
I am now offering a service, to select readers, to get certain niche key phrases inserted into the Google search engine.
For example, I am now trying to get Google to return my
Little Yellow Moon Face page in the number one spot of a
Google Search.
If you would like to take up this service then you must sponsor a cat first.
Please also note that success is not guaranteed, refunds are not provided, and that I reserve the right to refuse commercial requests. This service is only really there for playing pranks on mates.