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It's Monday Evening. I'm up at 6am tomorrow. What fun. Annyway, I'm not quite ready to go to bed and am going to ramble instead.


I played in the Bloggerment for the first time in months last night. Rosie convinced me to give it a go, but I think I was too scared and was blinded out into 10th place. I couldn't think of anything useful to say in the chat. And therefore resigned myself to saying either "woof" or "grrr". I hope no one thought I was being rude.

On Friday, my boss told me I had to sort out my life, and while he's right, I'm not really sure what I want which is a bit of an arse. I'm not particularly fussed about things that seem to interest other people such as sports or getting drunk. The Yes Man book that I've read has inspired me to try saying yes to more things. But what's the point if I'll just get bored and annoyed?

Anyway, my buddy is really getting into the trading malarky, and we have a budget to get a hot chick to come work with us. The main requirement for this project is that the chick must be damn hot, easy, and have no employment contract (or we'd get sued). Other than moral boosting, there isn't really a need for her, as we in no way need another person. I'm not sure how this stands in the eyes of employment law, though I'm guess Juice will let me know. Is it permitted to hire a trading assistant purely on looks? Or do I have to have some annoying wannabe alpha male, just because he has qualifications? Will the law frown on me if I reject every male CV? Or can I specify that only hot chicks have a chance?

Anyway, here's a brief job spec:

Hot chick required for traders' assistant role. Chick must be hot, young and single. Required duties will include:

- making tea.
- massages.
- making eggs.
- table dancing.
- excel monkeying.
- short skirts.
- trading strategy development and presentations.

If you know anyone suitable please let me know.