Texas Calculatem and Poker Office Blog

Did some NL at Laddies with Rosie.

Met PhillMill again. Haven't seen him in ages! The whole table were astounded that I used Texas Calculatem, but I put them in their place when I went all in with AKo against a loose aggressive player and hit three of a kind kings. Nice!

PM> seen Juice alst night on here
PM> na dtonight
PM> and tonight
Edge> Wow. I haven't seen him in a while. I think he's busy with his new job.
PM> did'nt mention it ...but I was not on long .. went for the freeroll
PM> he won some money.... the had reload a few times
PM> nothing changes
Edge> Wow. How long were you guys playing for?
PM> 1/2 hr or so
Edge> The freeroll lasted 1/2 hr?
PM> nar I left the cash game to go to the freeroll and left him palying
PM> whats in the bottle tonight Mau
Edge> Eh?
PM> beer tonight ormtop shelf
PM> or top shelf
Edge> I'm just killing time. On late shift tomorrow.
PM> right
Edge> What about yourself? Are you still teaching the ladies how to play in Cov?
PM> yer...lol lol
PM> they teach me a thing or 2 lol
Edge> You should start a webcam service. Juice would be well up for it.
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PM> no dobt
PM> I would have thought he would be snapped up by now ;]
Lil_Tycoon> Beginning to think Id have no luck tonight
MR F> pick myself up, dust myself down
MR F> and start right over again
PM> thats the sprit old pal
Lil_Tycoon> sorry m8. u had a good hand
PM> song there ;]
MR F> was gonna go all in sooner
MR F> should have
mupsy1> 5 NO GOOD
norfolkk> call
Edge> eh?
Edge> fold!
RRR_m> call!
Edge> thanks
norfolkk> just wanted to see what he had
Edge> I had pocket rockets
mupsy1> YER WELCOME
norfolkk> good fold
mupsy1> GH
Edge> gl
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PM> nh
RRR_m> vnh Edge
MR F> nice 1
Edge> ty. As phill said earlier. It's all luck.
PM> :]
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RRR_m> vn, Mr F
MR F> thanks RRR
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RRR_m> aaargghhfdkgvdfjgvea
mupsy1> UL
RRR_m> indeed
mupsy1> WAT U HAV RRR
RRR_m> lol
RRR_m> better than yours to the river
mupsy1> SRY CHICK
RRR_m> Ohhh, how sorry makes it better ;0)
MR F> chick, thats a bit over familiar
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mupsy1> DORK
PM> :]
RRR_m> who are you calling a dork, mupsy?
mupsy1> UH
RRR_m> uh?
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mupsy1> THE *
Edge> nice!
GAN241> lmfao
ezeben> hey, mr.capslock. Behave
RRR_m> nope, that doesn't help
RRR_m> who?
ezeben> mr capital letters.. ;)
GAN241> come on guys we have a lady with us
mupsy1> TO MY RIGHT AND 2 2 YOUR LEFT
RRR_m> ohh, Mr F?
MR F> another fookin taffy, are they all w a n k ers
mupsy1> N. IRELAND
RRR_m> wrong Bangor, Mr F
MR F> head bowed in shame
PM> :]
RRR_m> Please don't be rude to Mr F
mupsy1> F### HEAD
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Edge> Now now. Keep it clean
MR F> i dunno what to say, dork and * head are way above my level of intelligence
RRR_m> hehehee
mupsy1> YOUR RIGHT
Edge> You don't need to be smart to play poker
Edge> just lucky
PM> lol
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MR F> u need to be smart to not be an a r se tho
mupsy1> BIG HITTER
MR F> ?
RRR_m> Mupsy, does us all a favour and shut up
Edge> There's no I in team.
mupsy1> LOST
Edge> But there is a "u" in c*nt
RRR_m> lol
MR F> do us a bigger favour and * off
mupsy1> NOT MY GRIPE
PM> I knew this was going to happen lol
Edge> Every time I sit down, the lads start puffing their chests in order to impress RRR.
PM> better than the tele
Edge> She really should stop leading them on...
PM> lol
MR F> I dont need to impress, it just happens
RRR_m> lol, thats very true, mr F
MR F> thanks
mupsy1> HAHAAAAAAAAAA
PM> never ceases to amase ;]
Edge> Hey, no need to make us jealous. Not everyone is born with your studly looks.
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MR F> hey Edge im not fallin out with u mate
PM> :]
mupsy1> GET A BRAIN *LICK
PM> lol
Edge> oops. wasn't picking a fight. Just trying to get some banter going.
RRR_m> you don't think theres enough "Banter", Edge?
Edge> If you want to see a ruck, go to Hampton Court station on a saturday night.
Edge> Pool cues, bottles, 12 year olds etc...
MR F> dont say things like get a brain
Edge> You can't pay for that sort of entertainment.
MR F> its plainly obvious tours is far inferior to mine
MR F> yours
MR F> take some evening cl*es
MR F> get rid of your gremlins
mupsy1> I TYPE THEM OUT THEIR
ezeben> cmon, lets poker
Edge> I need to go to bed now.
Edge> It's past my bedtime.
PM> lol
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PM> nite
Edge> RRR - could you copy a transcript of this and post it to me please? It's great?
mupsy1> LOL U #############
RRR_m> sure thing
MR F> yep im off cant sit next to a vegatable, thay dribble alot
PM> lol
mupsy1> BYE WEE *
RRR_m> lolol