Yuliya has just sent me her phone number (blanked out below). I'm not too sure what to do with it, as getting shafted calling up foreign numbers does not factor into my dating budget. I have a dodgy mate who's obsessed with bargain phone deals, and he probably has free international calls on one of his deals, so I've asked him to call her up, pose as me, and send me the recording (that will obviously be shared with my readers).
Hello my dear Edge. Today I've read all your and my letters.
Thanks that you continue to write me. Today I was so glad that you
write me. I'm sad a few today. I haven't causing to be sad, but I'm
sad. Yesterday I went to cinema with my friend. The cinema was full.
Of course there were interesting. But I would like to go to this movie
with you. In general I would like to go for a walk and speak with you.
I'm sure we would have interesting time together. If you live in
Moscow, you need only to call me and finishes speak about meeting… I
am so sorry that you so far… How I already told you it would be very
interesting to speak with you. I haven't mobile phone, because I
needn't. But I have only work phone. My working phone number
is +79123123123 or 00 123123123(and 1125). When you'll call me, the operator takes a
handset. You need to tell him digits 1125 and he'll connect you with
me. 1125 is number of inside network. Please call this digit correctly
and then we can speak. Now, when I told you my phone number I'm
waiting for your calling with impatience. It's my work number. Call me
please from 10 until 19 o'clock by Moscow time (from 8 until 17 by
Greenville). I hope I can hear your voice soon. I always glad to your
speaking!!! Now I don't know what about to write you, all my thinks
about telephone conversation.
Edge call me please without fail!!!