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Taleban update...
I spoke to the local Taleban forces today, in order to get a more complete account of the events described here.
It appears that the local Taleban youth worker was doing some car work for an elderly couple, when an alcohol fueled peasant from the nearby estate walked past in an inebriated state. There had been a previous incident involving parking disagreements, and the peasant decided to unleash a torrent of verbal abuse on the unassuming young Taleban.
Scared for his life, the Taleban dialed 999. Alas, the 999 operator could not forward my good friend to the police, as the switchboard was down. The operator asked my friend to write down the local police station's number instead. All this was happening while the peasant was screaming abuse at him. The operator even asked my friend what all the noise in the background was, as he was having trouble understanding his quivering voice amongst all the background noise. My friend said it was the guy abusing him. The operator then asked my friend to step away from the abusing man...
God! Is this what our taxes pay for? Since immigrating from Asia, the Taleban has made massive contributions to British society, through developing medical equipment, helping the poor with alternative investment strategies, and paying a lot of tax from his various enterprises. Those taxes were then used to fund this comical 999 service, as well as paying for indiginous alcoholics sit in their hovels all day, drinking wife beater and watching Trisha.
It appears that the local Taleban youth worker was doing some car work for an elderly couple, when an alcohol fueled peasant from the nearby estate walked past in an inebriated state. There had been a previous incident involving parking disagreements, and the peasant decided to unleash a torrent of verbal abuse on the unassuming young Taleban.
Scared for his life, the Taleban dialed 999. Alas, the 999 operator could not forward my good friend to the police, as the switchboard was down. The operator asked my friend to write down the local police station's number instead. All this was happening while the peasant was screaming abuse at him. The operator even asked my friend what all the noise in the background was, as he was having trouble understanding his quivering voice amongst all the background noise. My friend said it was the guy abusing him. The operator then asked my friend to step away from the abusing man...
God! Is this what our taxes pay for? Since immigrating from Asia, the Taleban has made massive contributions to British society, through developing medical equipment, helping the poor with alternative investment strategies, and paying a lot of tax from his various enterprises. Those taxes were then used to fund this comical 999 service, as well as paying for indiginous alcoholics sit in their hovels all day, drinking wife beater and watching Trisha.
