BurnleyMik posts small blind 75 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards BurnleyMik: SHIP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mauzj: good read BMM Dealer: stephenrhall raises 300 to 450 zagga: ul steph Dealer: weegem folds BurnleyMik: u like that? Dealer: mauzj folds zagga: fiiiiiiiiiiiiishy!! Dealer: zagga folds BurnleyMik: just like Phil Ivey! mauzj: He's shagging the dealer Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Al Eleven [observer]: more like a Miami Trout BurnleyMik: u watchin again>? Dealer: TanOrpheus folds the_cloud71 [observer]: just like Phil Mitchell Dealer: Game #9781455898: stephenrhall wins pot (375) Dealer: stephenrhall shows [Kd As] high card Ace BurnleyMik: loool Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781463864 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 75 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: lol Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds BurnleyMik: sorry Ste Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 150 to 300 Dealer: stephenrhall folds BurnleyMik: I didnt have a lot of choice really Dealer: Game #9781463864: TanOrpheus wins pot (300) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand mauzj: good steal Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781469657 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 75 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: mauzj calls 150 Dealer: zagga folds BurnleyMik: are you not bored of saying that mau? Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [6s 7h 2d] mauzj: I copy and paste it Dealer: weegem checks BurnleyMik: looooool Dealer: mauzj bets 450 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Game #9781469657: mauzj wins pot (375) Dealer: mauzj doesn't show hand zagga: nice river mauz Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781480834 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 75 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: nice hand mate Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Game #9781480834: mauzj wins pot (150) Dealer: mauzj shows [Jc 5h] high card Jack Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781484004 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 75 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: wow Dealer: BurnleyMik folds mauzj: you guys must be scared of me Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem folds zagga: hmm Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: Game #9781484004: zagga wins pot (150) Quixote8 [observer]: go go edge Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781488909 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 75 Dealer: BurnleyMik posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 150 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: BurnleyMik checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [9c Qd Jc] Dealer: BurnleyMik checks Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 300 Dealer: BurnleyMik folds mauzj: good steal Dealer: Game #9781488909: TanOrpheus wins pot (375) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781497738 Dealer: BurnleyMik posts small blind 75 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem folds BurnleyMik: dont ever do that again! Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds BurnleyMik: limp and then bet the flop....... tut tut Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: Game #9781497738: TanOrpheus wins pot (150) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781504315 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 75 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: BurnleyMik raises 300 to 450 Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 375 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ts 3c As] Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 600 BurnleyMik: oh.... Dealer: BurnleyMik, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act BurnleyMik: AJ Dealer: BurnleyMik folds TanOrpheus: aww spoil sport mauzj: Tan must be a very lucky guy Dealer: Game #9781504315: TanOrpheus wins pot (1050) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand mauzj: he's always betting and raising Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781516534 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 75 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 150 Dealer: stephenrhall folds BurnleyMik: but u have not seen his luck! Dealer: weegem checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ah 3d Kh] Dealer: weegem checks TanOrpheus: when u raise this much u dont need luck :) Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [8c] Dealer: weegem checks Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: Dealing River: [Ad] mauzj: are you bluffing? BurnleyMik: he might have 8 2 and ,ade his str8 or something! Dealer: weegem bets 150 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9781516534: weegem wins pot (375) Dealer: weegem doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781526518 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 75 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards TanOrpheus: always Dealer: zagga raises 450 to 600 Quixote8 [observer]: ordinarily id back tan Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: i'mm unlucky and have to wait for a hand Quixote8 [observer]: but he hasnt faced the edge up until now Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: Game #9781526518: zagga wins pot (375) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781533843 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 75 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: nice steal zagga BurnleyMik: is this guy a legend? Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall raises 300 to 450 Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: who? zagga: river again mauzj: Zagga? Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9781533843: stephenrhall wins pot (375) BurnleyMik: Zagga is without a doubt! Dealer: stephenrhall doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781540677 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 75 Dealer: BurnleyMik posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards BurnleyMik: but I mean u Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: Zagga taught me everything I know zagga: leg end maybe Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9781540677: BurnleyMik wins pot (150) Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 100/200 mauzj: I'm a proud breakeven poker player Dealer: BurnleyMik doesn't show hand mauzj: I haven't made a dime in 3 years Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781547592 Dealer: BurnleyMik posts small blind 100 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: stephenrhall folds BurnleyMik: lololololololol Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj raises 400 to 600 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: BurnleyMik folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9781547592: mauzj wins pot (500) Dealer: mauzj doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781553881 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 100 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds zagga: i reckon suffolks the man to watch now.... Dealer: BurnleyMik raises 1046 to 1246 and is all-in Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 1102 to 2348 and is all-in Dealer: stephenrhall folds TanOrpheus: not even from the ads on your blog ? Dealer: Dealing Flop: [7h 3c 4s] BurnleyMik: hit! BurnleyMik: hit! Dealer: Dealing Turn: [4d] Dealer: Dealing River: [Kh] Dealer: TanOrpheus has two pair, Fives and Fours Dealer: BurnleyMik has a pair of Fours TanOrpheus: ul BM Dealer: Game #9781553881: TanOrpheus wins pot (2692) with two pair, Fives and Fours Dealer: BurnleyMik finished the tournament in 12th place BurnleyMik [observer]: oh fak mauzj: ul mate Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781564759 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 100 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: gg BM mauzj: as I said mauzj: Tan is very lucky Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds zagga: bouty hunted!!! Dealer: TanOrpheus folds BurnleyMik [observer]: 5 5??? loooooooooool Dealer: stephenrhall folds the_cloud71 [observer]: gg BM Dealer: Game #9781564759: weegem wins pot (200) Dealer: weegem doesn't show hand BurnleyMik [observer]: gg guys Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781570642 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 100 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds BurnleyMik [observer]: nice isolation though Dealer: stephenrhall folds Al Eleven [observer]: well done Tan, $5 coming from me for that fine piece of work Dealer: weegem folds BurnleyMik [observer]: gl fellas Dealer: Game #9781570642: mauzj wins pot (200) Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781575270 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 100 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: cheers Dealer: TanOrpheus folds TanOrpheus: yay I'm on a freeroll now Dealer: stephenrhall folds BurnleyMik [observer]: hahaha bloody sweaty socks!!!! Dealer: weegem folds zagga: lol Dealer: mauzj raises 200 to 400 Dealer: zagga folds BurnleyMik [observer]: ;-) Dealer: Game #9781575270: mauzj wins pot (400) Dealer: mauzj doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781582476 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 100 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: outlasted you miky boy! Dealer: stephenrhall raises 857 to 1057 and is all-in Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds zagga: milky! Dealer: Game #9781582476: stephenrhall wins pot (500) Dealer: stephenrhall doesn't show hand BurnleyMik [observer]: again! Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781590910 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 100 Dealer: stephenrhall posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: aye Dealer: weegem folds BurnleyMik [observer]: ur the man! zagga: lol Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds zagga: n u the milkman! Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 100 Dealer: stephenrhall checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [7h 7s As] Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: stephenrhall checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [2s] Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 400 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: Game #9781590910: TanOrpheus wins pot (400) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781598939 Dealer: stephenrhall posts small blind 100 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards BurnleyMik [observer]: hahahaha Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 600 to 800 Dealer: stephenrhall folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Game #9781598939: TanOrpheus wins pot (500) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781605259 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 100 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards BurnleyMik [observer]: I would have won if Tan hadnt donked more than half his stack on 5 5!!! Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: stephenrhall folds BurnleyMik [observer]: ;-) Dealer: weegem raises 400 to 600 Dealer: mauzj folds zagga: he was ahead to be fair...! Dealer: Game #9781605259: weegem wins pot (400) Dealer: weegem doesn't show hand TanOrpheus: lol Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781610847 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 100 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards BurnleyMik [observer]: NEVER! Dealer: TanOrpheus folds zagga: lol Dealer: stephenrhall raises 857 to 1057 and is all-in Dealer: weegem folds Administrator: $3.50 Triple Shootout to Sunday Million [6-max] starts in 10 minutes. To register see T49449077 under the Tourney/Satellite/Cash tab. Two Seats Guaranteed. Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: zagga folds BurnleyMik [observer]: I am always ahead in my mind! Dealer: Game #9781610847: stephenrhall wins pot (500) Dealer: stephenrhall doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781618573 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 100 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: stephenrhall raises 1157 to 1357 and is all-in Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj raises 1157 to 2514 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds BurnleyMik [observer]: uh oh Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Qh 4s 6s] BurnleyMik [observer]: RACE! Dealer: Dealing Turn: [9h] Dealer: Dealing River: [Ac] mauzj: nice river Dealer: stephenrhall has a pair of Jacks Dealer: mauzj has a pair of Aces stephenrhall: **** BurnleyMik [observer]: ooooohhhh Quixote8 [observer]: you fish! Dealer: Game #9781618573: mauzj wins pot (3014) with a pair of Aces Dealer: stephenrhall finished the tournament in 10th place Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781578749 Dealer: PokerMunk3y posts small blind 100 Dealer: SuffolkPunch posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t raises 280 to 480 and is all-in Dealer: PokerMunk3y folds Dealer: SuffolkPunch calls 280 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [3h Jd Ts] cadmunkey: i win $5? BurnleyMik [observer]: yes Dealer: Dealing Turn: [5s] BurnleyMik [observer]: yes Dealer: Dealing River: [9s] the_cloud71 [observer]: yep Dealer: SuffolkPunch has high card Ace Dealer: Rosie_m_t has a pair of Jacks Dealer: Game #9781578749: Rosie_m_t wins pot (1060) with a pair of Jacks BurnleyMik [observer]: yyes!!! Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781586119 Dealer: SuffolkPunch posts small blind 100 Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards BurnleyMik [observer]: SHIP IT! cadmunkey: first time i won something on stars in months Quixote8 [observer]: wp Quixote8 [observer]: gg Quixote8 [observer]: all cadmunkey: woohooo Dealer: simonjjj raises 400 to 600 Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds the_cloud71 [observer]: I'll send it now Cad Dealer: PokerMunk3y folds Dealer: SuffolkPunch folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds cadmunkey: cheers Dealer: Game #9781586119: simonjjj wins pot (500) Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781592468 Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 100 Dealer: simonjjj posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Rosie_m_t: gg Quix Dealer: Rosie_m_t raises 860 to 1060 and is all-in Dealer: PokerMunk3y calls 814 and is all-in Dealer: SuffolkPunch folds Dealer: cadmunkey, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Qd 5h 9h] Rosie_m_t: ubh oh Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Qs] Dealer: Dealing River: [Kc] Dealer: Rosie_m_t has a pair of Queens Dealer: PokerMunk3y has two pair, Queens and Sevens Rosie_m_t: gg Dealer: Game #9781592468: PokerMunk3y wins pot (1928) with two pair, Queens and Sevens mauzj [observer]: Why does simon look like the girl Qixotte shagged last week? Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781603044 Dealer: simonjjj posts small blind 100 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: PokerMunk3y folds Dealer: SuffolkPunch folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: simonjjj folds cadmunkey: shes hot stuff Dealer: Game #9781603044: Rosie_m_t wins pot (200) Dealer: Rosie_m_t shows [As 4s] high card Ace Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781608005 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts small blind 100 Dealer: PokerMunk3y posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: SuffolkPunch folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: simonjjj raises 300 to 500 Dealer: Rosie_m_t calls 246 and is all-in Dealer: PokerMunk3y folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ts 2d 8s] Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Jh] Dealer: Dealing River: [4d] Dealer: Rosie_m_t has a pair of Eights Dealer: simonjjj has high card Ace Dealer: Game #9781608005: Rosie_m_t wins pot (892) with a pair of Eights Administrator: $3.50 Triple Shootout to Sunday Million [6-max] starts in 10 minutes. To register see T49449077 under the Tourney/Satellite/Cash tab. Two Seats Guaranteed. Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781615066 Dealer: PokerMunk3y posts small blind 100 Dealer: SuffolkPunch posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t raises 692 to 892 and is all-in Dealer: PokerMunk3y folds Dealer: SuffolkPunch folds Dealer: Game #9781615066: Rosie_m_t wins pot (500) Dealer: Rosie_m_t doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781619590 Dealer: SuffolkPunch posts small blind 100 Dealer: cadmunkey posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t raises 992 to 1192 and is all-in Dealer: PokerMunk3y folds Dealer: SuffolkPunch folds Dealer: cadmunkey calls 992 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [6h 7h 2c] Dealer: Dealing Turn: [4s] cadmunkey: omfg Dealer: Dealing River: [Qh] Rosie_m_t: comem on! Dealer: cadmunkey has high card Ace Dealer: Rosie_m_t has a pair of Sevens Dealer: Game #9781619590: Rosie_m_t wins pot (2484) with a pair of Sevens Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781627806 Dealer: weegem was moved from another table and will be allowed to play after the button Dealer: cadmunkey posts small blind 100 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Rosie_m_t: sry TanOrpheus: mauzj is Very Lucky zagga: welcome to final table.. BurnleyMik [observer]: HARSH! Quixote8 [observer]: the edge is a disgrace Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Rosie_m_t: v harsh mauzj: sorry BurnleyMik [observer]: gg ste Dealer: zagga raises 702 to 902 and is all-in Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: PokerMunk3y folds Dealer: SuffolkPunch folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: mauzj folds Quixote8 [observer]: who invited this guy anyhow Dealer: Game #9781627806: zagga wins pot (500) Dealer: Congratulations! You have reached the final table Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand TanOrpheus: his machine told him to call mauzj: I've rivered peopel all over the place stephenrhall [observer]: cya on the HORSE Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781636031 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 100 Dealer: simonjjj posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: zagga folds BurnleyMik [observer]: lool mauzj: I'm using Texas Calculate Dealer: Rosie_m_t raises 800 to 1000 BurnleyMik [observer]: u will definately! TanOrpheus: we can tell Dealer: PokerMunk3y folds Dealer: SuffolkPunch folds mauzj: and it told me to re-raise his JJ. Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: Game #9781636031: Rosie_m_t wins pot (500) Dealer: Rosie_m_t doesn't show hand Quixote8 [observer]: thanks for the boutny cloud Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781644412 Dealer: simonjjj posts small blind 100 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: Why did my windows all flicker funny just now? Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: PokerMunk3y folds Dealer: SuffolkPunch folds TanOrpheus: computer says its always right stephenrhall [observer]: thats the poker gods Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: cadmunkey raises 801 to 1001 and is all-in Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds mauzj: Don't knock TC! Quixote8 [observer]: or its a crap monitor Dealer: Game #9781644412: cadmunkey wins pot (500) Dealer: cadmunkey doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781652213 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 100 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds stephenrhall [observer]: they're coming to get you for worshipping false idols Dealer: PokerMunk3y folds Dealer: SuffolkPunch folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: cadmunkey folds mauzj: Sorry stephen Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 800 to 1000 the_cloud71 [observer]: no probs juice - why aren't we at the final table - and BM??? Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9781652213: TanOrpheus wins pot (400) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781659804 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 100 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Quixote8 [observer]: the milk man mauzj: Do you mind if I stroke your leg simon? Al Eleven [observer]: it's rigged cloud!!!! BurnleyMik [observer]: its working in reverse order this week Quixote8 [observer]: has only played half a tournie cadmunkey: wot happened to Mik? Dealer: PokerMunk3y calls 200 Dealer: SuffolkPunch folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: cadmunkey calls 200 BurnleyMik [observer]: got slapped by 5 5 stephenrhall [observer]: anymore for HORSE? Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 600 to 800 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds BurnleyMik [observer]: nah, they are all too afraid to try something they dont know!! BurnleyMik [observer]: loooooooooooooooooooooool Dealer: PokerMunk3y, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: PokerMunk3y folds Dealer: cadmunkey, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act the_cloud71 [observer]: I've played HORSE before - heehee Dealer: Player cadmunkey has requested TIME Quixote8 [observer]: its not liek you are offering a threesome with your sister milk Dealer: cadmunkey raises 501 to 1301 and is all-in Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 501 Rosie_m_t: its not afraid, Milk Dealer: Dealing Flop: [8d 2d Jd] cadmunkey: arghhhhhh Rosie_m_t: I have no fear Dealer: Dealing Turn: [7s] Quixote8 [observer]: its horse BurnleyMik [observer]: loool Dealer: Dealing River: [Th] cadmunkey: hahaha Dealer: cadmunkey has a pair of Eights Dealer: TanOrpheus has two pair, Sevens and Deuces mauzj: shocking! Dealer: Game #9781659804: TanOrpheus wins pot (3102) with two pair, Sevens and Deuces Dealer: cadmunkey finished the tournament in 9th place TanOrpheus: Hammerrrrrrr! mauzj: What a fish! zagga: vnh! Quixote8 [observer]: its horse Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781682051 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts small blind 100 Dealer: PokerMunk3y posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Quixote8 [observer]: legend! mauzj: Shut it Rosie_m_t: vvn zagga: gg cad Al Eleven [observer]: thats more like it mauzj: That wasn't the hammer Quixote8 [observer]: mj Dealer: SuffolkPunch folds Dealer: weegem folds cadmunkey [observer]: re history Quixote8 [observer]: nh TanOrpheus: put that in your TC Edge ! mauzj: Just after Stephen warns us about false idols... Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t raises 1200 to 1400 Dealer: PokerMunk3y folds BurnleyMik [observer]: so u made the comeback after all mauzj Dealer: Game #9781682051: Rosie_m_t wins pot (400) BurnleyMik [observer]: nice one! Dealer: Rosie_m_t doesn't show hand mauzj: comeback? Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781692123 Dealer: PokerMunk3y posts small blind 100 Dealer: SuffolkPunch posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: weegem folds TanOrpheus: UL cadmunkey gg mauzj: This is only temporary BurnleyMik [observer]: you have seen the light! Quixote8 [observer]: I got a screenshot of that Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act mauzj: Tan is lucky and is going to win this later. Dealer: mauzj folds BurnleyMik [observer]: I heard you gave up poker because u were rubbish Dealer: simonjjj raises 350 to 550 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: PokerMunk3y folds mauzj: I'm not rubbish Dealer: SuffolkPunch calls 350 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [5h 7s Jh] mauzj: I'm breakeven Dealer: SuffolkPunch checks Dealer: simonjjj bets 800 Dealer: SuffolkPunch calls 800 Dealer: Dealing Turn: [8h] BurnleyMik [observer]: thats what all the rubbish players say! Dealer: SuffolkPunch checks Quixote8 [observer]: who said that milk? BurnleyMik [observer]: ;-) Dealer: simonjjj checks Dealer: Dealing River: [9c] BurnleyMik [observer]: Spid Dealer: SuffolkPunch bets 800 BurnleyMik [observer]: ;-) Quixote8 [observer]: who? Dealer: simonjjj raises 844 to 1644 and is all-in Dealer: SuffolkPunch calls 844 Rosie_m_t: lol Dealer: simonjjj has a flush, Ace high Dealer: SuffolkPunch has a straight, Seven to Jack SuffolkPunch: nh Dealer: Game #9781692123: simonjjj wins pot (6088) with a flush, Ace high Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781708267 Dealer: SuffolkPunch posts small blind 100 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: Is Quixote going to put a bounty on someone's head? Quixote8 [observer]: never heard of him? simonjjj: ty Dealer: mauzj folds BurnleyMik [observer]: it may just be a nasty runour Dealer: simonjjj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act BurnleyMik [observer]: *rumour mauzj: Probably true Dealer: simonjjj folds BurnleyMik [observer]: loool Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 500 to 700 Dealer: zagga folds mauzj: But that doesn't mean I can't get lucky. Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: PokerMunk3y raises 428 to 1128 and is all-in Dealer: SuffolkPunch folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 428 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [8c Ah Th] BurnleyMik [observer]: Damn Right! Dealer: Dealing Turn: [4c] Dealer: Dealing River: [Jd] Dealer: TanOrpheus has a pair of Fives Dealer: PokerMunk3y has high card Ace Dealer: Game #9781708267: TanOrpheus wins pot (2556) with a pair of Fives Dealer: PokerMunk3y finished the tournament in 8th place BurnleyMik [observer]: NOT AGAIN! mauzj: wow TanOrpheus: gg munkey Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781720779 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 100 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: nh tan mauzj: tan is so lucky! BurnleyMik [observer]: ur a sik sik man! Quixote8 [observer]: that tan is fearless Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds zagga: gg munkey Dealer: zagga folds Quixote8 [observer]: gg BurnleyMik [observer]: gg munkey Dealer: Rosie_m_t raises 600 to 800 Dealer: SuffolkPunch, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: SuffolkPunch folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: Game #9781720779: Rosie_m_t wins pot (500) Dealer: Rosie_m_t doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781729631 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 100 Dealer: simonjjj posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 200 mauzj: ice steal Dealer: zagga raises 702 to 902 and is all-in Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: SuffolkPunch folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 702 PokerMunk3y [observer]: gg guys BurnleyMik [observer]: ice steal now? ur copy and paste is broken Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Jd 3d Tc] mauzj: go acorn! Dealer: Dealing Turn: [8s] BurnleyMik [observer]: HOLD Dealer: Dealing River: [Qc] TanOrpheus: nh m8 Dealer: TanOrpheus has high card Ace Dealer: zagga has a pair of Tens Dealer: Game #9781729631: zagga wins pot (2104) with a pair of Tens mauzj: good read zagga: tx Rosie_m_t: n1 BurnleyMik [observer]: WOOOOOOO Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781740151 Dealer: simonjjj posts small blind 100 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards the_cloud71 [observer]: n1 zag Dealer: zagga folds coastbuster [observer]: vnh my son zagga: phew! Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds TanOrpheus: good read? BurnleyMik [observer]: nh zag.. ul terminator Dealer: SuffolkPunch raises 400 to 600 Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: he read you like a book mate Al Eleven [observer]: did TC tell you to do that zagga? mauzj: you were screaming out A6 Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: simonjjj folds TanOrpheus: ah course Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 400 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [7c Ah 4c] mauzj: Zagga doesn't have Texas Calculatem Quixote8 [observer]: zagga is such a fish Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: SuffolkPunch bets 800 mauzj: He asks his dog what to do. BurnleyMik [observer]: loooooool zagga: aye thats exactly what i had him on! sooted too!! zagga: ;-) Quixote8 [observer]: he makes the trout look like a desert rat Al Eleven [observer]: lol Nacho knows best Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 800 to 1600 Dealer: SuffolkPunch folds SuffolkPunch: oops Dealer: Game #9781740151: TanOrpheus wins pot (2900) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781755199 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 100 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: SuffolkPunch folds mauzj: T4s! Dealer: weegem raises 400 to 600 Al Eleven [observer]: lol desert rat - well I do live with lots of sand Dealer: mauzj folds zagga: if the dog wags his tail..i call! Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 1200 to 1800 mauzj: What if he bites your balls? zagga: hes frownin... Dealer: zagga, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act zagga: i fold! BurnleyMik [observer]: hahaha Dealer: zagga folds zagga: fast! Al Eleven [observer]: he's got the NUTS Quixote8 [observer]: good old nacho Dealer: weegem raises 145 to 1945 and is all-in Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 145 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [4d 8c 5c] BurnleyMik [observer]: lol @ al Dealer: Dealing Turn: [5s] Dealer: Dealing River: [7d] Dealer: TanOrpheus has a pair of Fives Dealer: weegem has a pair of Fives - Ace+King kicker TanOrpheus: nh Dealer: Game #9781755199: weegem wins pot (4090) with a pair of Fives weegem: ty Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781768353 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 100 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards BurnleyMik [observer]: Tan is in Donation mode! Dealer: SuffolkPunch raises 481 to 681 and is all-in Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj calls 681 Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 681 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [3s 4s 9s] Dealer: mauzj checks Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [4c] Dealer: mauzj checks Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: Dealing River: [Qc] Dealer: mauzj checks Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 600 Dealer: mauzj folds BurnleyMik [observer]: gl suffolk Dealer: TanOrpheus has two pair, Queens and Fours Dealer: SuffolkPunch has two pair, Fours and Deuces zagga: gaun yersel weegem! Dealer: Game #9781768353: TanOrpheus wins pot (2343) with two pair, Queens and Fours Dealer: SuffolkPunch finished the tournament in 7th place Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781777523 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts small blind 100 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards BurnleyMik [observer]: ouch. gg sir zagga: gg suffolk TanOrpheus: gg Dealer: mauzj folds SuffolkPunch [observer]: ggg SuffolkPunch [observer]: gl Rosie_m_t: gg the_cloud71 [observer]: gg sp Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds BurnleyMik [observer]: you can talk about that on TV!!! mauzj: good read mate Dealer: zagga raises 1604 to 1804 and is all-in Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: weegem folds Rosie_m_t: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR mauzj: I'm pulling my hat down Dealer: Game #9781777523: zagga wins pot (500) Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 100/200 ante 25 Dealer: zagga shows [7d 2s] high card Seven mauzj: MAGIC! zagga: hammmmmmer!! Quixote8 [observer]: skills! BurnleyMik [observer]: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781788632 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 100 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Rosie_m_t: couldn't have beatenb that mauzj: give Nacho a treat BurnleyMik [observer]: Rosie is flinching now! zagga: never! Dealer: simonjjj raises 400 to 600 Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 600 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: weegem folds Rosie_m_t: i'm too pissed to flinch Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [6h 3c Kh] Quixote8 [observer]: thats the botox Dealer: simonjjj bets 1000 Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 1000 Dealer: Dealing Turn: [9c] BurnleyMik [observer]: hahahaha Dealer: simonjjj checks zagga: hehehehe Al Eleven [observer]: lol Q Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 1600 Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: Game #9781788632: TanOrpheus wins pot (3650) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand zagga: lines of the night... Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781802675 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 100 Dealer: simonjjj posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: zagga raises 600 to 800 Rosie_m_t: ok Rosie_m_t: why not Dealer: Rosie_m_t, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: Rosie_m_t raises 1934 to 2734 and is all-in Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: zagga calls 1254 and is all-in BurnleyMik [observer]: oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Dealer: Dealing Flop: [2c 7h 6s] Rosie_m_t: thats why! BurnleyMik [observer]: 8 Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Tc] Dealer: Dealing River: [6c] BurnleyMik [observer]: 89 Dealer: zagga has two pair, Aces and Sixes Dealer: Rosie_m_t has two pair, Eights and Sixes Dealer: Game #9781802675: zagga wins pot (4558) with two pair, Aces and Sixes Rosie_m_t: i knew it mauzj: poor rosie BurnleyMik [observer]: nh mauzj: ;{ Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781815979 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts small blind 100 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Rosie_m_t: suspicious raise stephenrhall [observer]: ul rosie Quixote8 [observer]: ul zagga: soz gal Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Rosie_m_t: np coastbuster [observer]: vvnh my son Dealer: weegem folds BurnleyMik [observer]: another comeback required Rosie! Rosie_m_t: i can come back! zagga: thx Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: simonjjj raises 600 to 800 Quixote8 [observer]: yeah she came back from 100 chips earlier BurnleyMik [observer]: wp Zagga... good read! Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9781815979: simonjjj wins pot (550) BurnleyMik [observer]: or Nacho... whoever Dealer: simonjjj doesn't show hand Rosie_m_t: it was nacho Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781824013 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 100 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: weegem folds mauzj: give the dog a bone zagga: can i say i had a pair?..! Al Eleven [observer]: he's been lucky all night coastbuster the_cloud71 [observer]: come on Rosie!!! Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 400 to 600 Dealer: zagga folds Rosie_m_t: i think Tan should give me some chips mauzj: I told Al I had aces earlier Dealer: Game #9781824013: TanOrpheus wins pot (550) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand mauzj: but he still called Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781830797 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 100 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards coastbuster [observer]: good good Quixote8 [observer]: good old coastbuster Rosie_m_t: he can spare em Dealer: weegem folds TanOrpheus: ok i'll try :) Dealer: mauzj folds Al Eleven [observer]: but I had the hammer!!!!! Dealer: simonjjj raises 500 to 700 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: zagga folds Rosie_m_t: ok, I have to try now Rosie_m_t: gl me Dealer: Rosie_m_t, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: Rosie_m_t calls 405 and is all-in Al Eleven [observer]: I had you so dominated mauz Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Th Js 3s] Rosie_m_t: feck Dealer: Dealing Turn: [7c] Dealer: Dealing River: [Qd] Dealer: Rosie_m_t has a pair of Queens Dealer: simonjjj has high card Ace Dealer: Game #9781830797: Rosie_m_t wins pot (1460) with a pair of Queens mauzj: nice river BurnleyMik [observer]: ship it! TanOrpheus: nh! Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781842968 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts small blind 100 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: nh! Dealer: mauzj folds Quixote8 [observer]: nh Quixote8 [observer]: when in trouble Dealer: simonjjj raises 450 to 650 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Quixote8 [observer]: d Quixote8 [observer]: Dealer: zagga folds Quixote8 [observer]: Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Quixote8 [observer]: mauzj: the game doesn't stop at the turn Quixote8 [observer]: l Quixote8 [observer]: Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Game #9781842968: simonjjj wins pot (650) Quixote8 [observer]: no it stops at the bus stop Dealer: simonjjj doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781850633 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 100 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: simonjjj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 400 to 600 Dealer: zagga folds Rosie_m_t: ok Rosie_m_t: here we go again Dealer: Rosie_m_t raises 710 to 1310 and is all-in Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 710 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ad 5d Th] BurnleyMik [observer]: HOLD mauzj: nice TanOrpheus: nh Dealer: Dealing Turn: [5h] Dealer: Dealing River: [Ah] Dealer: TanOrpheus has a flush, Ace high Dealer: Rosie_m_t has a full house, Aces full of Fives Rosie_m_t: leave it! TanOrpheus: eek Dealer: Game #9781850633: Rosie_m_t wins pot (3070) with a full house, Aces full of Fives BurnleyMik [observer]: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781866194 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 100 Dealer: simonjjj posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus folds stephenrhall [observer]: yeah! Quixote8 [observer]: no QK , tan? mauzj: nice river rosie! Dealer: zagga raises 1000 to 1200 simonjjj: cant get rid of rosie Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: weegem folds TanOrpheus: I was nearly in trouble again the_cloud71 [observer]: another fine comeback... Rosie_m_t: you will soon Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: Game #9781866194: zagga wins pot (650) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand mauzj: aces? Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781874177 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts small blind 100 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Rosie_m_t: you're never in trouble with me, Tan Dealer: zagga folds Rosie_m_t: just your consciencfe Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj raises 600 to 800 Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds TanOrpheus: hehehe Dealer: Game #9781874177: mauzj wins pot (650) Dealer: mauzj doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781881358 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 100 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj: sorry mauzj: i shouldn't steal Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: weegem raises 400 to 600 Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: zagga calls 400 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [6c Kc 8d] Rosie_m_t: cmon A Dealer: zagga bets 600 Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Game #9781881358: zagga wins pot (1450) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781891402 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 100 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds BurnleyMik [observer]: if you can get Tan out we will have a NEW champion again! Dealer: simonjjj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: simonjjj raises 530 to 730 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t calls 530 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [3d Qd 9d] Dealer: Rosie_m_t checks zagga: easier said than done! Dealer: simonjjj bets 880 Quixote8 [observer]: hey weegem Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Quixote8 [observer]: do you have a blog? Dealer: Game #9781891402: simonjjj wins pot (1710) Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781903690 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts small blind 100 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: mauzj folds BurnleyMik [observer]: now the tournament of champions is starting! weegem: yeah although not updated recently Dealer: simonjjj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act BurnleyMik [observer]: gl all Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 400 to 600 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Game #9781903690: TanOrpheus wins pot (650) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Rosie_m_t: just when I think I will push Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781912456 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 100 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Rosie_m_t: tan raises Dealer: simonjjj raises 400 to 600 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: weegem folds TanOrpheus: sry just give us a wink next time so I know Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: Game #9781912456: simonjjj wins pot (650) Rosie_m_t: i'll kick you under the table Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781921031 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 100 Dealer: simonjjj posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 400 to 600 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds BurnleyMik [observer]: he did say "wink" rright? Quixote8 [observer]: he probalby likes it rough Rosie_m_t: did you not feel that? TanOrpheus: ah i wondered who that was Dealer: simonjjj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: Game #9781921031: TanOrpheus wins pot (650) TanOrpheus: I thought A was playin footsie with me Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781928845 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts small blind 100 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Rosie_m_t: yo thought Zagga wanted to play footsie? Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds TanOrpheus: lol Dealer: weegem raises 600 to 800 mauzj: Simon keeps prodding me zagga: arghh! Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9781928845: weegem wins pot (650) Dealer: weegem doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781937773 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 100 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: Rosie_m_t raises 1815 to 2015 and is all-in Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 3185 to 5200 Dealer: zagga folds Rosie_m_t: ohhh Dealer: Dealing Flop: [8d 2d 7d] TanOrpheus: gl hun Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Ah] Dealer: Dealing River: [Qs] Dealer: TanOrpheus has a pair of Sixes Dealer: Rosie_m_t has a pair of Aces TanOrpheus: nh Dealer: Game #9781937773: Rosie_m_t wins pot (4380) with a pair of Aces Rosie_m_t: tyty BurnleyMik [observer]: hahahahahahahaha mauzj: nice river Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781947433 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 100 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: weegem folds Quixote8 [observer]: dont take on rottie , tan Dealer: mauzj folds Quixote8 [observer]: it just causes more pain Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: zagga folds Quixote8 [observer]: wait for the hammer Dealer: Game #9781947433: Rosie_m_t wins pot (350) Dealer: Rosie_m_t shows [Ts Tc] a pair of Tens Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781953559 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts small blind 100 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Al Eleven [observer]: cmon the sweaty socks show BM how we do it in Scotland!! Dealer: mauzj folds zagga: n1! Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t raises 4380 to 4580 and is all-in Dealer: weegem folds BurnleyMik [observer]: hahahahahaha Dealer: Game #9781953559: Rosie_m_t wins pot (550) Dealer: Rosie_m_t doesn't show hand BurnleyMik [observer]: I knew you guys would bite!! Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781959472 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 100 Dealer: mauzj posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards BurnleyMik [observer]: its too easy!!! Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 400 to 600 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: Game #9781959472: TanOrpheus wins pot (650) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781964553 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts small blind 100 Dealer: simonjjj posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: zagga folds Al Eleven [observer]: bite I'm livid - I'ce got a cuban hit man coming over to Engerland Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: weegem raises 400 to 600 Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: Game #9781964553: weegem wins pot (650) Dealer: weegem doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781969960 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts small blind 100 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: weegem raises 400 to 600 Dealer: mauzj folds Dealer: simonjjj folds BurnleyMik [observer]: Cuban? it will be too cold for him in Burnley! Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 400 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [9h Ac 7h] Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 800 Rosie_m_t: burnleys too cold for anyone Dealer: weegem folds BurnleyMik [observer]: he will get beaten up by all the hoodies! Al Eleven [observer]: Burnley's just a village so it shouldn't be hard for him to find you... Dealer: Game #9781969960: TanOrpheus wins pot (1450) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand BurnleyMik [observer]: ooooohhh Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781978136 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 100 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: mauzj folds BurnleyMik [observer]: u dont even live in Scotland! Dealer: simonjjj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 600 to 800 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9781978136: TanOrpheus wins pot (550) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781987539 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: mauzj posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 100 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: weegem folds Al Eleven [observer]: so!!! You think I'm gonna say I'm American? Dealer: mauzj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: mauzj raises 1971 to 2171 and is all-in Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 1971 to 4142 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [5c 8s Ks] mauzj: HAMMER! Al Eleven [observer]: vnh TanOrpheus: nh Dealer: Dealing Turn: [2h] Dealer: Dealing River: [Kh] Dealer: mauzj has two pair, Kings and Deuces Dealer: TanOrpheus has two pair, Kings and Tens TanOrpheus: ul Dealer: Game #9781987539: TanOrpheus wins pot (4792) with two pair, Kings and Tens Dealer: mauzj finished the tournament in 6th place zagga: ul mauz Dealer: Starting new hand: #9781997466 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts small blind 100 Dealer: weegem posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: great effort mauzj [observer]: nice river mate Dealer: simonjjj folds Al Eleven [observer]: tough luck mauz - what a suck out Tan Dealer: TanOrpheus folds TanOrpheus: gg E Dealer: zagga raises 1000 to 1200 Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds BurnleyMik [observer]: gg edge Dealer: weegem folds Rosie_m_t: gg mauzj [observer]: thanks guys Rosie_m_t: v ul Dealer: Game #9781997466: zagga wins pot (625) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782005531 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: weegem posts small blind 100 Dealer: simonjjj posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj [observer]: I'm going to sacrice a duck to the Bingo god now Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: zagga folds mauzj [observer]: that hammer didn't work Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: weegem folds Dealer: Game #9782005531: simonjjj wins pot (325) Dealer: simonjjj doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782009881 Dealer: weegem posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts small blind 100 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards BurnleyMik [observer]: hope u enjoyed it! Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds Dealer: weegem raises 1440 to 1640 and is all-in Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 1440 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [8s Js 3c] Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Th] Dealer: Dealing River: [9s] Administrator: $650 Qualifier to the 2007 WSOP $10,000 Main Event starts in 10 minutes. To register see T48874110 under the Events/WSOP/CashSatellite tab. Dealer: TanOrpheus has a straight, Seven to Jack Dealer: weegem has a pair of Jacks Dealer: Game #9782009881: TanOrpheus wins pot (3505) with a straight, Seven to Jack Dealer: weegem finished the tournament in 5th place zagga: wow! Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782017653 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 100 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 200 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: ul weegem mauzj [observer]: I would have preferred it if Simon stopped groping my leg. Dealer: Rosie_m_t folds simonjjj: lol Rosie_m_t: oooooh no Rosie_m_t: bubble time zagga: but vnh! Dealer: simonjjj, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: simonjjj raises 600 to 800 Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 700 Al Eleven [observer]: vnh Tan Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [7h 9d 4s] Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Al Eleven [observer]: Shows it works!! Rosie_m_t: i don't want another banner! BurnleyMik [observer]: it was his avatar! Dealer: simonjjj checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [2c] Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 800 Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: Game #9782017653: TanOrpheus wins pot (1900) Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 200/400 ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Al Eleven [observer]: cmon acorn BurnleyMik [observer]: loool @ rosie... I can see it coming ! Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782029896 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: Rosie_m_t posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 1000 to 1400 Dealer: zagga folds Rosie_m_t: **** it Rosie_m_t: rather know now Dealer: Rosie_m_t, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act Dealer: Rosie_m_t raises 2980 to 4380 and is all-in Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 2980 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [8h 2s Th] Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Js] Dealer: Dealing River: [7d] Dealer: Rosie_m_t has high card King Dealer: TanOrpheus has a pair of Threes Dealer: Game #9782029896: TanOrpheus wins pot (9060) with a pair of Threes Dealer: Rosie_m_t finished the tournament in 4th place zagga: gg rosie Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782042540 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: simonjjj posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj [observer]: nice river tan TanOrpheus: ul babe sorry Rosie_m_t [observer]: gg all stephenrhall [observer]: ul rosie Dealer: zagga raises 3808 to 4208 and is all-in Dealer: simonjjj folds Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Rosie_m_t [observer]: np the_cloud71 [observer]: never seen so many outs Dealer: Game #9782042540: zagga wins pot (1075) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand BurnleyMik [observer]: BUBBLE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rosie_m_t [observer]: c'est poker Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782047035 Dealer: simonjjj posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards BurnleyMik [observer]: gg rosie Dealer: simonjjj raises 800 to 1200 BurnleyMik [observer]: ul Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: zagga raises 3658 to 4858 and is all-in Dealer: simonjjj calls 1888 and is all-in BurnleyMik [observer]: another Banner!!!! hahahahahahaha Dealer: Dealing Flop: [6d Kc Tc] Rosie_m_t [observer]: Tan, best not call me babe when you take me out with a tiny pair Dealer: Dealing Turn: [3s] Dealer: Dealing River: [Ac] Dealer: zagga has three of a kind, Sixes Dealer: simonjjj has a pair of Kings Dealer: Game #9782047035: zagga wins pot (6451) with three of a kind, Sixes Dealer: simonjjj finished the tournament in 3rd place Dealer: We are now Heads Up zagga: TanOrpheus: i thought it might help ? Rosie_m_t [observer]: wello done A BurnleyMik [observer]: lol Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782057553 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards TanOrpheus: nh A, babe Al Eleven [observer]: n1 zagga!!! Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 200 BurnleyMik [observer]: gg Simon mate Rosie_m_t [observer]: well done Tan Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [5d 2c Qs] Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 800 zagga: gg tan Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9782057553: TanOrpheus wins pot (850) simonjjj [observer]: cheers, another decent finish i guess Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782063296 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga raises 7371 to 7771 and is all-in Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Al Eleven [observer]: $5 bounty on Tan's head zagga - to keep my record of 2 wins ;) Quixote8 [observer]: gl tan and zagga Dealer: Game #9782063296: zagga wins pot (850) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand TanOrpheus: hammerr ? Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782069383 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: lol nope Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 200 Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Jd 8s Ad] Dealer: zagga bets 1200 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9782069383: zagga wins pot (850) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782075114 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9782075114: TanOrpheus wins pot (450) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782077914 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 1200 to 1600 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9782077914: TanOrpheus wins pot (850) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782082069 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga calls 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Qh 3d 2d] Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Ks] Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: zagga bets 800 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9782082069: zagga wins pot (850) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782089099 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards mauzj [observer]: Anyone want to make a bet on the winner? Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9782089099: zagga wins pot (450) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782092169 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: long odds on me! Rosie_m_t [observer]: i don't want to Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9782092169: TanOrpheus wins pot (450) Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782095190 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 800 to 1200 mauzj [observer]: 2:1 ??? the_cloud71 [observer]: 7/4 zag Dealer: zagga calls 800 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [6s 9h Qh] Al Eleven [observer]: what odds you giving on Tan? could cover my $5 bounty ;) Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 2000 Dealer: zagga folds mauzj [observer]: 1:2 Dealer: Game #9782095190: TanOrpheus wins pot (2450) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782102589 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga raises 800 to 1200 Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 6400 to 7600 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9782102589: TanOrpheus wins pot (2450) Dealer: TanOrpheus shows [2s 7c] high card Seven Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782108517 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards zagga: lol nh Rosie_m_t [observer]: unbeatable TanOrpheus: ;-) Quixote8 [observer]: hes sure does love that hand Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 200 Dealer: zagga raises 5546 to 5946 and is all-in Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9782108517: zagga wins pot (850) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782113863 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga raises 1200 to 1600 Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 1200 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Jh 8h Kh] Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: zagga bets 4771 and is all-in Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9782113863: zagga wins pot (3250) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782121066 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9782121066: zagga wins pot (450) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Rosie_m_t [observer]: Come on A Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782123648 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga raises 2800 to 3200 Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 2800 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [5h 8s Tc] BurnleyMik [observer]: dont let him win for a third time Zag!!! mauzj [observer]: Can I hire a lapdancer for Tan to put him off? Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 5600 Dealer: zagga calls 5021 and is all-in Dealer: Dealing Turn: [As] Dealer: Dealing River: [8h] Dealer: TanOrpheus has a pair of Eights Dealer: zagga has three of a kind, Eights TanOrpheus: nh m8 Dealer: Game #9782123648: zagga wins pot (16492) with three of a kind, Eights Rosie_m_t [observer]: yay zagga: tx coastbuster [observer]: that Nacho is an exuberant dog Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782132775 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 200 mauzj [observer]: nice river mate Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [7s 7h 5c] Spid [observer]: gl guys Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 800 Dealer: zagga calls 800 Dealer: Dealing Turn: [Qd] Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: Dealing River: [7d] Dealer: zagga bets 2000 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9782132775: zagga wins pot (2450) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782141935 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga raises 8400 to 8800 BurnleyMik [observer]: SHIP IT BABY! Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9782141935: zagga wins pot (850) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782145971 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 200 Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Ah Jc 3s] Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 600 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9782145971: TanOrpheus wins pot (850) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782151652 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards BurnleyMik [observer]: nothing personal tan! Dealer: zagga raises 6800 to 7200 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9782151652: zagga wins pot (850) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782155511 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 800 to 1200 Dealer: zagga calls 800 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [5s 4h 3d] Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 1200 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9782155511: TanOrpheus wins pot (2450) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782162182 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga raises 3600 to 4000 Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 4558 to 8558 and is all-in Dealer: zagga calls 4558 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [7c 8s Ts] Dealer: Dealing Turn: [6s] Dealer: Dealing River: [As] Dealer: TanOrpheus has a pair of Aces Dealer: zagga has high card Ace zagga: nh Dealer: Game #9782162182: TanOrpheus wins pot (17166) with a pair of Aces TanOrpheus: ty Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782170288 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Al Eleven [observer]: cmon zagga mauzj [observer]: nie river mate Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 200 Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [4c 6s Kc] Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [8s] Dealer: zagga bets 1200 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Quixote8 [observer]: pull out the magic zagga Dealer: Game #9782170288: zagga wins pot (850) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Quixote8 [observer]: unleash the hammer Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782175759 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga raises 2400 to 2800 Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 8400 to 11200 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9782175759: TanOrpheus wins pot (5650) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782181885 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 200 Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [5c Ad 3c] Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: Dealing Turn: [5s] Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: Dealing River: [As] Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: TanOrpheus checks Dealer: zagga has two pair, Aces and Fives Dealer: TanOrpheus has two pair, Aces and Fives - Jack kicker Dealer: Game #9782181885: TanOrpheus wins pot (850) with two pair, Aces and Fives Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782189220 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9782189220: TanOrpheus wins pot (450) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782191940 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 400 to 800 Dealer: zagga raises 4459 to 5259 and is all-in Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9782191940: zagga wins pot (1650) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782196113 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9782196113: TanOrpheus wins pot (450) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782199087 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 400 to 800 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9782199087: TanOrpheus wins pot (850) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Al Eleven [observer]: Tan can we expect another post if you take this down? Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782202744 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga raises 5034 to 5434 and is all-in Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9782202744: zagga wins pot (850) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782206965 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 200 Dealer: zagga checks Dealer: Dealing Flop: [3d 9c Qc] Dealer: zagga bets 5459 and is all-in Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9782206965: zagga wins pot (850) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand TanOrpheus: prob not mate I'm fitting a new bathroom this week Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782213829 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga raises 5600 to 6000 Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9782213829: zagga wins pot (850) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782218157 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 800 to 1200 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9782218157: TanOrpheus wins pot (850) Al Eleven [observer]: but surely the write up is more important? Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782221528 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga raises 5884 to 6284 and is all-in Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9782221528: zagga wins pot (850) Dealer: zagga shows [2h 7d] high card Seven Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782225617 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards TanOrpheus: nh mate Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 800 to 1200 zagga: ty Dealer: zagga folds Al Eleven [observer]: or have you got a wife that wants the new bathroon? Dealer: Game #9782225617: TanOrpheus wins pot (850) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782229330 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Dealer: zagga raises 5884 to 6284 and is all-in Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9782229330: zagga wins pot (850) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782233314 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards TanOrpheus: no I'm on my own now but need to renovate the flat Dealer: TanOrpheus folds Dealer: Game #9782233314: zagga wins pot (450) Dealer: zagga doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782236492 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Al Eleven [observer]: get a life - thats way too serious!!! Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9782236492: TanOrpheus wins pot (450) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782240016 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts small blind 200 Dealer: zagga posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards TanOrpheus: more profit that way ! Dealer: TanOrpheus raises 800 to 1200 Dealer: zagga folds Dealer: Game #9782240016: TanOrpheus wins pot (850) Dealer: TanOrpheus doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #9782244369 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts the ante 25 Dealer: zagga posts small blind 200 Dealer: TanOrpheus posts big blind 400 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards Al Eleven [observer]: think of all the fun you can have spending yer winnings ... hehehe Dealer: zagga raises 2800 to 3200 Dealer: TanOrpheus calls 2800 Dealer: Dealing Flop: [4d 8c 3s] Dealer: TanOrpheus bets 5200 Dealer: zagga calls 3084 and is all-in mauzj [observer]: I put a hole in my wall so I can watch the neighbours' shower. zagga: Dealer: Dealing Turn: [5d] Dealer: Dealing River: [4c] Dealer: TanOrpheus has two pair, Eights and Fours Dealer: zagga has a pair of Fours TanOrpheus: gg m8 Rosie_m_t [observer]: ahhhhhhh Dealer: Game #9782244369: TanOrpheus wins pot (12618) with two pair, Eights and Fours Dealer: zagga finished the tournament in 2nd place Dealer: TanOrpheus wins the tournament - congratulations! Rosie_m_t [observer]: gg zagga [observer]: wp mate Rosie_m_t [observer]: wd both mauzj [observer]: gg guys Quixote8 [observer]: wp all BurnleyMik [observer]: VGG GUYS! Al Eleven [observer]: wp both TanOrpheus [observer]: wp everyone Rosie_m_t [observer]: wp tan Quixote8 [observer]: welll done tan! BurnleyMik [observer]: wp zagga [observer]: ran out of steam there! Quixote8 [observer]: those hammer plays were magic Al Eleven [observer]: think your catching onto this game now zagga Al Eleven [observer]: ;) Quixote8 [observer]: and well played zagga Rosie_m_t [observer]: you held him off well Quixote8 [observer]: you are in good form at the mo zagga [observer]: well done Tan ,great stuff BurnleyMik [observer]: nah, its just luck! zagga [observer]: cheers guys the_cloud71 [observer]: gg guys Quixote8 [observer]: looks like the trout has some competition Al Eleven [observer]: baaa Must do better Al Eleven [observer]: hope Tan's still fitting bathroom next week hehehe zagga [observer]: need to go one better next week...! zagga [observer]: im the Jimmy White of this game! Quixote8 [observer]: what you only have one testicle? Al Eleven [observer]: aye Nacho got the other zagga [observer]: bigger wans than yoooo!
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