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Our dear Rosie hates Cockney Rhyming Slang. Especially when Juice starts talking about Thomas the Tank Engine.

I was surfing through the useful but pretentious wikipedia site (here's my pretentious profile: fcmisc and found that they are missing Thomas on their cockney page. I therefore did my bit for society by adding Tommy to the page. Let's see if one of their voluntary monkeys deletes it:

Click here to view my contribution to society.

Speaking of society, I was having dinner at a mate's place last night. Was asked the question "What do you do for society?" How rude! And then today, while trying to organise a KFC eating contest, I was told:

"Think of the starving orphans..... Don't you think eating competitions are the epitome of everything that's wrong with society?"

To which "The Rage" replied:

"You can't eat starving orphans. They don't have the same finger lickn' coating."

I'm not sure what sort of moral line this blog is supposed to draw. But surely buying lots of chicken helps drive the economy. The economy pays the country's coffers. And the country's coffers allow Gordon Brown of the Labour Party to pursue his Debt Pledges.

Did anyone vote in the local elections? I didn't bother as I don't know any of the candidates. All I do know is that I'd like to have the dog shit removed from my street as it's been building up lately. A neighbour even stuck a notice up on a lamp post threatening to redeposit the shit into the owners' letter boxes unless they got their act together. I'm definitely a fan of cute doggies, but I do agree that it's very vile and selfish when dog owners allow their best friends to foul public areas.